Boo is in the kitchen playing in the sink singing ’500 miles’ All together now… da di dada DA DI DADA!
Now he is shouting ‘Elvis has left the building!’ While making a sandwich.
Real Estate just called and asked if the diswasher was in yet. I laughed so hard I think I punctured my spleen.
Kinda sick of not having a dishwasher. Well technically MPS is sick of doing dishes. FOUR MONTHS MOTHERFUCKERS!
I posted over at Craftastrophe and it wasn’t about vaginas. *insert tiny url thingymahboobie here*
Well technically it wasn’t, but vaginas were inferred. Cause I cannot help myself.
I love listening to my kid talking to himself in the kitchen. Now he is talking about prison jumpsuits.
While making microwave popcorn.
Do they have microwaves in prison? Or popcorn? Cause I would be pretty fucking pissed if they did.
I wasn’t allowed to have microwave popcorn as a child. I think that is fairly obvious.
I had a sandwich for lunch. I KNOW! Groundbreaking.
OMG Boo is playing Power Thirst Ad’s. Awesomeness.
It’s Crystal Meth in a can. It’s Crystal Meth in a can!
Um. Maybe it is not such a good idea for Boo to be watching that.
You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs.
FIZZBITCH!
OK, I am done.
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OMG I freakin love that ad. I had forgotten it existed, but now I am unreasonably glad to be reunited with it. Awesome!
Brilliant!
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c…c..calm down Kelley. Here, have some chocolate…..*tosses it quickly then runs away*….
PS twitter is a waste of time.
*runs faster*
Hey, that ad was on TV here tonight! We are so far behind Australia we’re only just watching season one of The Gruen Transfer. Yes, tonight, you tried to invade New Zealand just to get a day off. Bloody Aussies. Anyway, that was their ad of the week… that week.
.-= Kate @ UpsideBackwards´s last blog ..Matariki =-.
OK could you please tape him singing 500 miles next time-please!?
Effing Twitter. It’s down more than it’s up lately. OVER IT.
.-= Aly´s last blog ..Little Miss Thankful =-.
Are you kidding me? I missed all that on Twitter? We gotta get it back, man!
.-= Krissa´s last blog ..Recipe! A good ‘un! =-.
Douche canoe. So I’m picturing miniature firemen dressed up like indians paddling up the mighty rivers of my loins .. or preferably someone else’s, with a giant umbilical-like hose yelling, “FIRE IN THE HOLE MATE!” .. in an Australian accent .. obviously.
Despite this sounding like a bad Village People / Queen song, it’s totally not where I’m going with it.
Maybe. And do you really get to say “Fuck You” on TV in Australia?! Damn, I need to visit, just for the culture.
.-= Jessica´s last blog ..This is Ground Control to Major Tom; =-.
Wow – a day in 140 word bites. Yum.
now I goot a get me some PowerThirst.
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..Dear Darl, it’s June 14 =-.
OMG DOUCHE CANOE.
Jessica your imagery is just perfect, ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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