October 2010

Over.

It is after midnight. The marauding Emo hordes have just left resplendent in their Halloween garb for the local bars and clubs. The house smells like a toilet, there is a mud slide carved into my yard, food everywhere and Boo is bouncing off the walls in his room. But I survived. Two Parties In [...]

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Listening to the Sex Pistols while baking a cake from scratch, somehow I don’t think this is what Sid Vicious envisioned. Methinks he would be spinning in his grave like a My Little Pony Spin Pop.

Yeah, I am still alive. I have mah music up loud and shakin’ mah booty while colouring and forming a butt ton of fondant, baking eleventy billion cakes and making my own damn decorations. Bow to my awesomeness. And I cleaned my skirting boards as well as other superfluous (FAVOURITE WORD ALERT!) activities because I [...]

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Happy Birthday to my {not so} little man.

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Today my boy turns 12. He was born on a Tuesday.  He knows that.  He even knows what day you were born. Give him a date and he is all ‘You were born on a Friday’. Cause he is all about the Autism stereotypes at the moment. In a few minutes it will be the [...]

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Bittersweet

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Today is the anniversary of the day I became a mother. I don’t remember when she was first put into my arms, the birth was… well lets say eventful. But I remember the last time I hugged her. Today, on her 19th Birthday we will celebrate. Separately but apart. For the first time since that [...]

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I need to sleep for a year. In a week.

So the week of hell Birthday Week trundles along mercilessly, so much to do so little wine time. When you add in some extra dramas, getting rid of little fuckers defecating in my blog A-FUCKING-GAIN and a dress fitting for the oldest and surliest bridesmaid in the history of forever, I am seconds away from [...]

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It is that time of year again. Move over Martha, there is a new bitch in town. But awesomer, and without the criminal record. Yet.

Those of you that have been around a while know that pure unadulterated insanity descends upon Casa MagnetoBold around this time of year. It is Birthday Week. While MPS, Too and I manage to have our birthdays spread out, giving me some breathing space, my Daddy, Moo and Boo were not as benevolent and decided [...]

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I be slaying them thar dragons.

And they are firey little fuckers too. I am assembling an army. You in? I can do with all the help I can get. {once I have managed to disembowel and fashion a pinata outta their innards I will share some of the preparations for the PARTIES OF AWESOME in 11 days.  Yes.  I did [...]

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Riding the crazy train. Next stop Looneyville.

So apparently I am in a funk. Technical term major depression. More specifically, within a bees dick of going somewhere for a nice little rest. You all probably saw this coming.  Me, the Psych coulda turkey slapped me and I wouldn’t have been more surprised. I have many things happen in my life.  All of [...]

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Sometimes I waste the best post titles on throwaway twitter statuses. Status’. Statii. Whatever.

I got a paper cut at work today. So I wandered over to Coffee Bitch and was all ‘OMG my finger hurts’ and NO SHIT everyone stopped work and stared at me. And so, as is my way, I declared that I had lupus of the finger and couldn’t possibly work the coffee machine myself, [...]

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defending

While others question why. I defend you. They don’t understand how you can do this.  Be this way. I defend you. They say they hate you.  I tell them to hate the situation, not you. Never you. The stares and whispers from those that have heard the rumours, the allegations, the threats. I defend you. [...]

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