When we last left Her Awesomeness, SPP (Super Party Planner), Noah was building a fucking Ark and the icing on the cupcakes was melting.
We need to backtrack a little to the THREE FREAKING DAYS she spent making cupcake wrappers and fondant pretties for topping the cakes.
That was fraught with lots of colourful language, screwed up paper and chasing the Birthday Boy when he stole the ratfucksonofabitch glue stick for an afternoon snack.
Who would have thought making a wrapper for a cupcake would be a lesson in engineering.
Not SPP, that is for sure.
Once the whole ‘orange and black stripes’ that the daughter requested idea was scrapped, life was much easier for SPP and she shook her arse to some tunes while incorporating this little fella into ‘The Vision’
ZMOG how fucking CUTE.
And this guy for the Scooby Party
Obviously.
And then she made a metric arseload of icing {or Confuserating American Measurement assload of frosting} and covered the fuckers with a swirl of icing that could only be referred to clinically as ‘liver disease white stool’.
So she scraped that shit off {PUN! HOW FUN!} and used a fancy nozzle on her icing bag which produced a fancy liver-disease-and-lumpy-polyps-on-the-way-out-stool dollop of sugar goodness on top of the cakes.
And fondant decorations.
Of course.
As our heroine toiled and fretted that perhaps only baking a dozen cupcakes per party may not be enough, she was simultaneously baking four hundred million double choc chip cookies and hiding the meringues from the marauding Emos that had just surfaced from their drunken slumber, the humidity rose yet again and he perfectly coiffed cupcakes fucking melted.
Fuck.
So I present to you melted Scooby cupcakes:
chocolate with royal icing, sprinkles and blue dog bones.
Don’t ask me why. I was delirious. And blue seemed a good idea at the time.
And melted rejected for the birthday cake orange iced rich chocolate cupcakes with fondant witches hats and white chocolate spider webs.
Clearly, SPP needs a decent fucking camera from Santa.
That icing is vibrant orange and the hats are fucking PURPLE. Really. Damn.
And they looked GOOD.
Good enough for no fucker to fucking goddamn motherfucking poo bum fart EAT.
That might have something to do with the other food available at the parties…
To Be Continued… AGAIN.
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Again? You’re making us wait, again?!
The cupcakes look amazing.
girl, wait till the next post… you will understand. So many crappy photos the internet will EXPLODE.
People keep threatening to explode the internets and it hasn’t happened yet…
WEird colour conversion there – but great cupcakes. Can’t BELIEVE they were uneaten – bastards! I hate that!
I made severed finger on bed of earth cupcakes, that delighted my daughter, but didn’t excite many of her friends. Made about ten times too much too… will never learn…
Esplodin’ dah internets?
Girl, you’re all shades of Teh Awesome, the kids were probably
A) too scared to eat Teh Awesome one’s cupcakes for fear of displeasing her or
B) too scared to eat Teh Awesome one’s cupcakes for fear of wrecking such hard work or
C) Stuffed themselves with junk food and thought NOTHING so Awesome could possibly be meant to be eaten by mere plebeians such as themselves.
Or all of the above.
Yes, it’s multiple choice babble!
jesus kelley – your cakes are awesome! but would you take a little rest for the love of god??? i am exhausted just reading what you’ve been doing!
Too awesome. Yet again.
Nom Nom.
What a fantastic idea decorating the cupcake wrapper itself. So much easier than trying to get all fancy with icing etc. Although I see you did that also :envy: