February 2010

Bette Davis eyes*

Yesterday I went to the optometrist. Just a little checky checky considering I haven’t been for 3 years and my current old lady reading glasses are kinda making my eyes tired and I hate them with the passion of the billion suns that shine out of my brothers arse. Ironically, I gotz me the old [...]

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Lucky day

Or lucky 45 minutes. I am choosing the former. Oh Em Gee you guys! Seriously the luckiest day EVAH! {holy shit, I HAVE TO stop following my cousins on Facebook soon I will be txt tlkn} ANYWAY… The day started off fairly normal, but I knew something was up when Boo got in the car [...]

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Don’t ask, don’t tell

Hey guys, here is a little tip. If you see a woman rummaging around in her bag and then walk off in the direction of the ladies room with her had clenched around something small, do not insist on knowing what she has in her hand. Especially if said woman has been a little irrational [...]

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Tight.

At work, doing my shizzle and according to A of ‘Marcus’ fame, I was rocking some serious Audrey Hepburn moves with my black ensemble, flat shoes (*sob*) and hair slicked back into a high ponytail. Something I could do now, since the great hair lopping of 2010 and subsequent immediate loss of 10 kilos in [...]

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Letting go

It goes so fast, the old lady said to me. Moo cooing in her pram, pretty in pink. Treasure every moment, she said with a faraway look in her eye. I humoured her with a smile and a nod and went on my way, so much to do before naptime, the only time of the [...]

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Happy Valentines Day/Chinese New Year/Norwegian Mothers Day/Winter Olympics/Sunday/Satisfying Bowel Movement

Whatever you are celebrating today – personally I am having a crack at all of them but the mothers day- I hope you have a wonderful day. My day started with Boo standing next to my bed at 5am screeching his displeasure at the lack of sunlight. Then some pancakes and coffee while watching THE [...]

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Sometimes life just makes the decisions for you.

This morning I woke with a severe case of the don’t wannas. I dragged myself out of bed, went through the motions of waking and showering and dressing and feeding and getting everyone where they needed to go. I was all ‘fuck it’ and chucked my hair up into a curly mess of a ponytail [...]

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Why technology has my arse in a sling.

please ignore the dying plant and artillery. Or not. Today was a day with no televison. Not once was the TV turned on. Not for the morning show to watch the news. Not for the banality that is morning TV. Not for Dr Phil. Not for Oprah. Not even for motherfucking Martha Stewart. Now before [...]

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Awwww, that is the gutter where I met your father…

photo credit: Moo. Pretty good considering she was doubled over with the laughter. Twenty years ago today, my boyfriend kissed me goodbye, got in his car and drove to a new life. Thousands of miles away. Twenty years ago today, while standing in the driveway waving goodbye to a boyfriend who was a good filler [...]

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Life goes on.

I sit in front of my computer. A fresh cooling breeze hitting my shoulders from the open window beside me. The TV is off, the only sounds are Strong Bad on loop coming from Boo’s bedroom while he sits in the family room with MPS making a ‘movie’. I hear a helicopter in the distance, [...]