I have been promising and teasing and telling you guys that I will post the whole brain implosion thing.
I have been cracking jokes and being silly making light of the situation.
I have written the post a million times in my head and a few on the screen. My drafts folder is littered with half arsed attempts.
I look at the picture of my bloated feet, taken in the fucking hallway that would be my home for 4 days before being moved to the ward and I find something else that is vitally important to do.
Like wandering aimlessly around the house.
I think about it and I am not ready.
I am avoiding the internetz, I am hiding from my blog.
Because of a promise I don’t want to keep. Not just yet. And that is just silly.
Long story short, I had a stroke. A little stroke. Lots of tests. Lots of funny things and lots of not so funny things happened.
One day I will tell you all about it.
But for now I give you Hamster in a Wok.
Or, the cure all in my house. Feeling down? Don’t know what to do? Run out of *gasp* chocolate? Looking at a pic of your feet in desperate need of a a pedicure send you into heart palpitations?
aaaahhhh. That’s betterer.