This morning was hectic. Hell the whole damn day was hectic.
It started with going into Boo’s room to get his school uniform and stepping in something warm and soft.
That squished between my toes before the full extent of that stench hit my sleep deprived mind.
And Moo losing her mind as today marked her first final year assessment. Which entailed doing a solo drama performance before assessors from the Victorian College of the Arts.*
Then it spiralled downhill from there.
Until I checked my google search referrals.
I am constantly getting hits for Jenny McCarthy. So I chucked that puppy into google and found
I AM NUMBER ONE BABY.
So of COURSE I twittered the shit outta that mofo, cause
NUMBER ONE BABY!
I am totally considering making it my tagline:
magnetoboldtoo
number 1 search term for Jenny McCarthy is a stupid bitch.
The post that sparked the searches was about her appearance on Oprah, when I totally lost my shit, HERE.
It was a welcome relief from what google usually sends me. Some of it so horrific I just sit numb for a little while, unable to function at the thought of what that fucker was really looking for. Seriously, there are sick fucks in this world.
ANYWAY… tell me, what is your favourite search term that has brought someone to your blog and/or what is YOUR blog a number one search term in google for.
Cause I bet NO ONE can top that shit. Cause this is blogging GOLD baby.
GOLD.
*she did well. *phew* Two down five to go. I may not survive it.
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You have totally made the big time.
In fact, I just googled “jenny mccarthy is a stupid bitch” and you now have spot #1 AND 1a.
Amanda´s last blog ..5 weeks to go
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LOL!!!!
Congrats you!!!
Number one uh!!! wooowwww!!! hehehehehe
my most hit search thing is for some reson “831″… weird uh!!!
LOL!!!
*edit* I just found our that 831 means I love you… huahuahuahua
8 letters
3 words
1 meaning
xxx
UrbanVox´s last blog ..I’m the man!!!
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I wonder if Jenny McCarthy Googles herself?
It would serve her right if she did. I hope you sent the link to the Oprah producers.
Laura´s last blog ..Night shift news
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Alrighty, enter
fat naked woman in fairy costume
train yourself to eat sperm
or
sheepskin lined penis snuggie
and I will come up number one. But I don’t think they beat Jenny McCarthy is a Stupid bitch.
Oh also? Apparently someone searching for “hidden camera of a woman wanking in the toilet” brought people to my blog. What the HELL did I do to get THEM?!
Mad Woman´s last blog ..Meme-tastic!
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YES!
Finally someone released the flying monkeys in Gurgle and you’re defeating the plastic “Pimp my Barbie” doll.
I only come #1 with the search “jayne blog land” although I first thought that 2nd word was “bog” lol.
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I’m so lame
My top search is “crazy hair day”, and I’m not even in the top ten PAGES for that! Those people hitting my blog must be absolutely desperate. Even for “crazy hair day with pink in it” (oooh, I know where *that* poor Mum is coming from!) I only make the top 25.
I bow (again) to your awesomeness! (Although, if you check out the ‘do I did for crazy hair day, it was pretty awesome too).
Kate´s last blog ..Toy phones
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Oh, and – Way to go, Moo!
Kate´s last blog ..Eye-drops, or, The Power of Bribes
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Ben wa balls is my #1 search term. I think I’m the #2 hit for benwa balls got stuck (I was #1 for a while, hmmph). I also get loads for ‘how to duct tape your breasts’. ‘kitten that fell from the sky’ amuses me though. A lot.
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I am proud to say that I am number 3 for the search term “retro muff”
It brings tears to my eyes. (Or maybe that is just the waxing strips).
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Kelley, not sure if you saw this when I posted in on Twitter about a month back. The Borders in Prahran had a bunch of Jenny McCarthy’s books on its front table, so I re-filed them in the “science fiction” section: http://imgur.com/RZLhz.jpg
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I’m number one for “flatulent poetry”. Thanks for letting me *toot* my own horn here.
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I’m #2 for “lotion is motion”
Greaaat.
AmberDBTD´s last blog ..Thoughts on "1 in 91"
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I’m too lame to figure out what brings people to my blog, but it might have something to do with Amanda Hesser’s twins…
magpie´s last blog ..Wisdom and Knowledge
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I’m thinking you should have that tag line put on business cards. You should be so proud!
Tara R.´s last blog ..Grown up Tattletale
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Congratulations! Jenny McCarthy is a stupid bitch and I will Google the shit out of that just to make sure you retain Uber number one status!
perpstu´s last blog ..Bleh
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People show up at my site because they apparently want to do things to monkeys that HAVE to be illegal. Seriously. I have no idea why, and I’m afraid to dig in and find out!
foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)´s last blog ..we are golden
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2 things…
1. WAY TO GO MOO!!!
2. I am so proud of you for being the #1 search for that stupid bitch. I can’t STAND that woman.
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I quite like Jenny McCarthy. She has a lovely snatch.
Xbox4NappyRash´s last blog ..Vag 101
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That’s awesome! I used to be number one for “swim trunks and flippy floppies” before the “I’m on a boat” video in fact, but no longer. Sad.
My most recent favourite search term for my blog was “snot fest porn” classy.
Deidre´s last blog ..A snippit.
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Oh I love it. I wish I was top for calling Jenny M a stupid bitch. I need to rant more.
Fiona´s last blog ..Blog Action Day 2009 – Climate Change
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My top searches aren’t as cool as Jenny McCarthy is a stupid bitch, but I do have mini cattle prod and goat among my top search results. This terrifies me.
Riayn´s last blog ..Washington DC
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I am number one when you google -Snake season in Adelaide and when you do a yahoo image search for -where does snot come from. Also, I am second if you google -3 year old headbutts the floor. I’m pretty proud, actually. Thanks for that, I haven’t checked that in a while and it made my day.
Also, yay for you. Jenny McCarthy IS a stupid bitch.
Also, yay for Moo.
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Tom1 had his singing exam last weekend. It’s a relief to have those performances out of the way, isn’t it? I’m glad she was happy with how she went.
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Are you telling me you don’t automatically put on rubber boots before going into Boo’s room?
I’ve forgotten who this Jenny McCarthy person is, now I’m going to have to google her and refresh my memory.
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It’s a toss up.
“women who hate undies ?” or “embarrassing bulge boyfriend”.
I figure I could not wear undies since I must hate them, then my boyfriend will get an embarrassing bulge when I tell him I have no undies on.
What a perfect plan.
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I didn’t even I could do that until now.
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I haven’t looked at my Google searches in for-ev-ah! My best guess would be “big fat ass” or some such thing. Not because of my moniker, but I know a lot of people and, well, they know what to look for when locating me…
Krissa´s last blog ..WE’RE BACK! in the damn hospital.
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I totally have absolutely NO IDEA how to even find that out…I just look at my little graph and watch the line go up and down…congrats to being #1 though, but of course, you have always been #1 in our books (and I must admit I check your blog immediately after checking Lilacspecs and that is like being #1 since Lilac doesn’t count as fan fodder for me since she is my kid)
Hotmamamia´s last blog ..I’m clean….
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