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OMG I HAVE AN OVEN! And other random shit that you really don’t care about on a lazy Saturday morning.

by Kelley

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BULLET POINTS!

  • I put in my application for the job that I am not sure that I really want.  The manager that is in charge of the job I don’t know if I really want was EVERYWHERE yesterday and was all no eye contact and ‘hey’ and I was all no eye contact and ‘hey’.  And then I hit send and hightailed out of the office.
  • Picked up Boo from school and he was oscillating between losing his fucking shit and absolute glee cause he won twenty second prize in the school Easter Raffle.  Two large rabbits and a freddo egg gift box thingy.  The kid that one first prize needed to bring a forklift and police escort.
  • When I got home two dudes came and fixed my oven.  The older of the two looked just like the lead singer of Hunter and Collectors.  And now I can’t stop singing Throw Your Arms Around Me.
  • YouTube clip of the song feedburner biatches.
  • And now I have an almost uncontrollable urge to bake.  Almost.
  • It is the first day of school holidays so now I am dreaming of going away WITHOUT the children.
  • I am itching to paint and stain all of my furniture.  My hallway is littered with yellow pine furniture discarded from the kids rooms, just screaming to be prettified but that means going into the garage to find my power tools.  The garage that the neighbours cat was apparently trapped in for a WEEK, don’t worry cat lovers she was rescued unscathed, which kinda worries me cause how the fuck did the cat survive a week in a locked garage without food and water… I am scared of what I will find.  And cat shit makes me sick to my stomach.
  • MPS is cooking pancakes, with blueberries.  Listening to Leo LaPorte.  I believe that makes him a geek who bakes.
  • I am sitting on my arse, fucking around on the internet, waiting to be fed.  I believe that makes me a bitch who waits.
  • I need to finish decorating for Easter.  We are going to paint some more eggs to add to our collection.  If I find my camera I will post pics.  Or not.  I am fickle like that.
  • Boo has been drawing on his arse.  And then flashing me and saying ‘Did you read it?  Well, DID YA?’  I think it is in Sanskrit. I don’t read Sanskrit.  Or perhaps you can only read it in a mirror, like Riannas tattoo or that kid from the Shining.  Now I want rum.

But the pancakes are ready.  Mmmmmm, pancakes.  Carb loading for the motherfucking WIN!

So tell me, my lovelies, what did you have for breakfast?

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{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Marita March 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm

McDonalds for breakfast as we were running late for drama class today. Oddly we got their earlier than usual even though we left later. Perhaps Sausage and Egg McMuffins can bend the space time continuum.

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2 Fiona March 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm

The raffle prizes sound freaking insane.

PS like your bunny ears top right! xx
.-= Fiona´s last blog ..Complete with Frozen Chook =-.

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3 Tamsyn March 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm

I really wanted to cook bacon, eggs and pancakes this morning, but my Grandma (who’s staying with us this week) said “There’s no point dear, I’ve already eaten my breakfast”. I wanted to go all Shannon Noll on her and sing ‘what about me’, but instead I just made myself a bowl of weetbix 🙁
.-= Tamsyn´s last blog ..My Baby Can Roll =-.

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4 Veronica March 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I had Sustagen for breakfast. Yay me. On the upside, I think I’m getting less sick, as the roasted sweet potatoes I had for lunch are seeming okay.

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5 Jayne March 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Yay!
She of The Awesomeness aka La Tres Impressionnant has an oven again!
I can now FB all the menus and shit we shovel into our gobs again without worrying if you’re trying to boil a roast in the microwave or bbq 😛
.-= Jayne´s last blog ..The warped plans for the rail network by the future Queen Bitch of the Universe…. =-.

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6 Kelli March 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I had scrambled eggs with garlic mushrooms & asparagus. Was very yummy, just wish someone else had cooked it for me.

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7 Audubon Ron March 27, 2010 at 9:04 pm

An argueover on a bagel. You know, when you wake up and there realize you had a fight with your partner the night before and then you realize words were said, loud words, you can’t take ‘em back words, life has terribly changed words and then your argument turns grudge argumentum in finitum. Allow me to be more direct – a shit sandwich.
.-= Audubon Ron´s last blog ..Thursday, Mountain Out of a Mole Hill =-.

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8 magpie March 28, 2010 at 4:38 am

David Eyre’s Pancake. Which is very lovely and very easy and we fought over the last piece.

Here is the recipe in case you MUST have it: http://www.magpiemusing.com/2007/03/david-eyres-pancake.html

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9 Ree March 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

“# MPS is cooking pancakes, with blueberries. Listening to Leo LaPorte. I believe that makes him a geek who bakes.

# I am sitting on my arse, fucking around on the internet, waiting to be fed. I believe that makes me a bitch who waits.”

Replace MPS with Mr. Hot and arse with ass, and you have our kitchen on Sunday mornings.
.-= Ree´s last blog ..To Do List =-.

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10 Glynis March 28, 2010 at 11:54 am

You asked so I tell. . .
Saturday morning was no different than 5 mornings before. I had flavored oatmeal. Trying to get my cholesterol down a little. My Saturday was kind of busy for a change. Liked you tube. Are they international?
.-= Glynis´s last blog ..Before the Dawn – Part 3 =-.

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11 river March 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Snap! I had pancakes for breakfast, but not with blueberries. I don’t like them. I eat my pancakes with a squeeze of lemon juice and a sprinkle (a large sprinkle) of sugar.

Woo-hoo on the oven! and the raffle prize too.

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12 Amanda March 28, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Sanskrit arse notes. Awesome.
That’s not what I had for breakfast though ….
I had a mix of weetbix, all bran, psyllium husk, chia seeds and cranberries. My bowel health is awesome. Just thought you should know.
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..The worst day of my life – Part 1 =-.

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13 Del March 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm

I remember Easter raffles, super inclusive and the bomb!
I had McDonalds. Nothing was curing the hangover except a bacon and egg mcmuffin and pancakes. Very sick afterwards but it was worth the 2 minutes of pleasure eating that fatty, sugary goodness.
.-= Del´s last blog ..Bought and made =-.

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14 Marylin March 29, 2010 at 1:43 am

For breakfast this morning I’ve had a packet of crisps and a can of pepsi…
Hey, don’t judge me, it’s the first morning of the boys being away from home – I get to do what I want! 😉
.-= Marylin´s last blog ..Let The Freak Out Commence =-.

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15 Krissa March 29, 2010 at 5:49 am

What I always have for breakfast, COFFEE! in large quantities. Now…on to the housework!
.-= Krissa´s last blog ..Bowels aren’t the only things moving around here. =-.

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16 Joyce March 29, 2010 at 9:29 am

Brekky today- same as Saturday- oats …but this morning topped with Aldis brekky topper ( yummm- dried tropical fruits)
Good stuff for exercise- well if I ever find my freaking keys that the kids lost both sets of!

I am making cinnamon and carrot pancakes with cream cheese on top for morning tea today- you know school hols and wet weather and all….
.-= Joyce´s last blog ..Saturday =-.

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17 Jessica March 29, 2010 at 10:25 am

I just finally got my oven as well. Brand new piece of crap! YEAH!
I’ve been meaning to paint my daughters room for about a year now. .. maybe NEXT break ..yeah.

Anything with blueberries; AWESOME
.-= Jessica´s last blog ..Lemon Tree … OOHH! Pretty Colors! =-.

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18 ExMi March 30, 2010 at 5:25 am

i had custard for breakfast.

why? because i had my motherfucking wisdom teeth removed and i think that entitles me to skip the diet and have half a litre of custard for breakfast, dont you?
.-= ExMi´s last blog ..I Shit You Not =-.

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