I had a four eight too fucking many sadsack posts in draft about how I am feeling all melancholy and poor me and fuck this shit I am running away to *insert somewhere far away from here* ready to inflict on you when my browser crashed.
One might have earned me a nice little rest in a room with no windows and all the pharmaceuticals that I could eat.
Instead of throwing my computer clear across the room and going out to buy a kitten so I could kick it, I decided to channel my inner Barney.
I AM going to organise Easter and it is going to fucking rock.
I AM going to fold and put away that 6ft tall pile of washing.
I AM going to take my little dude out for dinner tonight.
I AM AWESOME INSTEAD.
Word to your mother.
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You Rock! Kick those blues smack in the balls.
lol! Exactly
Owwww.
Blue balls :: has giggle fit ::
Kick ‘em hard.
Glad you could turn it around babe… but if you EVER need to run away for a minute or a month… my home and heart are always open to you. xox
be careful girl… an hour ago I would have had my shoes on and be half way there.
I AM going to tell you you’re fucking amazing.
WTG girl!!!!
yeah, fuck yeah!
You are awesomeness itself.
I know how you feel sometimes I find having a good scream just at the walls in our place helps me.
Then I start on the jobs I’ve been putting off that have been getting me down & I start feeling better.
If you need anything just let me know
(((( Hugs )))) XXXX Kisses XXXX
You rock it!
Way to go woman! I know the feeling. I post too many of those and even I can’t stand to read my own blog, I need to find something to laugh at or feel good about. But if you ever do want to run away, you know that Kansas is about as far away as you can possibly get. Don’tcha?
how much is airfare from Melbourne to Kansas?
I am pretty sure MPS has a kidney he doesn’t need and all I have to do is find my Martha Stewart craft knife and fill the tub with ice… right?
I have a spare room, too, Miss Craftastrophe. x
Love it!!
Awesome.
Love you.
Yes you are!
Awesome!!
Hubby has bought a Nice Port and I got some cheddar today for late night D&Ms over our weekend away. Wishing you a happy Easter with lots of gooood chocolate and appropriate beverages. Or wildly inappropriate ones, if you prefer.
Fold those clothes Kel. then come and fold mine too! I LOVE YOU BABE xxx
We’ve got the comfiest sofa-bed in South Dorset here, just so you know.
You are FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
I need to stick that poster on my fridge. Then I try to be teh Awesomez like you…
Can you then flit over this way and fold my 6ft high pile of washing, oh Awesome One?
No mood would dare cross you surely? And rooms with pharmaceuticals are over-rated.
Just give me a bit of warning if you head my way so I can get in some decent coffee and extra chocolate.
P.S. you won’t have to fold my washing, I do it as soon as it’s off the line.
that pic is awesome. BOOYAH
(totally needed it today too x)
x
That’s all I got tonight
Ooh, and if ya ever sold that kidney and made it up to see Wanderlust, Oklahoma is just below her :p Nuttin’ but wheat fields and cows in between… I’m sure there’s a bar (I *so* just typed “bra” instead of “bar”, whatcha think that means???) in between with some sort of – wait, we’ll have to bring our own lil’ umbrellas to put in our – drinks.
Hope it turned around for ya
I LOVE that positive self-talk, Kelley!!! Seriously!! U R awesome 
xx
W.O.R.D!
Well fuck! If you fold your clothes that means I’m going to have to fold mine.
Make yourself some chocolate zombie brains and hit the wine (not boxed or flagony of course). You seriously should do that shit for a living, you are an event planning goddess.
xx
A) your post is awesome. And B) yes to the poster. It sometimes is a choice isn’t it? It HAS to be or well, you know what I mean. I know you know what I mean. And YOU are an inspiring woman. I mean that from the bottom of my still quivery heart xxxxx
I saw that picture on pinterest the other day and tried to post it to twitter thinking of you.
It’s going on my wall somewhere
♫ I just caaaalllllled, to saaaaaayy… ♫
Hi.
You rule the Awesome.
You are the bomb.
Shit, yeah!
Oh, and I pinched your poster