Boo has been sleeping.
So OF COURSE that means that I haven’t.
I don’t know why, I just toss and turn and flip the pillow and throw off the covers and then wrap myself in a cocoon of deliciousness and then toss a little more.
And stare at the clock.
My body is pleading with my brain and my brain is all ‘hellz to the no’.
And it sucks. A LOT.
But today Boo’s case manager sent me a list of hotels that they have on file that they will PAY FOR US TO STAY AT.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
So while I google the shit outta these places I will send you over to Craftastrophe.
Because today I have a very special lady to share with you.
And by special I mean fuck me dead this chick is fucking INSANE.
Ladies: wanna feel better about yourself? I urge you to click.
Men: want your special lady to look like a supermodel? I urge you to click.
BUT I will warn you, whilst technically she is not naked, the horror that you will behold is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. And when I say NSFW I mean ‘not safe for viewing at work even if you are scrolling in your RSS feed.’ Idiot.