I have received a few panicked emails, Twitter and Facebook messages from my lovelies wondering if the reason I haven’t been around much of late is because I am caught up in the utter devastation that is the floods in Queensland.
I rest assured, I am two states away from that, and although my house is not now a waterpark, the humidity in Victoria is FUCKING INSANE.
I mean, I am having to LET MY HAIR GO CURLY and WEAR IT UP instead of my normal long and straight and smooth and purdy. It is now a mess of frizzy curls and I am pretty sure that that is up there with having all of your possessions completely destroyed by an INLAND FUCKING TSUNAMI.
Right?
So pray for me. Cause I am actually going to have to go to WORK with my hair like this. And that in itself is a fucking tragedy.
😉
{yes, I totally compared my hair DISASTER to 75% of the state of Queensland being underwater}
{yes, I am TOTALLY that self absorbed}
{but did you expect anything LESS from me? Really?}
{*serious face here* dealing with some shizzle that is more important than the internets – and ALMOST as important as my hair – and will reply to your wonderful and thoughtful comments to this post as soon as I can. You are fucking awesome.}
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Nothing like the tragedy of pube hair on your head to bring things into perspective. My in-laws are cut off except by air, no food, no petrol, no hair products etc, yet my FIL’s wine order got through on one of the few flights in. At least he now has the essentials.
Some days you need to concentrate on the funny to deal with the overwhelming crappola.
PS hope you are giving yourself permission to breathe. (hugs)
…and just how bad do you think MY hair is living in this quagmire???
Sideshow Bob has nothing on me.
(at least the floods are only inconveniencing us here, not devastating us like the people up river).
Work like MacGyver to turn your hair straightener into a portable air-con.
With a piece of chewing gum, a paper clip and an elastic band.
Or send MPS in to work in your place.
Bwahaha.
*snort* I watched MacGyver today… I could so totally see him doing that! lmao
Hey. don’t judge me. I needed a distraction from the flood coverage.
Bad hair day 🙁
On the plus side, your blog is no longer blocked at my place of “work”. Yay!
Hair? Floods? No comparison there, you poor, poor soul.
BTW, I don’t know what the crazy shit is going on in your life at the moment, but I am only a state away if there is anything I can do. I can bake and send brownies in the mail?
Yes, it’s raining and I shan’t complain.
I’ve been seeing the flood news and I didn’t even THINK about your hair! How awful my darling! Seriously, you should not have to go to work like that 🙂
Waterwings. Wear waterwings. Oh. Wait. You don’t need ’em.
I’m just relieved that you’re safe.
Wow, nothing like a real tragedy to put things into perspective. Meanwhile can you get your frizzy-arsed hair over here with your Roboboot and start kicking the total wankers who are looting the homes and boats of flood victims. We need someone with your skills …
suck it up sunshine 😛
At least you’re safe, even if you might have to send your hair packing.
I’m in Ipswich .. and they evacuated us on Tuesday and I got told off for going back into the house for my GHD. I’ve been sat in evacuation centres for three days with frizzy freakin hair and no makeup. There’s a reason most of the people you see being interviewed on the news are blokes hey.