July 2011

For the tens of you that read every day this probably only applies to a couple of you. And of those only half give a shit.

So I am about to embark on another trip to meet people of the internet in all their glory. And I must interrupt myself here to say WHAT THE FUCK INTERNET? I had been led to believe that the internet consisted of crazy cat ladies and 40 year old men wearing stained underwear masturbating to [...]

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Where do you swear?

I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence. Nawwww… innit cute? Gotta love it when my biatches go all ratfucksonofabitch. Makes me feel like Lady Gaga. So today I give you my Little Biatch Kate… [...]

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Gird your loins motherfuckers.

I have run out of Valium. I can’t get into my doctor till 4.45pm on THURSDAY. I leave for Blogopolis at sparrow fart FRIDAY. Today is MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY. I have lots of organising and creating and tweeting and freaking the fuck out to do before I get to see my doctor. Vertigo has my arse [...]

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My kid is an arsehole. Not that I would call him that to his face, to his face I call him Butthead.

I still have some AWESOME guest posters up my sleeve {remember if you want a piece of the MB2 action email me a post, a margarita and your credit card details} but I thought I would dip my toes back into the world of more than 140 characters at a time… HUZZAH! Boo was being [...]

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Am I Not Biatch Enough?

I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence. I met Glowless in the foyer of a hotel just minutes before we were both leaving. A two minute conversation that BLEW MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND has now [...]

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Shitboxes and Coffee

I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence. Today’s guest biatch is a chick I met in front of a lift while in the middle of a panic attack before I was going to speak [...]

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Why I can’t Guest Post at Magnetoboldtoo

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I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence. Today your biatch is the lovely Amanda who just went all fancy and shit with self hosted. So, when Kelley put the call out for guest posters [...]

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If I ran a magazine…

I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence. If you want to be a guest biatch send me your post asap along with a margarita, block of chocolate and your credit card details. Today is [...]

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