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The one picture book that every parent needs.

by Kelley

in cracking my shit up

Seriously I NEED an advanced copy of this book.

a sample page:

{source and advanced orders here}

I laughed so hard I farted.

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Tagged as: Go the fuck to sleep, parents picture book, sleepless toddlers book

{ 22 comments }

1 Veronica April 28, 2011 at 8:29 pm

I want it too. Badly.

2 Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella April 28, 2011 at 8:33 pm

ROFLMAO Ok I so want to get this for friends with newborns. Do you think they’ll see the humour in it?

3 Veronica April 28, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Probably not until their kids are three and start the ‘but I need to do a wee/get a drink/fix this blanket/colour this picture/climb my mountain’.

4 Kirrily April 28, 2011 at 9:34 pm: Too funny, Veronica! (and sadly…. also very true)

5 Veronica April 28, 2011 at 8:40 pm

I couldn’t help myself, I’ve seen it so many places in the last 2 days that I just went and pre-ordered it.

6 Kelley April 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm

seriously? A RL friend sent it to me… I hadn’t seen it before.

So you are ordering them as bridesmaids presents then? *hint hint*

7 Veronica April 28, 2011 at 8:44 pm: I’d seen it on a couple of twitter links and ABDPBT as well as on Facebook. I shall let you read it, if you’re careful…

8 Kate @ UpsideBackwards April 28, 2011 at 8:56 pm

My husband saw this online last night and thought it would be a great book for our place… Someone has tapped a great market!

9 Lisa B April 28, 2011 at 8:58 pm

Classic…..

Coffee is now all over the screen again from reading one of your posts

10 Kirrily April 28, 2011 at 9:36 pm

This is awesome. I want one.

11 The Accidental Housewife April 28, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Freakin fabulous. I need one for me, one for my sister in law, two for my best mates and one to leave at Nanna’s house to piss her right off. This could get expensive.

12 Sam @ Learn. Create. Do. April 28, 2011 at 11:20 pm

PMSL. love it!

13 A Daft Scots Lass April 28, 2011 at 11:36 pm

I laughed so hard I farted.

Now THAT made me fucking piss myself!

14 Tara R. April 29, 2011 at 3:53 am

That is all sorts of awesome!

15 Maggiie April 29, 2011 at 7:01 am

As if the book wasn’t funny enough, you had to go and add the fart line? I just about died!

16 Mars April 29, 2011 at 9:45 am

I need this, my friend’s baby shower is in a month!

17 Amanda April 29, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Lullaby to go with it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFANzZTdYM

18 Sue Denyhm April 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm

So much better than Goodnight Moon.

19 river April 29, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Unbelievable. A book I don’t feel the need to read.

20 Ali April 29, 2011 at 11:13 pm

I have read so many stories today, my eyes are bleeding. I yearn for the day when this book won’t be applicable to my life but I love it.

21 Fi April 30, 2011 at 10:13 pm

Oh, I saw this posted on FB a couple of days ago & thought it was a joke! So glad it wasn’t – will be getting a copy for myself & my SIL. LOVE IT!

22 Trish May 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm

I saw a copy – so funny & true ! It’s what parents really want to say sometimes.

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