I have run out of Valium.
I can’t get into my doctor till 4.45pm on THURSDAY.
I leave for Blogopolis at sparrow fart FRIDAY.
Today is MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY.
I have lots of organising and creating and tweeting and freaking the fuck out to do before I get to see my doctor.
Vertigo has my arse in a sling while my head spins.
Shit is happening… you know that shit that I can’t talk about on teh internetz but FUCK ME DEAD if you are within earshot of me at Blogopolis and I have a Margarita in my hand you will know ALL ABOUT IT.
I may go and volunteer at the old peoples home.
They always have the good shit.
It’s gunna be a wild ride biatches.