On Sunday morning Moo came to me and asked if The Boyfriend could come over. She is sick with the Man Flu (cause dramatic princesses don’t get colds, they get Man Flu but WORSE!) and had taken the day off work to wallow in her own self pity.
Apparently, The Boyfriend had an accident and was all cut up. Split lip, black eye, the whole shebang and needed to be comforted by Miss Pathetically !!DYING!!
I was a little concerned, cause I am not a total heartless bitch. Until I found out what happened. Then I was all Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaa! *deep breath* bwaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa
My reaction didn’t go down well. But I ask you, my lovelies, is this not fucking hilarious or what?
It seems that The Boyfriend was having a hot shower. The fan in The Boyfriends bathroom is not working. The Boyfriend was a little over come with the ‘steaminess’ of the bathroom and passed out giving himself a black eye and a split lip in the process.
Moo fawned all over him like he had 2 weeks to live or something, not that he was a big girly man that can’t handle a little steam.
The next morning MPS was having a shower and called out ‘Kel! Help! The room is too steamy, I feel faint!’
Moo was not impressed.
Fucking funny shit or poor baby got a boo boo traumatic event?
And now for my question. I wandered over to Feedburner, I don’t go over there often cause well, apparently there are stats and shit there and I just don’t wanna know. Ya know? Anyhooha, I went there and noticed this:
The circles and boxes and arrows are my little addition.
And I am all WTF? What is with all the feeds? How the hell do I just make them all one?
So to recap:
Is The Boyfriend just a big girly man or victim of a horrific accident that is not getting its due from the heartless Mrs Moo? (and yes, the fucker calls me Mrs Moo. Fucker.)
How do I get all my feeds into one? Cause it looks messy, and messy makes me uncomfortable.