NaBloPoMo? Not on your fucking life. You are welcome.

by Kelley

in blogging

I am interrupting the Parties of Awesome recap to bring you this important message…

My feedreader is exploding.

Hundreds, thousands, like lots of posts are piling on top of other unread posts…

Posts of crap, full of nothing.  But not yours of course, you are awesome.

THAT goes without saying.  But I will say it anyway, just in case you are like, sensitive and shit.

So, like last year, I am declaring it Nah Blo Me month.  Inter-fucking-national Post When You Damn Well Feel Like It Month.

NahBloMe

This month I will post sporadically, as is my way.  Every day, once a week, whatever.

When I have something to say.

Won’t you join me?

Please?

Cause otherwise I am gunna have to go all ‘Mark as all read’ on your arses and miss something VITALLY important.

{amended thanks to Chookie, cause I have no fucking idea what the shit is called, NoBloMo/NaBloPoMo/NoIdeaWhyIAmDoingThis/whatevz.  I just know DO NOT WANT!}

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November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm

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1 Katie November 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm

I am 100% with you on this one! The amount of “I have nothing to say but I’m doing NaBloMo so here’s a post blah blah” posts is soooo annoying. Sure, some people might end up doing NaBloMo awesomely, but don’t kid yourself – if you don’t regularly post normally then there’s no way you’ll be able to post at least once every day yet remain interesting (or have something to say!)

Anyway. Rant over. Ha.
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2 Chookie November 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Apparently it’s really NaBloPoMo. Anything with such a pooncy name is just *asking* to be banned. I post when I have something to say, with my rough plan being to find that something about twice a week. Whooping cough hasn’t helped me achieve my aim! So rest assured I will not do Bad Things to your feed.
Chookie´s last blog ..Awakening of Less Cheerful Feelings on Arrival Home My ComLuv Profile

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3 Joyce November 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm

yep Im with you…although I will admit I did try the blog 365 thing…lasted for 3 days bwahahahaha

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4 dizzymum November 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm

I’m with you. I post when I have something to say, and also have the time to say it! (Er – blog it)
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5 Jayne November 6, 2009 at 4:52 pm

I blather blog each day cos you know the awesome trivial crap I post.
Or so my family held in fear of my screechiness assure me.
Jayne´s last blog ..November 6 and a warning not to waste one’s valuable sleeping time listening to tripe. My ComLuv Profile

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6 Genaine November 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Well you don’t have to worry about my blog jamming your feedreader because for me every month is NaBloMe.

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7 Gemisht November 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm

It seems the end of October is a really bad time to travel to the country of limited internet – your reader explodes with posts you can’t access, then NaBloPoMo strikes and it just explodes even more.

I’m with you – NahBloMe month here I come too :)
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8 Gilz November 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Luckily I’m not all sensitive and shit.

I post when I damn well please anyway, so I guess I’m in.
Gilz´s last blog ..Pass The Butter, Please! My ComLuv Profile

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9 Veronica November 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm

That’s okay love, you can mark me as read. I wasn’t even going to post today but then I had to call poison control, so I figured I’d write about that.
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10 river November 6, 2009 at 7:01 pm

I bet you’re glad now that I don’t have a blog to clog your feeder.

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11 Marita November 6, 2009 at 8:45 pm

Thank you I’ve shamelessly stolen the idea. :)

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12 Kelley November 6, 2009 at 8:49 pm

no problem babe, go forth and spread the word my minions… I mean lovelies…

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13 Riayn November 6, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Sorry sweetie, I’m doing NaBloPoMo this year, as I do every year. I hope I am not filling your reader full of crap, but if I am, feel free to mark me as read.
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14 OHmommy November 7, 2009 at 12:01 am

I’ve been hitting “MARK ALL READ THAT ARE A DAY OLD” just to keep up.
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15 Audubon Ron November 7, 2009 at 12:57 am

And when they get done blo-ing you, they can blo me. I’m with you Kell, give ‘em hell.

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16 Suzy Voices November 7, 2009 at 1:38 am

Amen to this!
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17 mama edge November 7, 2009 at 2:10 am

Shall now walk around with the joy of Teh-Awesomeness-Bestowed moral superiority for NOT posting about my nonnynonnywrimowing activities. Am queen of feed-reader discretion in not bragging to the world about how I’ve got over 13,000 words already in my novel about the Christmas elf who makes the world’s finest sex toys. Am goddess of blogness for not going on and on about how the words are literally flying off my fingertips. Am Random Kindness to Readers personified that I shan’t gloat about how fanfarkingtastic am I to take on this quest at the same time that I’m falling apart emotionally and considering running away from home with nothing but my laptop, a credit card, and my MagnetoBoldToo prayer altar.

What? Now I’m clogging Kelley’s comments with NoNoRyeBread prattle? That’s just as bad, you think?

