November 2010

Been on a bender.

A cleaning bender. I have tales of awesome to share with you, but right now I have whipped myself up into a frenzy of cleaning of epic proportions. And I must let it run its course until I run out of things to clean (HA!) or fall in a heap. I have completely cleaned and [...]

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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and your makeup will run and you will look like a serial killer. Or Alice Cooper. Or Marilyn Manson. Or a man with a womans name wearing makeup that they have no business wearing because they clearly don’t know how to apply that shit.

So I was going to post an Emo whine whine look at me I am all fucking Emo and shit post, but then decided against it cause I don’t even want to be around me right now… so why would you? Obviously because under all this depressive teen wanna be Emo shit I am still [...]

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Text messages from Boo’s aide.

I am sure that I have said it before, but I will say it again, teachers aides are fucking saints. Except for the crappy ones that only get into the job to work school hours and they think it is gunna be a cushy job and then they get a day with my boy and [...]

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Commence Mommy Blogging… now.

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You know what that is? DO YOU EVEN KNOW? OMG. Freaking out. My heart, she squeezes. My eyes, they leak. My brain, it goes to all sorts of horrible places. Involving broken bones and murderers and big spiders and drop bears. And waking in the middle of the night needing his mummy. Yes, my lovelies, [...]

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Mr. Brightside.

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That was what was on the radio as I drove to the hospital. Of course the roads were full of fuckers driving slow in the fast lane. And it was raining. OBVIOUSLY. Ten minutes before I was whining to MPS that I had so much to do and couldn’t decide what to tackle first. Christmas [...]

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Over the shoulder boulder holder.

Alternate title: Clearly I need to buy some new clothes cause the ones I have aren’t doing me no favours. As women, we go through many – some would call – humiliating experiences. Every two years some dude will stick a pair of kitchen tongs and an oversized cotton bud up our lady bits to [...]

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So I totally wanna tell you stuff but I like, can’t, and that sucks. A lot.

Back in the day when the only people reading were the voices in my head, I would open up this space and empty the contents of my brain safe in the knowledge that no one would read it. But now, being the international superstar of AWESOME that I am, with tens of readers every single [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010 Part whatever cause it was a week ago and I am still recovering.

So, when we left SPP (Super Party Planner for those who have not been following along) she had a house covered in mud and four billion dripping wet towels and various discarded mud covered clothes strewn all over the place. A Depression Of Emos making costumes in the loungeroom. And 30 minutes to transform the [...]

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We interupt your scheduled viewing of the Parties of Awesome 2010 for a brain explosion.

So this morning I was getting Boo ready for school. Making his lunch, packing his bag, ironing his uniform in the dryer… All the usual shizzle. I was gulping down my now stone cold coffee, willing the caffeine to hit my brain RIGHT NOW cause I had a horrible night of weird arsed dreams waking [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010: Scooby Doo party photos

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By now SPP {Super Party Planner} was pretty much spent and eyeing off the alcohol purchased by The Damn Emo hordes for their soiree that evening. The Birthday Boy was losing his shit with excitement and the house was full of freeloading teenagers that knew from past experience all hell was about to break loose [...]