That’s what he said.

by Kelley

in Autism, comments from the Dude

Boo was being a little shit.

Not Autism can’t control impulses due to sensory over-stimulation, more fucking little shitness.

MPS made him an omelette to his specifications.  However it was not in a timeframe that Boo felt was acceptable.  The time frame being AFTER we had finished dinner, of something he was quite welcome to partake, but chose out of comfort or stubbornness to have his requisite omelette.

Dude loves him some omelette.

So the omelette was made and then subsequently thrown in the bin in a fit of defiance.

Then removed from the bin and thrown at the chair.

And then he touched the TV.

Woah Nelly, NO ONE touches the new bigscreen while Mummy is watching Masterchef.

So Sir ShittyLiver was sent to his room.

When he was allowed out he was full of piss and vinegar and then sent himself back to his room (cause no one tells Boo what to do, even if it means he has to punish himself to assert his will) via Too’s.

He hoisted himself up on her loft bed and heaved a sigh.

‘My parents are annoying me!’

Awwwwwww.

He is becoming a Damn Emo.

I am so proud.

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{ 22 comments }

1 Sarah July 14, 2009 at 1:34 am

Yum, now I want an omelette!

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2 Marylin July 14, 2009 at 2:33 am

Hehe aww bless! :)

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3 magpie July 14, 2009 at 2:35 am

Three Damn Emos under one roof? Argh.

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4 spotrick July 14, 2009 at 3:16 am

Awesome! I read your blog on my iPhone! And commented!!
Make me a nomlette.

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5 witchypoo July 14, 2009 at 3:39 am

I’ve often wondered just how much of my younger son’s behaviour is autism and how much is arseholiness.

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6 Xbox4NappyRash July 14, 2009 at 3:47 am

The arseholeishness is hereditary you know…

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7 perpstu July 14, 2009 at 4:12 am

Awwww….he’s becoming a teenager, attitude and all!

8 terena July 14, 2009 at 7:18 am

love those moments. “You can’t send me to my room because I’m already going there!” Yep, my daughter has said the same thing.

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9 Karen July 14, 2009 at 7:34 am

Oh, yeah? Well tell him “welcome to the club!” I am 57, and my parents are annoying ME! Does that make me a damn emo?

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10 Krissa July 14, 2009 at 8:37 am

BWAHAHAHA!

Would you mind terribly much if I borrowed that phrase, “Sir Shitty Liver”… I mean you should probably patent it, but since I didn’t see a copyright symbol I felt like it would be OK to ask. I can think of several people to use it on…. Oh yes… I likes it quite a lot.

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11 Amanda July 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Aww, bless his little Emo socks…

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12 Mistress B July 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Then you are doing your job well despite the stroke and marburg/sports injury!

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13 the planet of janet July 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

awww, our little boo is growing up!

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14 Sammi July 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm

i want to be like him when i grow up.
seriously.

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15 river July 14, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Wow, he sounds just like a teenager! Are you sure he’s only 10?
I hate omelettes.
@spotrick; abracadabra, you are a nomlette.

16 trannyhead July 15, 2009 at 12:03 am

Hooray for sullen, morose children. Mine isn’t sullen, yet. He’s just vengeful and wrathful in his almost-2-year-old way.

I’ve been a shitty blogger lately and haven’t been by. But .. um … hi. I hope you’re doing better.

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17 Kymlee July 15, 2009 at 12:11 am

You must have some super patience or something ‘cuz I think I would have wrung his damn emo wannabe neck…ok…maybe not, but I should would have wanted to.

18 lceel July 15, 2009 at 12:14 am

Oh – I know this one. Out of the blue, #3 son decided his was going to be a rebellious teenager. It lasted about a month. His girlfriend won’t allow rebelliousness. Ain’t love grand?

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19 Nan July 15, 2009 at 1:22 am

Kids. Who’d have ‘em? Thank goodness for summer camp…

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20 Paul Crik July 15, 2009 at 11:21 am

He’s an overachiever for sure! Challenging dominant paradigms right and left.

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21 Hotmamamia July 17, 2009 at 4:50 pm

what is a nomlette?? The last thing you need is another emo for christ’s sake…let’s encourage the boy to make mummy proud in more constructive ways like cleaning up after himself when he has a shitfit and oh….let daddy be the enforcer!

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22 MrsDesperate July 18, 2009 at 1:50 am

Erm … are you sure you’re not writing about dinner at our place?

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