Moo has been complaining that when she comes into the house she gets an overwhelming stench of vomit.
Bile that is
stomach acid.
Texas tea.
What?
Anywho, stinky stench offending our nostrils worse than when we accidentally leave Boo’s door ajar when the window is open.
Holy Mother of God 10 year old boy urine just permeates EVERYTHING. And lets not get started on the shit covered bedding.
No we wont. You are welcome.
So after wandering around trying to find the source of the offending smell and yelling at the bunneh…
I found the culprit.
Damn you Too and your Easy Mac obsession. I can only imagine what shit that smells that bad is doing to your insides.
And as punishment I have this on loop.
link for the lazy fuckers that won’t click through to the blog, you are totally stealing shoes off my feet biatches.
Cause it is all kinds of awesome and drives her batshit insane.
Batshit that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y’all come back now, y’hear?
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Now I feel even more ancient in new and exciting ways!
Cheers
Mr 8′s toe jam smells reek too. He only has to take off his shoes to permeate the house. The stench makes visitors retch and his sister cry. Think we are keeping Glade Plug-Ins in business …
Bwahaha (at the punishment – the vomit/cheese/urine/sh!t smell you can keep).
Now I know who eats that shit. I knew somebody did, but you are being suitably punished.
Um…eew. The mac n cheeze smells bad? Is it fresh, or under his bed for a week?
SO great to see you writing, Kelly!
Tina
:: barf ::
Mac N Cheese in a box is evil.
I totally love you for quoting the ‘Beverly Hillbillies!’ And, Kurt is spinning in his grave. Though, it is the first time I understood the words to that song. *snort*
That stuff is of the devil. Velveeta Shells and Cheese is where you need to turn for… salvation? Well, good mac and cheese.
Bwahahahaha! roflmao
That video is both awesome and horrible all at once. Must share it immediately.
You get the Clampits in Aust-her-ailia? Whoa, why? My house doesn’t smell like vomit at all. My house smells like cat shit. Top that one Magnito-Awesomesness-Queens of my desire.
Easy mac smells like puke?!? Why??
that offended my eardrums……. no wonder it drives Too batshit!!
that Nirvana/Astley mash up makes my teeth hurt.
That shit takes 4 layers of paint and floor polish at 30 paces *shudder*.
God that stuff is gross. Beefcake loves it and he makes it extra dry so that the cheese powder doesn’t dissolve properly and he has big cheesy booger gobs in it. I won’t let him eat it near me. The man is revoulting, honestly.
See, I clicked through and everything and it’s not available in my country. Youtube bitches and their censorship.
i’m glad i haven’t eaten anything lately.
that *SO* put me off my feed.
easy mac is the devil.
Do they have Annie’s mac n cheese in Australia? It’s da macncheese bomb (but not in a pukey kind of way…)
Erk! Easy mac is one of the worst things in the world. The powdered cheese content is the stink culprit. Teach Too how to make real mac’n'cheese, with real macaroni and real cheese.
@MrsDesperate; buy some Tinea foot powder; Dr. Scholls or Daktarin or similar and have your husband/son use it every single day. Even if he doesn’t have tinea, this will help. Soak his socks in a hot Napisan solution before washing, add Canesten (available in liquid form) to the washer, it helps to prevent the spread of the bacteria that cause this particular odour. Baking powder (or the Daktarin etc) sprinkled inside the shoes will also help. Stinky feet are the worst…..
I’m babysitting, and the minute I put that youtube on, the child started laughing, and kiddy-moshing.
You’ve created a monster Kelley!
You know whatcha do? Ya slice up a hot dog real thin and mix it in – so you get these skinny little hot dog rounds in there – and if you do TWO hot dogs, and you mix it up real good, you can get hot dog in every mouthful. YUM!
That shit is sooooo fucking nasty and LW eats it like it’s going out of style. It does smell like dog barf now that I think about it.
I think lceel is covering up the nasty flavor with the deliciousness of hot dogs…now I’m hungry.
My boys’ sensory problems are slowly ruining my life. Like, the other day, I made myself a bowl of penne with sauteed fresh spinach, hand-grated Parmigiano-Reggiano and a pinch of nutmeg. And just as I’m about to take my first bite, Taz starts screaming, “That smells like puke! Ew! Puke!” So I’m about to throw him out the front door into the pouring rain so I can enjoy my meal when I take a little whiff and FMD if it doesn’t smell exactly like vomit.
So, now I’ve had to add parmesan to the list of foods I can no longer eat because I’ve smelled them (red wine – smelled like feet, mustard – reminded me of Satan’s armpits, and cauliflower – who farted?).
Cheese should just be banned. Full stop.
And teenagers.
Alexis will not eat that crap. Refuses. The part that amazes me is that she can actually tell the difference between it and the standard blue box stuff. She doesn’t have to see me making it, she JUST KNOWS.
Oh, If I never saw or smelled that variety of mac & chee (and its ancient predecessor, the boil-it-in-water and later-scrape-the-crust-out-of-the-pot variety)I would be a happier woman. That and a few other things, anyway.
Thankfully i dont think we have that over here!
Never seen that here before, thankfully!
I feel so punished…just for watching that video…shudder!!!!! We only do the blue box mac and cheese and really it is only my hubby that dies it!
mmmm, fake cheese and wheat–poison in a box.
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