Never mind.
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18 pixiemama November 7, 2009 at 3:40 am

Seriously – posting just to post every day? Hmm. Pass.
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19 Deidre November 7, 2009 at 5:38 am

I am nablopomo-er, but you can definitely mark me as read – it *is* mostly drivel; if I want you to read something especially I’ll add a “KELLEY THIS IS FOR YOU” in the post title ;)
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20 lceel November 7, 2009 at 5:48 am

But NaBloPoMo (November ‘07) is really where I got my start as a blogger. Before then I was just some schmuck who had no idea what blogging was all about – I was a diarist who thought that all I would do was record my adventures and progress as an artist. Because of NaBloPoMO – I started LouCeeL. Because of NaBloPoMo – I did Blog365 in 2008. Because of NaBloPoMo – I still blog every day. I know I don’t contribute much to the web, overall. But on a personal level, blogging has come to mean a great deal to me – and the people I have come to know, respect, and love (Like you, Your Awesomeness) are very important to me.

I am just one little itsy bitsy cog in the great wheel of the Internet and its blogs. For whatever that’s worth, I wouldn’t be the cog that I am if it had not been for NaBloPoMo.
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21 Martin November 7, 2009 at 5:55 am

You’re not a team player
Martin´s last blog ..25 My ComLuv Profile

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22 Jeanette November 7, 2009 at 7:52 am

I think I’ll join you rather… cannot possibly commit to a post a day… and like you, my reader is overflowing
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23 Mad Woman November 7, 2009 at 7:55 am

I decided to do it this month too….because I felt myself slipping in the blogging department. So, sorry bout your feed reader. I get it.

Feel free to mark me as read too :)
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24 spotrick November 7, 2009 at 11:23 am

Oh, fuck! I forgot to blog. Again!

Srsly, I’m with you babe. And my gReader? Is well organised with everything categorised into little folders, which mostly say “1000+ unread”. Meh.
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25 Aunt Becky November 7, 2009 at 11:25 am

Bwahahahahahahahahah!

*wipes tears*

Oh this is good! It’s day, uh, what, 4? And already it’s all, “Uh, I ran out of stuff to say so here’s my post for today.”

This is me humping you for this post.
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26 Karen Sugarpants November 7, 2009 at 11:32 am

THIS is precisely why I have a short list of blogs in an extra special folder. I fucking hate November. Drivel month.
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27 Jayne November 7, 2009 at 11:52 am

Read me!
Read me!
Read me!
Go on, you know if I keep whining at you you’ll give in eventually :P
(/sarcasm) roflmao
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28 Miss Behavin November 7, 2009 at 11:55 am

Ha! I love hittin’ that ‘mark all as read’ box! Works like a charm every time!
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29 Karen November 7, 2009 at 11:59 am

I can’t keep up on a regular month because I have, like, another life out there besides the blog life. I have to warsh the dishes once in a while, you know. I read who I can, when I can, and leave all the others to stack up posts I’ll never get to. And I don’t post every day, either. Who has something to say every day?
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30 Huckdoll November 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Aww, those comments weren’t so bad, Kel …

I’m doing it, take no offence to this post (I’ll actually be stealing the badge if and when I fail – I think I did last year, too) and don’t expect anyone – even my most dedicated of readers – to keep up with my writing everyday. The ones that do win two solid years of my love and devotion :)
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31 Jen November 7, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Don’t MAAR me! I’ve had a crappy week and NaBloPoMo is helping. ;)
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32 maggie, dammit November 7, 2009 at 2:46 pm

I’m SO with you, girl.
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33 Krissa November 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Heh! and now for the important public service announcement…. ;-)
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34 MistressB November 7, 2009 at 4:27 pm

NahBloMe?

Count me in biatch!
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35 NicoleB November 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm

since i was told off the other day by my mother about posting “crap” to my blog i have gone through and removed posts and have just left photos on there. I go to google reader once a week and click mark all as read. there is usually about 2000 in there a week.. bloglines has well over 50K unread posts i gave up truing to catch up, and find that i read more on FB / Twitter and if something interests me like your posts i go straight to the blog.
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36 Kath November 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm

I’m in! Nah blo me FTW.

Of course, I haven’t posted since September, but in the immortal words of my Blodge teacher, “We won’t go there!”
Kath´s last blog ..I’m 18! My ComLuv Profile

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37 Kelly November 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm

I couldn’t be arsed this year. I didn’t make it last year, and meh. I’ll do it when I damn well please. Don’t think people read it much anyway.. haha
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38 Del November 7, 2009 at 11:49 pm

Bahahahahaha, I am so involved in your month. Totally immersed.

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39 rhubarb November 8, 2009 at 9:59 pm

I pinched the image last year and I am pinching it again this year.

Blow me, too.

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40 WhyMommy (Susan) November 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

I’m with ya. Not. Doing. It. I can’t keep up with the reading, let alone the writing!
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41 Karen MEG November 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Oh MAN I wish I’d seen this before I signed up again…but like Lou, NaBLoPoMo 2007 was what jumpstarted my real blogging addiction, and I’m hoping that by at least trying to post personal drivel on a daily basis, I will maintain the vestiges of something that is and has always been about me, and all about me (grasping at straws, it’s getting harder and harder!)
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42 AmberDBTD November 16, 2009 at 7:39 am

Another year, another Don’t Bite The Dog NahBloMe.
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43 Coach Cassandra Rae November 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Oh my god…crack me up! I totally bagged it this year :~)
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