I have lusted after you for years.
Dreaming of one day holding you in my hands, gently stroking my hand down your shaft.
My whole body shudders at the thought of owning you, possessing you, waking up knowing that you are there waiting for me.
Today I decided to take the plunge. To give in to my desires.
To possess you.
Right now you are waiting for me in the other room. I cannot wait to release you, like a gift to myself, grab hold of you and get you down right dirty.
Oh lover. How you satisfy me.
Worth. Every. Fucking. Cent.
Kitchen shit turns me on. What can I say… *snigger*
Now excuse me, my lover and I are about to go and get hot and sweaty in the kitchen.
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Looks rather hard….
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I’m jealous. I haven’t a single decent kitchen knife.
Oh, I understand exactly how you feel.
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Ooooooh, pretty!
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Oh, geeze! You, my husband, and yes, I admit it, me too. We all have a sickness. But to make us feel better we, John and I, have a full set of J.A. Henckels International! And yes, the investment is worth every penny. Plus we got them all one at a time so we didn’t have to sell the children to afford it after all and I can chase them around the house with really, really sharp knives.
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I love you! Mine are kitchen and office supplies. I also lost my vrginity in an office but I don’t think that means anything.
Lucy filet’s last blog post..Passive-Aggressive Much?
You. And that knife. Oh mah fuckin’ holy hell. Australia should be scared.
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Noice
I love shopping at the kitchen store. I have a knife like that. I won’t let anyone else touch it.
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Filth.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Hey, you, whatsit…
my culinary school graduate son lusts after knives.
it kinda scares me.
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Global knives get me wet. Best knife I’ve ever used. The filleting knife is amazing too.
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good knives are worth EVERY. SINGLE. CENT.
I’m jealous.
Biatch
Mistress B’s last blog post..I don’t quite understand
You almost had me there. I almost looked to see that no one was around when I started reading that!
you almost started gettin me hard over a kitchen knife….!!!
O_o
-FK
Nice, I use a Wustof Santoku whick you can see in some pics on my blog, if you ever read the damn thing. But hey, I’m not one to beg.
Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Bucket Head
What a beautiful piece of art! I love kitchen stuff too
Jeanette’s last blog post..Forum Homini for one night only
After working in kitchens on and off for years I to have a fetish for knifes..and utensils. Also pens and note pads. Strange…Hope you got a good steel or stone to go with that lovely..and dont kill anyone
shelly’s last blog post..OK..I KNOW I BITCH ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME BUT DAMMIT WHY DO PEOPLE SUCK? [ not YOU people] I like you…all the OTHER ones.
That knife is HOT.
I am totally serious. You should see how worked up I get about enameled cast iron.
*shivers*
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah’s last blog post..How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever
I’m almost afraid to say this – but I got lucky for weeks after I bought SWMBO this knife set she was after – from Tupperware. 800 bucks. But man – I LOVE those steak knives.
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I have a lust for ginsu knives personally, they cut to the point so to speak.
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Happy dance, happy dance….I love how you describe things…makes me happy dance…just like OFFICE DEPOT…I mean, how sick is that? At least with a knife you can create, fillet, do all sorts of hot things….what the hell can one do with a staple gun…bwahahahaha…just ask me!!!
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**Fans face**
Kelley, writer of kitchen porn.
You could make millions.
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Bwahahahahahaha
You freaky gal, you and your fetishes make Wacko Jacko look normal.
So….I’ll be sending the sheepskin Crocs over to you can keep your tootsies warm whilst flaying the next roast beef, shall I ?
Don’t throw the knife, Kel, it will only ruin the blade
I love kitchen equipment too, although my partner is the one who is keenly fond of fancy knives. I’m more of an ice cream maker gal.
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I love kitchen stuff too, but not quite to that extent. Hot and sweaty over a knife? Hmmm…. How are you with pots and pans?
i don’t care how fucking sexy it is:
no fucking way that thing is going anywhere near my sexy bits.
and be nice to the girly man who fainted in the shower.
girly man is JUST A NICK NAME. ok?
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Ooo I hear you.
While I hate to bake, I lurve to cook … and there’s nothing like a long, smooth, hard, sharp blade in the kitchen
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Fuck in a bucket Kelley. Right on, I agree, fuck in a bucket.
(The above comment is actually for the next post you haven’t written yet. I thought I’d get a jump while I had a little time and get my comment crack numbers up.)
Yeah, I know, I’m crazy like bat shit. Guano Mofo. That would be me.
Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Bucket Head
i feel like we have that knife too! or maybe i’m dreaming.
I get your point! LOLOLOLOL
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Fuck a duck- with that knife! I am totally furious with you possessing this- I have always lusted after that particular nugget of kitchenny perfection (or a Furi). I hope you slice the bestest, thinnest, crispest stuff with it!
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Heh heh…you said shaft!
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