This morning I woke to a nice warm house.
Ahhhh, central heating how I love thee.
While I was standing barefoot sipping a cup of steaming latte I glanced outside to see the entire yard covered in ice. A white blanket of brrrrrrr.
Ahhhhh, central heating.
Into the car with the heating turned up to
I got everyone where they needed to be and off to the land of dickheads and morons aka work.
When I arrived home after a full day of dickheads and morons with Boo in tow I found this under my door.
Now I did get a letter a few months ago saying that they were to replace my gas metre. LAST MONTH. But they decided in their infinate wisdom to replace it and TURN OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING GAS MEANING NO CENTRAL HEATING today, on one of the coldest days of the year.
Seems dickheads and morons are not exclusive to my place of employment.
So while I try to chip the ice off my arse and pile on the blankets until MPS gets home because I cannot reach the damn pilot light head on over to Craftastrophe and warm the cockles of your heart and chafe your arse on my latest find.
FUCK ME DEAD there is no milk so no warming latte. I may have to exercise to keep warm.
It is end of days people.