Boo has been sleeping.
So OF COURSE that means that I haven’t.
I don’t know why, I just toss and turn and flip the pillow and throw off the covers and then wrap myself in a cocoon of deliciousness and then toss a little more.
And stare at the clock.
My body is pleading with my brain and my brain is all ‘hellz to the no’.
And it sucks. A LOT.
But today Boo’s case manager sent me a list of hotels that they have on file that they will PAY FOR US TO STAY AT.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
So while I google the shit outta these places I will send you over to Craftastrophe.
Because today I have a very special lady to share with you.
And by special I mean fuck me dead this chick is fucking INSANE.
Ladies: wanna feel better about yourself? I urge you to click.
Men: want your special lady to look like a supermodel? I urge you to click.
BUT I will warn you, whilst technically she is not naked, the horror that you will behold is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. And when I say NSFW I mean ‘not safe for viewing at work even if you are scrolling in your RSS feed.’ Idiot.
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Yay on the hotels!!!
Not far for you to walk after a gazillion bloody Marys
.-= Jayne´s last blog ..Helloooooooooooooo- yo sexy readers & Maryborough twain lovers =-.
No bloody mary’s for me. Margaritas all the way baby! I wonder if I can get them funded for ‘medicinal purposes’?
You’re really playing with our heads now, hey? lol
.-= Ro´s last blog ..GFDF Laksa Soup =-.
me? *blinks innocently*
That woman defines craftastrophe … ‘my eyes! my eyes!
.-= Deeleea´s last blog ..To Those Who Read via FEED =-.
you should check out the rest of her stuff and her BLOG! OMFG I put out my back from all the laughing.
yippie on hotels ………..
.-= Belinda´s last blog ..An update…… or- why not to drink with workmates =-.
yeah, some were OK. A lot were OH HELLZ TO THE NO. They recommended The Sofitel. Which made me laugh like a madwoman.
Enjoy!
.-= Fiona´s last blog ..Banana Crumbly Cake and mini muffins! =-.
Oh I will. Now to convince MOTY to babysit… *gulp*
Go enjoy muckin’ up someone else’s place…..
heh heh heh.
I haven’t been sleeping, either, but I know why I haven’t been. FabGrandpa has an appointment with a cancer specialist on 8/2, to look at a sore in his mouth that could very well be a recurrance of his oral cancer. I am so so so so not happy. I can be so tired but as soon as my head hits the pillow, it’s like there is a button on the back of my head that makes my brain start spinning, thinking of all the worst things it could be.
.-= Karen´s last blog ..The Long Ride- Part Two =-.
Oh Karen. My heart stopped reading this.
Thinking of you both and hoping like fuck that it is an ulcer or something equally benign.
MWAH MWAH MWAH
Hooray for Hotels – but really? Unicorn pasties?
Like I commented, over there – I get one good hardon a week – and now it’s gone.
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Plotting Escape =-.
Oh Lou.
Now you need to come here and explain to Boo WHY I was laughing so hard and rolling around the floor.
Fab for the hotels … which one will you choose? I expect you will be looking forward to bible-reading
.-= MaidInAustralia´s last blog ..Only in Queensland =-.
oh yes, my dear. MULTIPLE religions will be worshipped.
Free hotels? The is freakin’ awesome!
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..You treat her like dirt… =-.
Hellz to the yeah. I think it helped that I was so tired I cried when I asked if it would be funded. Who knew tears worked on women too.
Bible Bashing sounds good! It is my birthday soon…I might see if I can get taken away for a religious experience…
.-= Toni´s last blog ..Oh…Nice…Maybe…Or Not… =-.
And all this time I thought pasties were food from Cornwall. But boy these knitted thingies would have been useful when I had oversupply. I didn’t so much have let-down as hose-down.
.-= Chookie´s last blog ..Cowan Creek Bushwalk =-.
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