Well Birthday Week is in full swing.
Today I have baked 5 cakes and 75 cupcakes, made 60 stars and 25 princess crowns out of fondant and rocked on down to 6 hours of 80’s awesomeness.
Oh and explained to Boo that they are in fact saying ‘Our lips are sealed’ not his fathers version of ‘Alex the seal’
And begged Moo to stop singing along to ‘I want your sex’ cause that shit was MINE and I can’t be having no SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD OF MINE singing along to that cause that would make me old.
Which, clearly, given the awesome moves I was rocking despite the old lady shaggers sore back that is perfectly normal to have even if you are not a mother of children that on Monday can VOTE and shit, makes me young and virile.
Are women virile? Whatever, the POINT IS I am not old I am young and bouncy and perky.
If only someone would pass that information on to my boobs. And my arse.
ANYWAY.
The point of this post is to show off my mad cake making skillz and the fact that I have passed that shit down to a Damn Emo. So with no further interruptions Kelley, I give you the Wii cake of awesomeness.
Don’t you just WISH you were in my family so I could slave over a cake for you while bent over like that witch in Snow White but instead of giving you a poisioned apple I would give you a fucking AWESOME lemon curd cake lovingly carved into the shape of your favourite pastime that may or may not be poisoned?
It is like Russian roulette of cakes.
Especially when I am hovering over you bent over like the witch in Snow White screaming EAT IT EAT IT MWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!
The above was probably caused by all the drugs and 4 extra large double shot lattes I had consumed, but whatever...
And looky here, my apprentice Too made this scale model or for those who are nerds or wordsmiths a Homunculus, of my Daddy’s Mii.
So fucking cute I could spit.
But I won’t cause, you know, we just had the carpets cleaned and all.
Now I need a nice lay down. With a little shawl to cover my knees.
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I might just sneak over and taste test some of that Wii cake while you have your nanna nap!
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I’ll take the icing, thanks
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Love It!!!! Well done, your amazing with parties and cakes…
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That’s actually quite clever.
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So you are in Australia, right? Which means you can’t be TOO far from me, right? Which means my birthday is in August and I will get one of those cakes, right?
You know, just saying…
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Awesome cake. I love it.
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You’re such a talented baker. Why aren’t you working in a bakery and making stacks of dough? With Moo and Too, you could start your own business even. Since they seem to be equally as talented.
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wow it looks fantastic. im sure he will love it.
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Wow. What a great job Kel, as always. I’m with River. You need to open your own bakery….or at least a party planning business. You’ve definately got the experience.
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Noms- SRSLY…is that really lemon curd cake? I may have to start driving over to get a piece before its all consumed!
Crazy cooking woman- AWESOME with a double ZZ!!
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You should so seriously do this professionally. I bow at your cake-making awesomeness.
To think I am cringing at the idea of the simple fairy house I have to make this week…
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FIVE cakes? You’re awesome.
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Drool. Oh .. sorry, the carpet.
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Ohhh that’s an awesome cake! How long did it take? Did you have to drink much? I can’t believe you baked all that stuff. You’re a better mother than I.
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….and a cat on yer lap? Young and perky, hey?
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Best. Cake. Ever.
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Mmmmm caaaakkkkeeee…. droool. Lemon curd cake sounds amazing. I usually make a bog-standard eggless chocolate cake, because it’s really quick and pretty fail-safe and I know the recipe by heart. I should branch out more.
In my defence, I have once made a pink fairy castle with turrets and flags and a moat and even jelly-sharks and chocolate fish swimming in the moat, and milk-bottle lollies lined up by the drawbridge (you know, for the milkman to collect!). I made about 2 litres of pink icing for that thing. Never again! But the girl was happy.
I think your audience should be more than happy, they should make their Miis (is that right?) bow to your awesomeness
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You’re so awesome.
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Kel,
You totally rock and that cake is awesome!
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That cake is the best. And the mii… too cute.
I was in Target the other day and they had smurf figures. I bought one of each, but I have to tell you when I saw the papa smurf one, I thought of your dad’s cake from last year.
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That little dude on top of the cake is fucking creepy…
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You? Are insane. Like OCD crazy lady.Martha Stewart has minions. You? Take on multiple birthday cakes and cupcakes in a week. But, you do it beautifully. And I loves me some Kelley, I does.
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you are pretty fucking awesome, if I do say so myself.
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Yeah, but I bet your shawl is made some sort of sparkly, ultra cool lame’ fabric… Oh. Is that VERY 1980’s or what?
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My oath that’s an incredible cake… you clever thing!
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too fucking cute to eat. You should have it bronzed. Or something.
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Woman, you got skills. That is an AWESOME cake. Seriously. I am very impressed. And the mii is flippin’ adorable – i am not sure it’d make me spit, I am not really a spitter (that’s what she said? wha?) What was I talking about….?
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I prostrate myself at your kick arse shoes in humble adoration of your mighty cake making skillz.
You know my birthday is in 2 weeks right? And if you have the time, which OF COURSE you do, can it be in the shape of Sam Winchester from Supernatural? Use lots of cream…..
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It made me spit … well drool to be precise.
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That’s really cool! And it even looks tasty! And I’m not even a cake-man.
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OK. I am about to cancel the baker for Specs and CBs wedding and I am so going to fly you to Pittsburgh to bake for me…that is so amazing…my regular cakes don’t even come out normal, let alone making it look like something, and that mii…is that FONDANT??? You sooooo need to do this for a living…screw the other job….totally fantastic, and you do GROOVE baby!!!!
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Fan-fucking-tastic!
I am sooooo gonna show The Spouse your creations and tell him to get up to your speed!
Cos I’m a bitch like that and your awesomeness MUST be copied…even if he’s a bloke with a beard and would look shocking in your high heels….
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That rocks! We are lovin’ our Wii cause it is getting dark right after dinner. The munchkin & I might have to steal your idea. Are the Wii remotes fondant too?
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Ooooh, LEMON CURD, be still my heart…
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Yum. Any left?
Bowing to your awesome icing skilz. If the icing actually covers the cake properly, I’m happy. Decorating — nup!
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LOVE!
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