Alternative title: It is not over until someone is crying in pain from the sugar crash.
It started off bright and too motherfucking early.
Feasting on eggs and lattes and the requisite egg hunt culminating in the annual jump the shit outta the trampoline while being pelted in the head with small eggs.
We know how to party.
Then, while Mummy sucked down her 4th latte of the morning, Too and Boo got down with some awesome dance moves from Boo’s current favourite movie High School Fucking Musical. And Moo went back to bed for a four hour nap.
Party. We do eeeeeet.
And then when various family members and the Depression of Emos arrived we feasted on fondue.
Check it.
Selection of fruits and sweets for dipping.
{the empty space is for the billion dollar bananas. I didn’t want to tease my Aussie lovelies with our extravagance. Oh yes, we went ALL OUT for this Easter Fonduathon biatches.}
Japanese cheesecake.
Fucking FANCY.
Chocolate chip cookies, vanilla cookies and coma inducing Snickers Cheesecake.
Awesomeness.
Selection of other shizzle.
Kinda getting bilious remembering it all…
And then we spent the rest of the afternoon moaning in pain after eating far too much and watching Megamind, The Green Hornet and Gullivers Travels.
And eating bacon.
You know, to conteract the sugar.
Or something.
We may have to break out High School Musical 2 to work off some of this chocolate.
Or not.
Probably not.
P.S. Easter Bunny is on my shit list cause NO MOTHERFUCKING IPHONE.
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I’ll do my swooning here! I really could NOT have tolerated all that sugar feasting- my sweet tooth needs to retire after 4 squares of 70% cocoa chocolate! But I could have done with the bacon- sounds as though you do a lot more for Easter than most! We had no eggs, the usual dark choc and went out for a fotiez trip!
I mainly stayed with the dark choc and fruit. And the Japanese cheesecakes which are not very sweet.
And then a butt ton of bacon. Ommm nommmnommm
Heidi loves Megamind, actually she likes to watch the bit at the beginning where Megamind says ‘I got my butt kicked pretty good.’ over and over and over and over, then she says it over and over and over.
Plus are there any Noms left over and can I come and help with them?
girl, there is heaps. Cause we all literally staggered away from the table like Zombies.
Quite apt for the day, don’t you think?
Lol very apt
hehe zombies
Wow I wish I had Easter at your place, that feast looked amazing. Puts my one Pistachio & cranberry egg to shame.
Y-U-M!
What a spread! Sounds yummy, Kelley!
Jealous! I miss bananas. Choc covered even better!
Oh my I wish we had what you had minus the moaning in pain.
Bananas ? WT ?
Bacon goes with everything.
Damn. I bow down….
Next Easter, I’m gatecrashing your house. Can’t be *too* hard to get there, can it?
WOW, looks so yummy….
I am so jealous
I feasted at one daughters house where she’d cooked three roast chickens, plus vegetables and a meat substitute for the grand daughter’s vegan boyfriend; then for dessert there was giant Anzac biscuits made by #2 daughter. Not much sugar there, so I’m pigging out on chocolate eggs today…..
Snickers cheesecake? And you didn’t invite me over? :O
Look at you go you’re a fucking entertaining queen!!
“billion dollar bananas” – still laughing at that x
We had to cancel the Easter bunny this year because he doesn’t come to boys that steal.
That reminds me, I really should get that candy out of the back of my car. Since it was 90F today I’m sure it all melted. Ughh
Your post made me hungry!