I am ashamed.
All week I have been all SQUEEEEEE!!! The Easter Bunny is coming the Easter Bunny is coming.
Dreaming of chocolate and chocolate and rolling around in melted chocolate and not thinking about the true meaning of this important public holiday.
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Yo, Zombie Jesus, please pass my house by.
(oh yeah, I went there. I totally went there)
(and while I am all bracketing up the place, you can still enter the competition in the previous post)
(it was SO a competition. I said ‘A prize for the best/most creative/make me pee AND spurt latte out my nose answer. Or even the correct one.’ and shit)
(just because there was no IT IS A COMPETITION and you have to do this and this and tweet and write a blog post to enter, it can still be a competition even if I have no fucking clue what the prize would be cause when I wrote that post I was drunk on margaritas on the nectar of human kindness)
(but you can totally tweet and write a blog post about it if you like. Cause that would be weird, a blog post about a prize that no one knows if they actually want.)
(you know it could be a car…)
(so I will, like draw a winner or something in the next couple of days and they will win some random shit. Which would be AWESOME because I touched it.)
(and I can totally kiss or rub the whatever on a part of my body first if you are really really funny. Or even correct.)
(Unless I decide to buy you fish. Cause I don’t wanna smell like fish)
(and your postman probably doesn’t wanna smell like fish either)
(didn’t Jesus do something with fish?)
(hmmmm, WWZJD?)
(Yeah, bitch, I was going to hell anyway…)
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You know you’re gonna loose all your Jesus followers now.
And postmen.
And fishmongers.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Beyond here lies nothin’
I will pray for you at Church tomorrow
Am going to dawn service, which is being held in a cemetery. There better be no zombies, Jesus or otherwise because I’m taking my kids and dead or undead you mess with my kids and I will mess with you.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!
WWZJD?
I fucking love you Kelley! Hey, if there is a hell….I’m headed there to, I’ll totally save you a seat! I’ve already got my cooler packed with beer and sammies for the trip.
Sarah’s last blog post..My day as a SAHM.
I must be going to hell right along with you… this was a hoot.
Tara R.’s last blog post..Photo Hunt and SOOC
Damn, all those years I was selling the wrong story to my kids. Thanks for enlightening me.
And now I want to go back and change my answer on the last post. You didn’t mention anything about multiple entries, right?
Kel’s last blog post..Lighter fare
My heathen kids might want to know more about this zombie Jesus…
Tammy’s last blog post..ACCCKKKK!!! Sweat drops! Sweat drops!
Zombie Jesus? Snort.
Ree’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – The List That Won’t Die
LOL, hilarious. For me, Zombie Jesus Day is all about asparagus. And tulips.
Ellie’s last blog post..Dibsomania – by Guest Blogger Mr. Dibs
Ostara, I will be nekkid, do you want me to pant for you. I can, if you like.
anja’s last blog post..Folding down the cage.
Excuse me for a minute while I wipe coffee off the keyboard. In a word – HILARIOUS!
perpstu’s last blog post..A Blogiversary? Already?
I have been yelling about zombie Jesus for a solid month now.
Nobody will let me put out my Jesus was a Zombie decorations.
Betsey’s last blog post..I’m Right There In The Dork Hole With You
Now you have gone and made FabGrandpa love you. WWZJD? hahaha
Karen’s last blog post..A Visit To Geogypsy, Part II
So, going to hell in a hand cart then!
Barbara’s last blog post..101/366 – Sad
Just when I thought I couldn’t love you any more, you bust out Zombie Jesus.
Mr Lady’s last blog post..I’m Pretty Sure I Have $1 Under My Couch Cushions.
Yeah, I was guessing it was a car prize, alright.
Jo’s last blog post..odd egg out
He died for your sins. But he came back for mine.
Zombie Daddy’s last blog post..Soul
You know, I have never been a fan of WWJD, but I would totally buy a bracelet that said WWZJD.
Stimey’s last blog post..Hopping Down the Bunny Trail
Chocolate IV and naso-gastric chocolate infusion needed immediately.
You’ll love the IV…not so much the naso-gastric.
Meh, you’ll learn to lurve the Lindt choccie tubing shovelled down your gullet
Jayne’s last blog post..Sadie, the trivial cleaning history lady, with trusty April 12 scrubbing brush and pail of water….
If Zombie Jesus shows up at my place he better have one MOFO HUGE CHOCKY EGG with him or else I’m cracking out my Samuri swords.
shelly’s last blog post..JUST AS I’M THINKING “Hmmm maybe humans aren’t so bad after all” ONE MORE FUCKTARD COMES OUT OF THE WOODWORK
Eh, I would really like something that gets great gas millage….
Krissa’s last blog post..Hoppy Easter!
Zombie Jesus. That thought has never crossed my mind before. now that it has, I wonder why it didn’t. I know I will never forget it.
Please don’t choose fish as the prize. The lucky (?) recipient may never forgive you. Unless it’s canned fish. That would be okay. but don’t choose me, I already have a couple dozen cans of fish in the cupboard.
What would Zombie Jesus do with fish? Suck their fishy brains out?
You never said nuffin in your previous post about doing our own blog posts to enter your damn competition!
I demand a recount!
Or I’ll send zombie Jesus after you. You know I can. I’m a catholic.
Mistress B’s last blog post..Happy Chocolate Zombie Jesus Bunny Floats Your Purty Easter Hat Boat Day!
You are one demented chick…just prooves that little infarction didn’t do a thing! Thank goodness! I’d like to see what you can do with my boy, Moses!
hotmamamia’s last blog post..and now we pause for this commercial break…
Do you know that ever since you commented on my zombie post saying that Jesus is a zombie I have been busily making you a new crown… Because Woman I do, Now, bow down before your Awesomeness…
Jesus is a Zombie.. fucking obvious isn’t it..GAH..
Mum had to make David promise not to slip that little gem into the conversation at the family BBQ yesterday as well.. lol
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Requiem for a tree…
Hope you enjoyed all the norty stuff and the chocolate. I had a totally fabbo Day of the Living Dead (Bejesus-style) and got plastered on champagney stuff (not allowed to call it by the French word so I’m doing appropriate brackets but i don’t believe it- it tasted like champagne, looked like champagne, smelt like champagne and got me zonked like champagne). Also, we didn’t buy any Easter foods/eggs etc except Spotrick had an extra block of Cadbury Super Dark 70% cocoa and I had a celebratory packet of chips!! Our friends fed us all the expensive yummy stuff, so we scored all round!
I’m delighting in the fact that Zombie Jesus and I have the same initials. If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On that right arch
Just checking in to see if the God-botherers had picketed your blog.. Nope obviously the fact that we have finally noticed that Jesus is a zombie hasn’t stoked up the brimstone party fires yet..
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Requiem for a tree…
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Jesus
We’d ALL be Jewish.
lceel’s last blog post..Part 3 ends
Happy Zombie Jesus Day oh fabulous one!
MWA!
GoaldeeBug’s last blog post..Graduation
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