August 2009

awwwww, shucks.

Thank you everyone for the outpouring of love and support for my self indulgent last post. Thank you for the comments and emails and DM’s asking if I am OK and if there is anything you can do. Thank you. I am sorry, but many of the things that are doing my fucking head in [...]

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enough

That is the word that is swirling around my head. Enough. I can feel my heart racing, waiting for the next axe to fall. Stressed is not the word. Disappointed? Sad? Pissed off? Enough. Boo is feeding off my emotional state and is a mess. Screaming. Crying. Destroying the house. Green notes from school. Need [...]

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Can I get a Woop WOOP?!

You know that dude, the one that like went to Hiroshima on business and got his arse burnt by an atomic bomb and then was all ‘fuck this shit’ and went home to Nagasaki and they bombed his arse again there and the fucker SURVIVED? I reckon that dude double dipped in the luck bucket [...]

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Sofitel Melbourne can suck it.

Didn’t that last post look blissful? The room service was awesome (except for the broken table…) and the bed was exquisite. I posted that pic in the hopes that the worst of the weekend was behind us. Alas it wasn’t. Sofitel Melbourne sucks. We arrived at the hotel and parked our 10 year old car [...]

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Bliss

if you don’t understand this reference go here and here. nighty night… Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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Guest Biatch: Witchypoo – Arseholey Naming Conventions

Today I have a guest biatch, Witchypoo. I have some super secret super exciting totally fucking awesome shit to do, so my girl came to my aid to entertain you all, or y’all cause I am all international and shit. So give Witchypoo a warm welcome, lots of lovely comments and clicky click on her [...]

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Ugly

I was wandering around the internetz, being a dirty rotten lurker and I came across Miss Britts post about feeling ugly. And it hit a nerve. A big ol’ ouchy nerve. Cause even those as lovely as Miss Britt have days when they think they could rival Jabba the Hut. I don’t think that there [...]

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new. improved. awesome.

Some of you may have noticed that my blog has been on maintenance all weekend. And some of you may have noticed a decided lack of the teh awesome on teh internetz. And some of you will be all ‘yawn, here she goes again with her ‘I was too busy to be awesome’ shit. Enough [...]

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TMI? Come on, you have heard worse. Just check my archives. On second thoughts, never mind.

I just got my period. Aunt Flo. Riding the crimson tide. You know the drill. I have been ready to cut a bitch all day, craving chocolate and bacon and who is the motherfuckersonofabitch that ate all the potato chips? Oh. That would be me. A little known fact about your hostess of awesomeness, I [...]

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I choose my wines based on the entertainment value of the name. Or label. Cause I am classy and sophisticated like that. If they bring out a wine called Drive By Shooter or Unicorn Farting Glitter I will be all over that.

Last night I went out with my BFF for dinner. Sitting there waiting for our meals we perused the wine list. Being all grown up and sophisticated and shit. Or putting on a pretty good act in our very humble opinion. Cause fuck me dead if the entrees didn’t start at like 20 bucks and [...]