May 2011

I get by with a little help from my biatches: Part I lost count.

I am having a moment. Or a series of moments. Or an epic fucktonne of moments. So I have a few of my biatches posting for me for a little while… I mean COME ON you saw the last post. I will save you from more of that. You are totally welcome. Today my saviour [...]

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I get by with a little help from my biatches: Part whatever the fuck it is when it is three.

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I get by with a little help from my biatches: Part Deux

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I get by with a little help from my biatches.

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It’s dark.

It seems we skipped right over Autumn and the grey cold skies of Winter have descended. Along with that, a sense of foreboding. I have had this feeling before, the feeling of ‘hey, things don’t seem to be so bad right now… good things are happening! Something doesn’t feel right’ And then the universe, who [...]

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International House of Snot.

Yeah, I am still sick. Not as sick as Friday when MPS had to stay home cause I was delirious from teh fever and slept most of the day for only the SECOND time in my life. I went to work today to be sure to infect all my colleagues that spent Friday bitching that [...]

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Clear evidence that the end is upon us.

Like for serious. I have proof. The end is nigh because you can now get a matching handbag to go with your *vomit* Crocs. Lubber totes… are you fucking SERIOUS? the bottom. Looks just like a Croc. Classy. Fuck. Me. Dead. Hold me. They have their own accessories… {clearly I have no idea what [...]

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No one can rock a cold. Even me. And I found a new form of crack.

I have a cold. And I am fucking miserable. It has been a loooooooooong time since I have been plagued with this lurgy, I usually prefer more exotic illnesses that I will not list here as it gets all the trolls riled up if I mention my torn Achilles, or suprapinatis tendonitis, or bulging neck [...]

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My Happy Shoes.

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I have a pair of shoes. Well, technically I have a metric fuck tonne of shoes, but I have one pair in particular that I call my Happy Shoes. When I wear these shoes I feel happy. I look down and I smile. My Happy Shoes Just. Make. Me. Happy. They are not that expensive, [...]

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Would you? Could you? In your twat? Wear them! Wear them! I think not!

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So we are having a little difference of opinion in the Magnetobold household. I think that I should be treated like a princess and buy whatever I fucking well like and the utility companies and debtors have differing ideas. So I did a *vomit* budget. And spending the way we I we have been we [...]