You know that chick at work that I despise with the heat of a thousand suns but I am all nicey nicey fucking vomit nicey to her and it totally drives her BONKERS?
Well she went on a cruise…
Bitch in QUARANTINE!
Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
Oink Oink
Karma bit her in her big fat arse.
Thankyou universe, you made my fucking day.
Speaking of boats, for your listening pleasure, Bert and Ernie on a boat bitch.
PS: She is fine, just has to quarantine her miserable self for 7 days…
{ 38 comments }
I’m at home with a sinus and ear infection right now, have to admit I’d rather be quarantined up in the Whitsundays on a cruise ship! Then again, if the company’s not so good…
Kate’s last blog post..Jokes
Oh, I should have mentioned that she is at HOME. Not on the cruise ship…
Bwaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa
Ouch. I think I pulled something with all the maniacal laughter..
hahahaha. It’s all starting to fall into place now isn’t it?
I just hope I’m not on your little list.
Also
KELLEY. Yay. POSTING. Yay.
Jodieodie’s last blog post..Fiction – Afternoon Tea
I wish I could quarantine a few people. Permanently.
2nd the Kelley Yay Posting sentiment.
Good to hear the old sow is being kept in her sty.
estelle’s last blog post..DIY Guide to Hotels, Motels and Bonk Stops
Good to see Karma doing her job properly for a change. Nice to have you back.
womb for improvement’s last blog post..Lapped
I know its evil but I found that hilarious..and I dont even know this woman..
shelly’s last blog post..YOU CAN TELL BY THIS POST THAT I HAVEN’T A FUCKING THING OF INTEREST TO SAY……
Hahahahaa!
Finally, you’re back to writing your own shit again. You were getting everyone else to do your push ups. I was beginning to think you lost your pencil.
Your hatred for this woman is infectious. I’m laughing my ass off rolling on the flooring and herniated a testicle at 4 a.m. at well, your point blank honesty.
Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Brocholi Ronapolis
Karma? She’s a bitch.
Take a good long look at the mother-fuckin’ boat.
God I love Andy Samberg.
Tammy’s last blog post..Campfire Tales
Ooo I remember the ex -”it” girl … and only have this to say:
Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaa – karma bit yo ass bitch!
Amanda’s last blog post..YAY …and arghhh
“Can’t stop me, motha fucka,
I’m on a boat …”
Fecking hilarious. Nice to have the REAL YOU posting.
I am so in love ……
lceel’s last blog post..mysqlerror
Karma Monkeys attack!!
Yay Kelley post!
Sarah’s last blog post..Where is my horse?
At last you get a bit of mileage out of all that smarming up! Some smarma-karma! Keep gloating! Bwahahahaha!
Kay/Grumba/Murf’s last blog post..Learning haiku rules
Oh, I love it. What’s that bumper sticker about “my dogma bit your karma”? Or, um, something like that.
Ellie’s last blog post..Champagne Homerun Derby
Totally LMAO over here!!!
And that clip, well the original B&E was the famous, “Heeeerrree fishie fishie fishie!”. Until around the age of 6 or so I honestly believed that was how fish were caught!
Good to see you enjoying a good backlash of karma and giggling again!
O’Neal’s last blog post..Quite By Accident
Wow, you have some amazing pull with the Universe to get BitterBitch quarantined!
Dingo’s last blog post..Best Idea Ever!
ROFL I love it when a good dose of karma shows up to kick someone in the ass! BWAHAHAHA
Snort. and also, hahahahahahahhahahaa.
It’s like a double vacation for you!
Ree’s last blog post..Just some stuff
and that’s seven days that you don’t have to pretend to be nice!
magpie’s last blog post..Graces #13-25 = Thirteen Graces
Lovely to read your voice!
She got just what she deserved,didn’t she?
x
Ali’s last blog post..Sweeping changes
Ok, so it went from her dying of swine flu, to being quarantined on a ship in Sydney harbour, to basically just having a week off work and chilling around the house.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..The Sperm Runner III: Was it good for you?
Ooooh, gotta watch that karma, she’s a sneaky bitch!
Krissa’s last blog post..Let the torture continue…
Wow – karma…
Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker…True story.
Deidre’s last blog post..I’m confused.
Ah, revenge is sweet.
Stimey’s last blog post..Aaaaaaaiiiiiiggghhhhh!
Bwahahahahahahaha
Ex-cell-ent!!!
Jayne’s last blog post..MOAR!@
Now all you have to do is say “Gee, she hasn’t been at work in how long? We never noticed did we guys?” And your boss will figure you’ve got it all covered, fire her, double your pay, and buy you some shoes.
Nan’s last blog post..Beauty And The Droop
There’s just something about puppets rapping and cussing that makes me laugh!
While she’s home contemplating her navel, may the brick of enlightenment hit her right between the eyes.
see, good things come to those who wait.
seeing bert and ernie saying mother fucker is just wrong. *shakes head*
Mistress B’s last blog post..Can’t blog part 2
oh yeah. the karma wheel goes ’round and ’round … and knocks her right on her ass!!
the planet of janet’s last blog post..It’s my dream, and I’ll cry if I want to
nice.
pixiemama’s last blog post..skybluepink
I am laughing so hard I am crying!!! I totally believe in Karma, have seen too many fuckwads get their comeupance when Karma bites them in the ass. Yay for us, the ones who can do as you do, with her, and laugh in their faces while pretending to just be enjoying life. As we are. =] One gagillion smiley faces to you!
So, does the quarantine use up her sick leave? Cos she probably used her holiday leave on the cruise. No more holidays for her this year.
Woot woot to Karma and WOOHOO to see you post!!! Why the hell can’t I get your damn Youtube inserts to play on my frickin laptop???
So glad to see you writing a bit….. 1 year til our wedding!!! Ya coming??
Hotmamamia’s last blog post..The countdown begins
I’d forgotten about the Andy Samberg skit. That guy has a long career if he Works It.
YAY for posting! And I wish I could quarantine a couple of people. Heh.
I love Karma! BWAAHHHHHAAAAHAAA!
Mrs. Schmitty’s last blog post..Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark
Comments on this entry are closed.