When Urban Dictionary gets it right, it is right ALL THE WAY BABY.

by Kelley

in a mind is a terrible thing to waste

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nuff said. Bow to me.

P.S. there was another definition but I thought I would give the people at Urban Dictionary the heads up that I am not blonde nor blue eyed.  So they can fix it.  I am not only humble but helpful as well.

P.P.S. I totally stole this idea from one of those memey things from Facebook.  Shhhhh, don’t tell anyone K?

P.P.P.S.  Here, I fixed it.

you are totally welcome Urban Dictionary

P.P.P.S.  I am slightly disappointed that there is no mention of me being awesome in there.  Stupid head Urban Dictionary.

P.P.P.P.S Apparently everyone in THE WORLD has looked up their name on Urban Dictionary already.  Years ago even.  Whatever, obviously it has not been done PROPERLY until it was done by me. *insert hair flick here*

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1 Joyce February 3, 2010 at 7:54 am

haha awesome! I loved mine…..all of them :)
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2 Huckdoll February 3, 2010 at 8:08 am

Haha I’ve not wasted many minutes of my life thumbs upping all the awesome Jennifer definitions and thumbs downing all the bad ones. And then thumbs upping all the ‘whore’ and ‘ugly’ and ‘eats shit’ definitions of people I don’t like.

That would make me, like 13 years old. I’d never do something like that.

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3 Genaine February 3, 2010 at 8:38 am

I’m not defined yet on Urbandictionary. So what does that make me?

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4 Amanda February 3, 2010 at 9:00 am

Bwahahaha.
I just looked up Amanda and got everything from “beautiful and lovable” to “doesn’t take shit from anybody” or “has a nice big butt and grows into their boobs”.
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5 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 3, 2010 at 9:04 am

This is all going to your head now, right? Let it.

Cause really, it’s all true.
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6 Jayne February 3, 2010 at 9:05 am

LMFAO
Looked up my name.
ROFLMFAO
Thanks for the giggles oh great and wonderous Kelley *bowing*
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7 Suzy Voices February 3, 2010 at 9:14 am

Mine was totally awesome too, and totally true, except for the part where it said I used to be blonde and now I’m dark brunette. As if.
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8 Marita February 3, 2010 at 9:27 am

My name isn’t defined yet :-( Not Leechbabe or Marita :-(

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9 Kel February 3, 2010 at 10:37 am

That’s too awesome. I never looked my name up, but as my name is Kelley, now I don’t need to!

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10 flutter February 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

bloodshot, LOL!
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11 Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella February 3, 2010 at 12:22 pm

hehe next step! Do you own Wikipedia page! Go on! ;)

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12 flutter February 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm
13 Karen February 3, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Um, you need to change your name to Karen:

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She’s funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn’t let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don’t listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word “amazing” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
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14 Ali February 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Oh yes, I second the wiki thing. I would love to see that!
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15 Mad Woman February 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Hehe. I had to go do mine. It makes no mention of my awesomeness either.
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16 Krissa February 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm

I am curious to know how long they have known about you. Apparently long enough to determine almost everything about you, but not quite long enough to realize your awesomeness.
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17 Kim (frogpondsrock) February 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm

Kim is adorable. Oh yeah. but then it got a touch bizarre

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!
richard testicle bitchslap backhand dickslap

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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18 Kim (frogpondsrock) February 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm

Now that I have stopped giggling how do you slap someone in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner?
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19 Jacinta February 3, 2010 at 8:51 pm

ha ha ha, looked mine up … my cunning disguise is blown. :)

http://livemorenow.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/urban-dictionary-blows-my-disguise/
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20 Bejewell February 4, 2010 at 1:13 am

Mine is as follows: “a skinny white chick who is sometimes shy but always down for a good time.”

I’m not sure what it says about me that I got a little giddy when I read that.
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21 Audubon Ron February 4, 2010 at 1:41 am

Cool, right now I’m eating the last of the fudge brownies.

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22 terena February 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm

when I looked up my name, it said, “a girl’s name, rarely used or acknowledged.”

I feel like such loser.
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23 Jo February 6, 2010 at 1:35 pm

I’m pretty special too. At least until you look further down the list of definitions, but we won’t be talking about that now, will we! *stern look*
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24 hotmamamia February 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm

sorry, can’t stop snorting….
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