August 2011

The Bedside Drawer: Revisiting awesomeness.

I wrote this post in January of 2010. See the original with the amazingly heartfelt comments here. Boo has come so far since then.  Toilet trained and heading for high school. That drawer is now gone. A new era is descending upon us and looking back is helping me look forward. As Kim would say… [...]

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Riding the crimson wave.

Aunt Flo is in town. The Curse. Trolling for vampires. Walking down the beach in soft focus. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Heh. Periods are funny things.  Cause we always make fun of things that send us crazy and craving a double quarter pounder mere hours before splashdown. Heh.  Mental images I iz full of [...]

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Ta Da!

Today I am feeling a little fragile. Lets face it, I have been like this for a while now. But shit needs to be done and the world doesn’t stop because Kelley has a huge case of can’t bear it all’s… So I am gunna write myself a list. A list of Ta Da’s. A [...]

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Hello Kitty! Well, Hello Kitty! Revisiting awesomeness.

This is a repost from early 2008.  It is relevant today as it was back in teh olden days. Click on the pics to biggerize.  If you dare, cause DAY-UM! See original post and awesome comments here   I am not sure how it happened. What I was doing or where I was supposed to [...]

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PSA: Smiling is bad for you.

Someone said to me once ‘smile, your face won’t break’ Arsehole. My ‘resting’ face is a somewhat downturned lip. So I COULD be perceived as frowning. I am totally cool with this as my friends ‘resting’ face makes her look like she just stepped in a fresh dog turd with no shoes on so standing [...]

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Before he gets his Order Of Australia medal for recognition of being AWESOME for Australia…

it seems Boo must have some other letters after his name first. Before he can be Boo Magnetobold OAM He must be Boo Magnetobold ASD OCD. If I wasn’t in a deep enough hole as it was the universe decided to open its bowels after a rather spicy curry and defecate down another diagnosis for [...]

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So I am not a chicken. But I would like to EAT some chicken. I am not sure if that is significant or not*.

{source} When we last spoke, oh dear minions biatches people of the internet friends I had measured the appendage of a suicidal insect and found it surprisingly lengthy. And I was going to see a shrink. And yesterday was the day. But hold up, first I have to tell you that BEFORE I went to [...]

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bees dick has been measured and it is surprisingly long

Between The Big Bad Thing, Boo and the never ending school issues, strokes, work being arseholes and motherfucking chicks wearing leggings as pants I have come within a bees dick of going mad and then limboed under the fucker. Man my back is sore Fuck I hope so.  Cause this having to drink another 2 [...]

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You just don’t get it. You know what? Neither do I.

I was in the optometrist. Looking at designer sunglasses, spending the generous gift voucher The Golden Child gave me for my birthday months and months ago. I don’t know how it came up, but I found myself in the uncomfortable situation where I had to explain that I had a brain fart. I stuttered and [...]

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I need an intervention.

Throughout my life I have gone on benders. Of the food kind. Benders that sometimes could be described as a tad obsessive. Kit kats. OMG months of eating them every day.  The same way.  Chocolate first, suck off the filling and then crunch on the wafer. Now just the smell makes me ill. Various chocolate [...]

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