This morning I woke to a nice warm house.
Ahhhh, central heating how I love thee.
While I was standing barefoot sipping a cup of steaming latte I glanced outside to see the entire yard covered in ice. A white blanket of brrrrrrr.
Ahhhhh, central heating.
Into the car with the heating turned up to
I got everyone where they needed to be and off to the land of dickheads and morons aka work.
When I arrived home after a full day of dickheads and morons with Boo in tow I found this under my door.
Now I did get a letter a few months ago saying that they were to replace my gas metre. LAST MONTH. But they decided in their infinate wisdom to replace it and TURN OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING GAS MEANING NO CENTRAL HEATING today, on one of the coldest days of the year.
Seems dickheads and morons are not exclusive to my place of employment.
So while I try to chip the ice off my arse and pile on the blankets until MPS gets home because I cannot reach the damn pilot light head on over to Craftastrophe and warm the cockles of your heart and chafe your arse on my latest find.
FUCK ME DEAD there is no milk so no warming latte. I may have to exercise to keep warm.
It is end of days people.
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How rude of them! They should come back and light the pilot light for you.
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
and massage the life back into my feet!
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Oh Dear God NO! Not excercise. That’s just going too far!
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
yeah, you are right. I just chucked on another blanket and ate some chocolate. Problem solved.
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No no noooo! With gas heating, cooking, and hot water, this is one of my worst nightmares. Hope you warm up soon!
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Girl, when I was pregnant with Boo the gas supply factory blew up. The whole state was without gas for a few weeks. All I wanted was a hot bath so we got all the neighbours BBQ’s together and all their pots and boiled water so I could have a smoky tepid 6 inch bath.
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poo poo to them. .
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
poo bum fart fetid turd bastards.
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
I KNOW! I mean OMG DON’T THEY KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!1!
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I still want pictures of them frozen titties.
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:00 pm
I am still waiting for the cash payment up front.
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Apparently we haven’t had a winter this cold in 12 years. No wonder we’re not used to the cold.
I agree with Amanda; exercise is just too much.
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
And then today they are saying we are going to have a hotter than normal spring.
Fuck this shit. I am moving to Jamaica.
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Exercise? Now I know the cold has hit your brain! No one is THAT mad, surely.
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Don’t worry, chocolate and an extra blanket cured me.
I just need a Snuggie.
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i think it would be safer for you to just GO BACK TO BED. like an excuse is even necessary, ffs!
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Kelley Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Why didn’t I think of that? You are like a fucking GENIUS or something.
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I’m frowning along with you, mainly because I have not had hot water (exploded gas water heater) since Friday. Yeah, it happened about 4 hours AFTER the plumber came. WHo said it was a slow leak, take my time in working out what option to go with when it went.
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Yes…over here they turned the power off for 12 hours the other day and it was so cold that my car doors were frozen shut. Which made it fucking difficult to take the kids to school…I pity those poor people with electric heating. I luckily have wood heating. I still haven’t figured out how to keep my doors from freezing up though. What a ramble I just had then…
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You’d think they could get that Old Spice guy to come over to your house and light your fire … I mean your pilot light … No – I think I mean your fire.
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I’m with Lou ^…get that Old Spice manly man hunk to light that raging inferno, woman!!!
*fans self*
Is the central heating on already ???
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You could always go after them with a flame thrower…it’s not like the crowds of peasants wouldn’t welcome the sight of you with that hot thing.
The flame thrower, not the Old Spice manly man hunk.
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