April 2011

The Royal Wedding – MB2 Style

I squuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeezed into my wedding dress. {blame her for the idea} {oh HELLO IPHONE!!!!!1!!!} drank Moet Chandon Champagne, with sour dough bread, fancy arsed olive oil, Dukkah and various smoked meats and balls of cheese… *sniggering at smoked meats and balls of cheese* drank said champagne out of a glass that holds an entire bottle. [...]

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The one picture book that every parent needs.

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Seriously I NEED an advanced copy of this book. a sample page: {source and advanced orders here} I laughed so hard I farted. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (6) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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My baking Achilles heel.

I fucking rock in the kitchen. And I am a pretty damn fine cook too. *snigger* I can bake anything. I can cook anything. If you have been here any length of time you would have seen my baking prowess. RAWR But I have only ever had one thing that I couldn’t master. Motherfucking Jelly [...]

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Tomorrow is back to school. Who thought it would be a GOOD FUCKING IDEA for these school holidays to be TWO AND A HALF weeks long? Because while two and a half anything sounds good, it always ends badly. Not looking at you Charlie Sheen. Tomorrow morning I will drop Boo off at school and [...]

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We will remember them.

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Both of my Grandfathers fought in the ‘great war’. Both of them had stories they would not share. My Uncle named after one of their mates that died. On a track that has far greater significance than what we call a ‘track’ these days. Today I remember these two wonderful men, and their mates that [...]

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Easter: It is all in the dance moves and the fondue.

Alternative title: It is not over until someone is crying in pain from the sugar crash. It started off bright and too motherfucking early. Feasting on eggs and lattes and the requisite egg hunt culminating in the annual jump the shit outta the trampoline while being pelted in the head with small eggs. We know [...]

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I hope Our Lord and Saviour the Easter Bunneh takes the hint from my decorations.

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I am hoping for an iPhone in my Easter Basket. What? He doesn’t just bring chocolate… right? And if he brings me one of these: I am setting out the traps next year. {hopefully I will be back this evening if I am not in a sugar coma to post about our Epic Fondue [...]

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Good Friday viewing: Harry Potter, Life of Brian and Last Temptation Of Christ. Because we are all about motherfucking TRADITIONS PEOPLE!

It is already well documented that I am a heathen. That I am going to hell and bringing the margaritas. Whatever. Right now I thank Jesus for doing his little magic act because it means that I get a fucking NINE DAY WEEKEND. And that shit just doesn’t happen every day. It is a Christmas [...]

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I had me a sad.

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I had a four eight too fucking many sadsack posts in draft about how I am feeling all melancholy and poor me and fuck this shit I am running away to *insert somewhere far away from here* ready to inflict on you when my browser crashed. One might have earned me a nice little [...]

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It is like…um…GLUE!

This morning, this SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING, was an early one. Today we had to get up early to make the first showing of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2 with Boo as he kinda needs the whole damn cinema to himself. Cause apparently it is OK for HIM to talk and giggle and make a [...]