Last year when BlogHer was on, many of my lovelies took a picture of me with them and showed me a good old time. I promised myself that I would make the long flight over to the US – over oceans full of water and giant squid and sharks and deep sea creatures praying that my plane would go down so they could feast on my firm white flesh – to go this year.
Plans were made and excited squeeees were squeeed and then everything went to shit and it wasn’t to be.
But.
I have found a way to be there anyway. I am gunna be at BlogHer biatches! Not in the awesome flesh but the next best thing.
My awesome girl Deb from Deb on the rocks was all ‘babycakes! I have a fabulous idea!’ and I was all ‘Totally MWAH’ so if you run into the awesomeness that is Deb, smootch all over her fine self and grab a twitter sticker thingy of me from her.
Then I emailed Jenny The Bloggess and was all ‘Girl, remember last year when you rocked Guys house with my picture, wanna do it again?’ and she was all ‘Sure, send me a pic chicka!’ and I missed the ratfucksonofabitch post cut off to get my parcel from middle of fucking nowhere Australia to middle of fucking nowhere America so I just emailed her a pic and grovelled a bit and she has probably already left or something so if any of you run into her if you can give her a pic of me to hand to the tattoo artist that would be awesome.
And then I can cross ‘my face on The Bloggess’s arse’ off my bucket list.
But the very best thing is what is going to happen at a little get together of awesomeness in Room 704. A party of absolute epic proportions that anyone who is anyone will be getting on down at. And guess who is the extra super special guest?
Me!
OMG biatches! It is gunna be so freaking awesome you have no idea!
So if you are going to BlogHer you will get the chance to get up close and personal with little ol’ me.
And I get to cross one more thing off my bucket list. To be a porn star.
RAWR
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I’ve got the goods. I’ll be slapping your pretty face on the best tits in North America! Wish you were here IRL, but then you could only touch one or two boobs at a time.
I’m not crossing that border again. After 9/11, the border guards sported semi-automatic guns. I WAS NOT RISKING that one of them would be in a bad mood.
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In my mind, you already ARE a porn star. So to speak. *Ahem*
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704? Oh yes, I remember it well. That’s the one with linoleum on the floor and padded walls right? Have a blast.
Cheers
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That is the most squee thing I’ve heard all day!
I didn’t understand a word of that
Will you flash us?
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Damn woman! I’m not going either…so now I’m going to miss that?!!
Getting up close and personal with you was on my bucket list. I guess I’ll have to take what I can get.
Well, crap! It feels like you, Witchypoo and me are the only ones not going! I tell ya what… I’ll flash my computer if you promise to flash yours.
Woo-Hoo!! Party,party,party. Enjoy.
P.S. Glad it’s you and not me. I’m not a party animal. I avoid them like the plague.
ermmmm, I’ll be at the beach again if you want me to take you there again…..actually, porn star at BlogHer sounds very magnetoboldtooish….enjoy boobala!
That many wimmen in an enclosed space? With prior intimation?? *shudder*
I obviously didn’t hang out with the right people at BlogHer.
You were missed.
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