Aunt Flo is in town.
Trolling for vampires.
Walking down the beach in soft focus.
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Periods are funny things. Cause we always make fun of things that send us crazy and craving a double quarter pounder mere hours before splashdown.
Heh. Mental images I iz full of them today.
I have blogged about menses before. Well more specifically about The Baby Boomer Generation and their ignorance of female plumbing and the Moon Cup *shudder*.
And of course the aptly named ‘Would you? Could you? In your twat? Wear them! Wear them! I think not!’
But today I read something curious.
I have heard women mention it before and it baffles me.
Some men will NOT buy tampons or other feminine hygiene products.
Send them to the store for toilet paper or baby wipes or those flushable wet wipe things that are for adults to wipe their arses cause clearly they haven’t mastered the art of dry wiping and they are all ’tis cool’
But send them out for a box of Libra ultra thins no wings and they are all ‘ewwwwwww’
Um, dude, you are kidding me right?
My DAD used to pick me up a box of tampons on his way home from work. MPS gets them for me all the time, and there was that one time when The Damn Emos and I all synced up and he had a fucking LIST of all our different brands along with a list of ESSENTIALS including chocolate and bacon.
That was an interesting week.
Listen up boys that think feminine hygiene products are ikky.
Don’t you realise that that pimply faced cashier is NOT going to be all high school boy on yo arse and giggle, they are going to realise that you are in a committed relationship which means SEX ON TAP and that makes you like a fucking GOD in their eyes?
Load up on those plugs buddy. You will seem more like a man.