Like for serious.
I have proof.
The end is nigh because you can now get a matching handbag to go with your *vomit* Crocs.
Lubber totes… are you fucking SERIOUS?
the bottom. Looks just like a Croc. Classy.
Fuck. Me. Dead.
Hold me.
They have their own accessories…
{clearly I have no idea what the end of the world and rapture is about. But apparently I have 5 months to decide on an outfit so it’s all good. But there will be no rubber involved…}
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5 months? What’s supposed to happen in November?
And HOW THE FUCK do you keep your shit from falling out of your shitty croc bag?!?!?!
October actually, right in the middle of motherfucking MB2 Birthday Week.
The brief, fever induced research I did this afternoon while waiting for a toasted sanga was something about Jesus coming and taking all the good people and then the rest of us get teased by his presence for 5 months and then he blows us up.
Or something like that.
I was just wondering the same thing about those giant holes in the bottom too.
That is truly hideous. Why?
Because, Ms Hole, clearly there is not enough hideousness in the world to even out our awesomeness.
I thought it was supposed to be tomorrow?
end is nigh. As in NIGH. Which is fancy talk for like totally nearly here.
Like tomorrow.
So you should totally come home and see me.
Before we all die or something I am not completely sure what it is all about.
And bring me Max Brennar chocolate or you are getting one of those freaking bags for your birthday.
Keep your eye on NORAD for the 4 horsemen symbol heralding the apocalypse/rapture, a la Santa.
the end of the world is sat 6pm USA EST.
or so Im told………
massive earthquake……..
or something…….?????
That bag is so many shades of wrong! Even before you address the gross colour.
Why would a bag need ventilation holes?? Have they lost the fuckin plot??
Don’t be dissing the croc-tote Kelley. Clearly it’s meant to be a gardening or beach carry-all. Because of the hose-ability. Or you could hang it over the bath to hold all those drippy rubber duckies.
End of the world? I’ll believe it when I see it.
OMG I am laughing so hard.
Crocs emailed and asked to put a banner ad on my blog the other day. I was so tempted to say yes, just to watch your head explode.
I’m glad I didn’t, could you imagine having to see that ugly thing every time you opened your blog :blergh:
A sure sign of the apocalypse.
Apparently we all have to have our affairs in order for tomorrow… http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
As I have been soundly corrupted by MBT as is thoroughly documented on twitter, I expect I’ll still be here…
I’ve got til October. No fucking chance I’m Rapture-able.
P.S. Just vomited a the bag and am now about to stab myself in the eye with a fork.
OH! You’ll love this then, I was googling images of “bunk beds” and some how google interpreted that as “fucking ugly shoe pet beds” http://www.shoppingblog.com/blog/2251026
Oh…I’d be tempted to ask for this as a gift… heh…;)
Most disgusting handbag ever.
When they first came out, I really hoped crocs would be a short-lived thing. Appears there are more people with the fashion sense of a potato than I realised.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus, part deux: http://www.lubberusa.com/Lubb-Flowers_c_12.html
Not even *I* can tolerate that bag. And you know that’s saying something
Oh lordy.
I’m with you. I hate Crocs. But that’s pretty funny, that bag.
I nearly accepted affiliate advertising for crocs, just to make you twitch. I’m an awesome friend, yes?
Oh, you know you want one! In neon orange. With Jibbitz. 😉
Kelley, I realize there will always be a… rift between us that only the ease, comfort and ugliness of my croc flipflops, that I knock around the house in could cause. But THAT? Is uber-ugly. I like to think I’m a little snobby in the ways of handbags, at least. 😉
PS If indeed, the end game, er, time is approaching, will it get to you first since you’re in Australia…? Or do you you think it’s all going to be started Eastern Standard Time?
As a handbag obsessive I want the designer of that bag locked up and the key thrown away. No. Just NO.
Crocpocalypse.
Or Crapocalypse.
Maybe… the apocalypse came and nobody on earth was saved cos we are ALL very naughty?
Doesn’t explain the lack of earthquake though. Ah well.
Oh no!! First one I see on the streets is getting laughed at… seriously!
Oh wow. those are truly hideous! I mean bad. REALLY bad.
My years supply of tampons would fall out those holes.
Awful.
Hmm, looks like it might have been good as a floatation device, but they screwed that idea up by putting holes in it! No good for end of the world attire at all.
I want one. In red. To put my gardening stuff in. Because the cardboard box is falling apart. Where do I get one?
So if I get two of them, can I get a left one and a right one, and wear them around making uber big croc footprints to scare little children? Cause that’s all they’d be good for, really.
Truly truly truly ugly. Who buys things like that?
And I have a confession – I have a pair of pretend crocs that I wear to hang out the washing, do gardening & mow the lawn in. They were pink, they now have shades of green & white paint splatters. On Monday I took Mr 8 to piano lessons (which is a 2 minute drive around the corner) and as I was being extremely lazy I couldn’t be bothered to put on real shoes – the pretend crocs were near the door. I thought of you as I walked out the door in them & realised that if I had a car accident or was invited into the piano teachers house I would have to pretend I was barefoot – was feeling very very sick at the thought of anyone seeing me wearing them. Ended well though – did not have to leave the car!