September 2010

things that piss me off.

Yeah, I know that is like a totally CATEGORY of my blog, but right now, as I sit here DRUG FREEALL DAY BUT NOT BY MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE and Boo is driving me up the wall cause he is bored shitless and has spent the last couple of days quizzing me about his favourite fonts and [...]

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the tale of the girl with appendicitis, ruptured ovarian cysts and a belly full of blood who still managed to be more awesome than you.

As you well know, I don’t do anything by halves. Have a headache? I have a stroke. A cough and feel tired? I have Whooping Cough with a side of Glandular Fever Sore ankle after doing housework? I tear my Achilles tendon. TWICE So I guess it should have come to no surprise to me [...]

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Just a quickie cause I cannot concentrate longer than a couple of seconds at a time.

Yeah, I know I said I would be back with the whole story, and I will, but right now considering I am on 12 hour slow release morphine, 4 hourly top up morphine and anti-inflammatory shizzle I am lucky if I remember my name. This morning I forgot what I was doing half way through [...]

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Turns out I would make a lousy drug addict.

I really really don’t like morphine. OR any of its kind. And they are kinda essential when you have emergency surgery. I don’t think the nurses have ever dealt with someone begging to NOT have pain relief. Every fucking thing made me sick and dizzy. I am still sick and dizzy. Oh and blown up [...]

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I am pretty much screwed.

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stolen from here Me, simple but stylish floor length wooden blinds. If it was fucking vampires I would be SET. How about you? Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!

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Boo has this song on loop. Never ending motherfucking loop. The Big Bad Thing continues to step it up a notch. Kinda like those medieval thumb screw things, every now and then when I get used to the pain, some fucker comes in and screws it a little tighter. So what is a girl to [...]

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2am

I roll over and look at the clock. 2am. Boo is running around the house like a madman, Goddess only knows how long he has been up for, it is only the crash of toys or loud music or him standing over me that rouses me from my restless sleep. 2fuckingam This morning, like every [...]

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Crocodile wrangling.

Well today was the day. The day that Boo {and quite frankly me too} has been waiting for, going to see the surgeon to find out how the operation went and if he could take off his plaster. After sitting in the waiting room listening to The Girl From Ipanema and Neil Diamond, punctuated with [...]

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Happy Belated Birthday to my Baby Girl.

If it wasn’t for little fuckers fucking with me, this post would have been up on FRIDAY. Because FRIDAY was my daughter Too’s 17th birthday. But I couldn’t post on Friday and that makes me a very sad Panda. So lets pretend it is Friday and say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful Damn [...]

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Hello? Is this thing on?

Well that was fun. Fucking tiny dicked hacker fucking with ME. ME! Four days of poking around finding where he defecated in the corners of my blog. Copious amounts of coffee and MPS and I screaming at each other in frustration. And then high fives and fist bumps and celebratory HUZZAH’s when we found the [...]