The parties of awesome part II. But unlike The Police Academy sequels it is still awesome.

So when we left our heroine, she was sweating buckets glistening in the kitchen icing a fuck load of cupcakes and the feral hordes invited guests were descending on the Magneto Bold Too abode.

The invitation instructed the invitees to wear ‘play clothes’ because they were to get wet and dirty.

No fucking prissy princesses at this party biatches, that honour is reserved for the Damn Emos attending the evening shenanigans.

And in case they forgot {like they could, the kids were having fucking full blown freak outs all week with the excitement.  Boo’s parties are legen… wait for it… dary} the Damn Emos put a sign on the door.

Yes, I am well aware of teh internetz disdain for the word ‘moist’.  And panties.

Which doubled as a drunken snigger fest later that evening.

We all congregated in the lounge while the kids threw presents and money in Boos direction and I literally sat on the airconditioner.  Insert the words moist and panties here… *snigger*

For the next half hour I tried to placate the kids with hot dogs

Notice the Hebrew, dude be Israeli.  Also the background music of the party on the tv in the background – wii music.

popcorn and fairy floss

as a big arse aside – we had a popcorn and fairy floss machines hired but the fucking bitch that runs the company we were hiring it from was all ‘I am too fucking lazy to fill your order so you can have like 13 bags of fairy floss and make your own popcorn…’ and I was all ‘fuck you bitch and you will NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!’ and got premade stuff that was still awesome and made sure that everyone knows never to deal with the stupid fucking mole again, cause no one disses me like that.

my WORLD FAMOUS MERINGUES and other confections

But all they wanted to do was pelt one another with wet sponges, water balloons, buckets of water and the hose.

I gave up and was all ‘have at it’…

And they did.  And it was epic.

Boo spent the majority of the party in his room watching Power Ranger DVD’s and eating the chips that the kids were banned from {see party of awesome part 1}, the house was full of adults nomming on the World Famous Meringues, Emo’s were pelting random kids that either pissed them off or stood still for too long.

When the parents arrived to pick up their little darlings they were sopping wet and hyped up on a metric ton of sugar.

A sign of a successful party if you ask me.

Within minutes of the party finishing the skies exploded and it rained for a full hour.

Stopping just in time to set up for Moo’s party.  A Halloween dress as slutty as possible up party.

Moo went as the Mad Hatter.  In this:

Obviously that is NOT Moo.  She has green hair.  Derrr…

I have TONS of photos from that party, but none I can share here.  Cause this is not fucking MYSPACE.  Fuck me dead, when these kids adults kids get married they will be all scissor fingers and pouty faces in the church.  Boob thrusting and fingers in mouths as they are pushing out the next generation in the maternity ward.

Seriously guys, surely there is a different pose you can strike.  Take some lessons from Madonna, you know you can do it…

We set up MPS’s doof doof gear {MPS is a DJ} in the yard and they got their groove on while sucking down lolly water and squealing OMG I LOVE THIS SONG TAKE MY PICTURE!!!! *scissor fingers*

And there was cake.  Hello Kitty Princess Castle cake in the shade of Moo’s hair.  Of course…

As the party wound down bodies were strewn everywhere watching ‘Lesbian Vampire Killers’ and they all fell asleep.

Fucking amateurs.