November 2009

Yo mama said if you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all. Cause you KNOW it wasn’t MY mama. Oy.

meh. Just fucking meh. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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This time of the year brings out my crazy. Like burning in your retinas, make you feel dizzy and a little nauseous, back slowly out of the room, crazy.

Normally I like clean lines. Clear surfaces. Everything in its place. My family, on the other hand, believe that if a surface is bare something must fill it. It is a never ending cycle of me sighing and clearing, them putting things down on the closest available surface. My TV cabinet has the TV and [...]

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Apparently, I am entirely too whiney.

Me: I am the best mummy in the whole world! Boo: No you are not. Me: What? Yes I am. Boo: No. You are too whiney. This is because I had spent the last 5 hours trying to convince him to write out his Christmas list to Santa, because just screaming out to me from [...]

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Robo boot goes to a graduation ball.

Once upon a time there was a Robo Boot. She was plain and, well lets be honest, damn fucking ugly. All her friends would get let out of the cupboard of the Sports physiotherapists office to go on wild and wonderful adventures, but there she stayed, lonely and sad because she was so damn fucking [...]

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Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Alternate title: HOUSEWORK KILLS!

While it DOES look like elephantitis of the lower extremities, I am now the oh so proud recipient of a partial tear to my Achilles tendon and tendinopathy or some thing or other… I was not listening cause I was rocking in the corner after he was all EIGHT WEEKS and NO HEELS and WEAR [...]

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Smile.

He walks alone. Head up.  Silent smile on his lips.  Hands casually clasped behind his back. A lone Japanese man, standing out from the other walkers in this predominately Caucasian community, wearing tan pants and a jacket of the same shade. I see him almost every morning, in the middle of the madness of driving [...]

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How to delouse your WordPress blog. With added Pokemon and pew pew pew noises.

Today a post from Magneto Bold Too IT support.  A little public service announcement about how to conquer arsehats that come in, make themselves at home and shit all over your metaphorical carpet. Yesterday morning I got a message from one of my Facebook lovelies saying that my blog was coming up as a suspected [...]

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…and next year we will have it some time in August. Mark your calendar now.

Today is Friday the thirteenth… ooooooooooh ooooooooooh {<— that is me being all scary and mysterious and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE?  Carol Anne?  Carol Anne?  Are you playing inside the TV again?} and instead of sitting back and scaring the living hell out of ourselves in the comfort of our living room with [...]

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Nearly over. Nearly over. It is turning into a mantra

If you have been following me on twitter or facebook you will know that The Damn Emos are going through exams. I am freaking the fuck out, they, on the other hand, are all meh. Which makes me freak the fuck out all the more. When I did my final year exams it was the [...]

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Well that is just stupid. Or brilliant. Dependent on where you lie on the feral scale.

So yesterday I went for my usual morning walk after two hours of beating my head on the keyboard at work. A nice brisk stroll over to the coffee shop for a double shot skinny latte in a milkshake cup. As you do. Wandering back contemplating whose arse I was going to beat black and [...]

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