This morning was hectic. Hell the whole damn day was hectic.
It started with going into Boo’s room to get his school uniform and stepping in something warm and soft.
That squished between my toes before the full extent of that stench hit my sleep deprived mind.
And Moo losing her mind as today marked her first final year assessment. Which entailed doing a solo drama performance before assessors from the Victorian College of the Arts.*
Then it spiralled downhill from there.
Until I checked my google search referrals.
I am constantly getting hits for Jenny McCarthy. So I chucked that puppy into google and found
I AM NUMBER ONE BABY.
So of COURSE I twittered the shit outta that mofo, cause
NUMBER ONE BABY!
I am totally considering making it my tagline:
number 1 search term for Jenny McCarthy is a stupid bitch.
The post that sparked the searches was about her appearance on Oprah, when I totally lost my shit, HERE.
It was a welcome relief from what google usually sends me. Some of it so horrific I just sit numb for a little while, unable to function at the thought of what that fucker was really looking for. Seriously, there are sick fucks in this world.
ANYWAY… tell me, what is your favourite search term that has brought someone to your blog and/or what is YOUR blog a number one search term in google for.
Cause I bet NO ONE can top that shit. Cause this is blogging GOLD baby.
*she did well. *phew* Two down five to go. I may not survive it.