I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence.
I met Glowless in the foyer of a hotel just minutes before we were both leaving. A two minute conversation that BLEW MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND has now rendered me under her spell. Biatch is in my Top Ten Biatches and I love her more than my shoes.
Well most of them.
A few weeks ago I made a Hitler Downfall parody for my blog link up. Kelley tore me a new one for not mentioning her in it even though she *ahem* never links up. To try and get her to stop whinging about it and in order to avoid my roomie ditching me next week I made her one of her very own.
Glowless is from Where’s My Glow? Weird name for a weird chick. She has many talents including but not limited to: being fluent in sarcasm, being a champion procrastinator, but her greatest gift is being able to not spill a drop of her cocktail even when she falls down drunk. She makes a mean banana cake and was recently crowned the biggest Twitter addict in all the world by her long suffering husband.