April 2009

A Hard Act

Next up is the amazing wonderful dirty old man Lou.  Big MWAH Lou. I’m Lou. From LouCeeL. Posting here is an honor, but a difficult one. I don’t know whether I want to be serious or funny, normal or obscene. Well, normal IS obscene, for me, although lately I seem to have lost the edge. [...]

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You know what fucking SUCKS about your husband being an orphan?

The fact that when you separate/take a break/ I don’t know what the fuck this is but I am here and you are not and that is the way it needs to be right now, your husband goes and stays with your parents. After spending 2 nights in a hotel with cable TV. And now [...]

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Today I pack his bags.

Socks.  Shirts.  Underwear. PJ’s.  Toothbrush.  Nappies. Sleeping bag.  Pillow.  Snacks for midnight feasts. I check and double check, pack and unpack. Fret. With all the turmoil going on in my life, with the Universe hiding behind every corner, punching me in the solar plexus knocking the wind out of me, tomorrow marks a huge milestone [...]

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Because I want to make Kelley laugh and this crap should do it.

Next up is Ree, The Hotfessional, one of my very first bloggy loves and the first woman to say she wanted to lick me.  Which kinda creeped me out a little at first and then I was all over the Ree lovin’. So, same goes for my biatch Ree, give her plenty of clickity clicky [...]

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Lest we forget.

They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them Lest we forget. Today we honour our diggers and remember the fallen. Today we think of those that fought [...]

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Letting down my state one craft project at a time

First up of my Guest Biatches is the lovely Loralee from Loralees Looney Tunes.  We found each other only recently (but in internet time I guess that means we have been BFF 4 EVA, or some shit) when we both starred in a hate blog.  It was awesome.  My girl is going through her own [...]

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So yeah, it is kinda like this. Sorta. But maybe not. Who knows? I am a fickle woman.

You know what I hate? I fucking HATE it when a blogger I am following is all ‘well this is it, blogging has lost it’s spark… GOODBYE!’ and they get a billion comments of ‘please please don’t go’ and they are all ‘well I must!’ while they slap their wrist to their forehead and be [...]

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Gloria is one smart cookie

Bitch learned early. Taken from my new love My First Dictionary I am rather partial to this one.  Think I might frame it and put it on my desk at work. To scare off the arsehats you see… (last day to vote in my nameless prize giveaway.  Got a fucking TIE people.) Rate this post [...]

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It’s time.

Today I didn’t want to come home. I wandered around the shopping centre, under the guise of waiting for my prescription for my old lady pills, lifting items and putting them down. Wearing my blinkers to those who would wish to make eye contact and small talk, feigning sickness ‘Oh, can’t talk I have a [...]

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So where is that it is that I was.

So you have all been waiting with baited breath (OMG that is so funny! It is like a play on words that only I will get cause only I knew where I was, oh and my family, and my credit card provider.  Those bastards knew EXACTLY where I was) to find out where on earth [...]

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