So yesterday I went for my usual morning walk after two hours of beating my head on the keyboard at work.
A nice brisk stroll over to the coffee shop for a double shot skinny latte in a milkshake cup.
As you do.
Wandering back contemplating whose arse I was going to beat black and blue for the absolute SHIT that was dumped on my desk to decipher, dodging the stream of fuck-knuckles, mouth breathers and general flotsam that haunt shopping centres/malls of the world while real people are out WORKING to pay for their XBox and drug habits, when a Gothopotamus of the, I believe, I am not 100% sure, female variety, stopped to graze dead in front of me.
I gnashed my teeth and stared her down and, seeing that she was in a trance like state as she forced that hotdog down her gullet whole, decided to go around her.
When I bumped into her mate.
Dude looked fairly normal, given the monstrosity he was roaming with, except for one thing.
He had a cigarette through the whole in his ear lobe.
Like for serious.
I weep for our future.
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Oh dear god… that’s just WRONG! >_<
Marylin´s last blog ..Just like his mum
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It’s a natural progression, from storing them BEHIND the ear, where they could easily fall off.
witchypoo´s last blog ..Open Mouth Insert Foot
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so that’s what they make those holes for? Hmm. Ingenious.
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:ugh: that is so disturbing.
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If he was smart, he’d stretch out a hole in his lip… so he could put it in his mouth, light the fucker, and then just puff when necessary.
“Look Ma, no hands!”
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I really don’t see what you’re reachig for here. Looks like a perfectly normal seahag to me.
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God help us all.
Veronica´s last blog ..On words, or the lack thereof
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Ew! Like seriously, Ew! Very ew!
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Oh how I wish you had actual photos. That right there is classe.
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oh. my. gawd.
i guess that makes j-bear’s mohawk less of an issue…
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Was the cigarette lit?
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maybe he can smoke through his ear …. kinda sorta like the bum-breathing Mary River turtle. or not.
Amanda´s last blog ..two more weeks
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Cigarear are all the rage now. Get with the times, Granny.
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we’re well and truly screwed!!!
TB ever goes for that he’ll get a wallup that will straighten his head right away…
hehehehe
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I…don’t even know what to say. Except maybe I’ll be sending my kids to a private boarding school until they graduate.
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I am so glad my boys never went Goth – because they never well and truly felt what the years I spent in the Marine Corps COULD have meant to them.
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I just…well, there are just no words. I look at these young ‘uns with their stretched out earlobes and wonder what the hell that’s going to llok like when they’re 40. Of course, my mom looks at my tattoos and asks the same thing…
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I really want to know what kind of job you can get if you are skilled enough to put a cigarette through a hole in your ear. There is no circus act for that.
Burgh Baby´s last blog ..She’s Really Good at Faking Sick. Or Something.
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urp! gaaack! I am so glad I finished eating before looking. Does she really think she’s cool looking like that? And where in the name of god is her mother?
Karen´s last blog ..We Are Being Invaded!
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Oh you are so right, the future is questionable.
In the ear, really!
Nina´s last blog ..Bye-Bye Bottle
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Are those the damn Emos?
Martin´s last blog ..King & Queen of the dump
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Oh mah holy hell.
Ree´s last blog ..Civic Duty
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This is the reason why mother’s should never have given up the evolutionary instinct of devouring our young.
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WELL OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE NO FUTURE! Ohmigawd, is she PREGNANT? TELL ME THEY HAVEN’T BRED!!!!!!
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Nice looking couple.
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But was it lit?
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I want a Gothopotamus!! I wonder if they’re horribly expensive to feed and entertain or if I could just shove some cigarettes through its ears?
Ohhh the possibilities!
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fuck that, I weep for our present.
flutter´s last blog ..Turning point
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That’s just just… eeuuw!!
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Oh geez. What IS that?
Eww.
Allow me to weep with you.
Momisodes´s last blog ..You spin me right round
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luh-huh-vih-hing “fuck-knuckles”!!!!!
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Why is it that we see stuff like this all the time from your side of the world? I mean, all over frickin Europe and Asia they have these freakin people with holes in their bodies big enough to drive cars through, let alone a cigarette…I am truly hard pressed to find that many of them here in the States…yes, I know they exist, but my GOD, not in the numbers over there! I hope he at least fed his pet adequately to avoid an attack!
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