OMG LEGO UNICORN SHITTING RAINBOWS! The awesomeness of this will become clear by the end of the post.
Boo went for his follow up xrays today.
The Bitches of Suck were there again, and again they pushed and prodded and huffed and sighed and basically were fucking anal dwelling butt monkeys (name that movie!) sending Boo into a screaming mess of stims culminating in him going all Mike Tyson on my Evander Holyfield. Thank fuck it was the ear that the earring had fallen out of the other day cause THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I am sifting through his shit for diamonds.
Even if they ARE diamonds. And I have had more of his shit under my nails from cleaning faecal murals than Oprah has had bags of potato chips… just not WILLINGLY.
{and they are faux diamonds, or Diamonesque to be exact. Thankyou late night TV Shopping Network}
The NICE technician – that came in after Boo had spent a few minutes screaming blue murder and one of the little fuckers had run out of the room in terror – told me that unfortunately his undisplaced supracondylar fracture of the right humerus was now in fact displaced and he will need a referral to an orthopaedic surgeon.
FABULOUS!
*hands you a cloth to wipe up the dripping sarcasm running down your monitor*
So MPS and I did what any parent would do after having their ears punctured by screams, heart smashed by his wails and half an ear bitten off – we took him shopping and let him buy Lego.
That he couldn’t put together because HELLO BROKEN MOTHERFUCKING ELBOW.
Sometimes I wonder about my thought processes.
Anyway, we made it home, built the stupid freaking Star Wars Lego and he decided to set it up in the kitchen. Along with his Sponge Bob sets. To make Star Bob Sponge Wars the Movie.
As I was madly googling DISplaced supracondylar fracture of the right humerus and near vomiting at the thought of PINS and SCREWS and GENERAL ANAESTHETIC I heard my boy singing.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
*swoon*
and then THEN THEN!!!!!!!
What A Wonderful World.
In a gravely voice JUST LIKE Louis Armstrong.
And in that moment my heart melted into a puddle on the floor and my ear didn’t hurt any more.
I need to bottle that shit. I would make a fortune.
Justin Stupidmotherfuckinghair Beiber watch out. Boo could totally kick your arse in the cuteness factor.
Totally superfluous picture of Neil Patrick Harris and a double rainbow. Awesome thricely.
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NPH is a unicorn?
.-= lceel´s last blog ..100 Word Challenge – Companions =-.
Oh bite me Lou…
And NPH is BETTER than a freaking unicorn shitting DOUBLE RAINBOWS.
First question: Bruce Almighty! (anal dwelling butt monkeys) and lastly – NOT totally superfluous picture of Neil Patrick Harris – since seconds after that frame in the movie (that was Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo) a unicorn canters into view
.-= Ness at Drovers Run´s last blog ..I Want- I Want- I Want Me Me Me Yes The Totally Materialistic Post =-.
you are fucking SHITTING ME right? That is so freaking awesome!
I could barely get past the rainbow shitting unicorn. It is so full of awesomeness I could die. I may need to build it and put it next to Aidan’s Star Wars models on the shelf.
.-= Karin aka perpstu´s last blog ..I May Just Stay On The Beach =-.
Ah one of my favourite sayings….I’m so happy I could shite a rainbow.
Did Boo build the lego unicorn, too? I can’t wait until Star Bob Sponge Wars the Movie is out on general release! Especially if Boo sings the sound track.
.-= Kate @ UpsideBackwards´s last blog ..Snugglebaby =-.
Poor Boo – poor you.
…and here’s a double rainbow vid for you. By the sound of the guy, there may have been unicorns … or something…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
or perhaps you’d prefer it put to music…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
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Can I suggest shoving the rainbow shitting unicorn up the anal dwelling butt monkeys’ arses so they can truly experience the sheer joy of the moment?
.-= Jayne´s last blog ..August 5 on this day in history with graphic tales of bloodshed of the linen =-.
Get a second opinion, three doctors argued over the correct treatment and the state of the fracture when Aspie teen broked his elbow (there was an English doctor, an Irish doctor and an American doctor, felt like I’d walked into the middle of a joke).
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But seriously, however awesome the singing was? The lego unicorn is even raging awesomer. And that is totally a legitimate phrase.
.-= MommyTime´s last blog ..In Living Color =-.
Make sure the shitty techs aren’t trying to get revenge on some orthopod by sending him/her Boo to fix!!
SRSLY- your ear?? Gory pix, plz!
.-= Murfomurf´s last blog ..Im starting to get worried! =-.
Oh my gosh! I would totally swoon too! sometimes those kiddos can do just the right thing, just the right way, and melt us to the ground.
.-= Karen´s last blog ..Oh- Boo Hoo- I Lost My Camera!!! =-.
Ohmigawd! I can’t believe this! I am on pins and needles till I hear what the orthopedic surgeon says.
Did he really bite your ear? Like Tyson style and all?
.-= Krissa´s last blog ..Another Amberen update… just cause I CAN! =-.
Firstly – rainbows are fireworks for under-achievers and/or tree-huggers.
Secondly – Star Wars Lego – Ikea for kids.
.-= kim at allconsuming´s last blog ..Not-so-secret-womens-business =-.
See, it blows me out that we were referred to a surgeon just for follow up (despite knowing that Isaac won’t need surgery) and yet, a complicated break like Boo’s, wasn’t.
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I have to get to a toy shop and get one of those rainbow shitting unicorns.
Boo singing? Did you record it for our listening pleasure?
No?
No clinkers for you then.
Hope the arm surgery goes well and quickly.
.-= river´s last blog ..a mild fruity bouquet =-.
DOUBLE RAINBOW! it’s so beautiful man, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!
.-= flutter´s last blog ..The fairytale =-.
Now I have to rummage through our attic to find all my son’s Legos. I need to craft my own rainbow shitting unicorn.
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..HarborWalk =-.
I can shit rainbows. It is a skill I have. Hope your boy is feeling a bit better and isn’t in as much pain as he was. Poor kid, plaster sucks arse.
.-= Toni´s last blog ..I am still Here… =-.
Poor darling boy. Those xray witches deserve to have some shit smeared on them I think. I love his song choices. How gorgeous.
.-= Ali´s last blog ..My immune system is an arsehole =-.
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