I have had a difficult few days, I will spare you the blow by blow details but suffice to say I hate everything and as a special present from teh universe I am either really really REALLY pissed off, or crying uncontrollably over random commercials or a dirty smudge on the wall, that is when I don’t have my head in a fucking bucket revisiting lunch.
But I haven’t had a cigarette. So yay. I am fucking awesome.
So instead of going into minute detail the benefits of dripping bile out my nasal passages while trying to get out of chair quickly with one side of my body on strike, and while I rewrite part deux of when my brain imploded cause WordPress 2.7 and Firefox ganged up on my arse for ignoring all the ‘join us, join us, close your eleventy billion tabs open and upgrade CULT’ and lost my post which for some reason that sent me into peals of hysterical laughter. Kinda like when MPS yelled at Boo for eating the scissors, I have been keeping myself enthralled and drooling at this
A fucking huge tetris game. That one has been going for 7 hours. I was trying at first and then got sucked into its hypnocity, kinda reminds me of that magic sand that all my friends had but I wasn’t allowed to because it was ‘wasteful’
I woulda rocked the magic sand, biatches.
I was totally rocking out to this while tetrising.
I peed myself every time the skinny dude with the accordion said ‘hot’.
And I totally wanted to call it a ‘unicorn’ which reminded me of Charlie the Unicorn, so Boo and I spent the afternoon watching Charlie and his friends be all awesome.
Here is a taste of Charlie.
You are awesome Char-leeeeeeee!
Now excuse me while I go and scream at a minion to empty my bucket.
Part two of the story of my brain implosion WITH PICTURES!! asap. As in A. S. A. P. not ay-sap, cause we all know how much I hate that shit. Oh and SPOILER ALERT, I didn’t die.
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Magic Sand is wasteful? My brother and I got some for Easter in 1983 and we used it again and again and again. I distinctly remember newspaper being involved.
I think you should totally get yourself some Magic Sand! It’s even on sale in the latest Target catalogue! DO IT!
MellissaD’s last blog post..Friday Fill-Ins – #117
Are you stroking right now?
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..ET is not a labrador retriever
What does the doctor think of all the nausea?
witchypoo’s last blog post..Redneck Mommy is an amateur.
I like the one where the unicorns that sound like Michael Jackson lure Charlie into a cave and steal his liver…or something. My sisters on tablets to quit smoking. Cant remember what they’re called.”chepix” or something? They make her really sick..Maybe if your taking them they make you ill too?…It sucks but it gets easier..
shelly’s last blog post..IT SURE IS HARD TO GET GOOD DRAGONS BLOOD THESE DAYS…
I love Charlie, did not know there were 2! I’ve only ever seen the Candy Mountain one. The candy song makes me dance every time.
AmberDBTD’s last blog post..Some things leave you speechless
Have you struck out on your own, into some alternate reality or something? Or is it just the drugs?
See. I TOLD you you were incomparable.
lceel’s last blog post..A windy day’s work
Tetris is an addiction. I refuse to upgrade my Wordpress.
And thanks for the spoiler alert. I’ve been chewing all of my nails off over here wondering if you died.
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What? It’s not normal to alternate between those two moods?
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Coming out of lurk-dom. I have always enjoyed reading your blog and feel for you as you work your way through good and bad life stuff. I watched the video here a couple of months ago (and spent last night trying to find it again!). If you haven’t seen it before, you might find it interesting, if not now maybe later. Thinking positive energy!
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight.html
Elizabeth
Oh NOOOO!! Why did you post a link to that tetris game? Why oh why?
Jeanette’s last blog post..Weekly Winners
My students told me about this. I’m in the school library looking after a year 7 German class. This is terrible!!!!
How can I pause it? (I don’t want to muck it up by leaving it going unattended.
I’vr got a block going in the corner and the bell is about to go. HOW DO I PAUSE IT???!!!
Aghhh!
Your brain is re-wiring itself so the emotional stuff is normal.
Revisiting lunch could be the same.
Now I’m addicted to Los Colorados.
I shall return the pleasure with Roots
Go on, click on it…you know you wanna
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Tetris is the work of the devil. I am not capable of stopping on my own once I start playing!
perpstu’s last blog post..We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Blog….
You need to surround your armchair with buckets and get yourself a vomit chute. This is a large flexible piece of plastic which you semi-roll to form a chute that reaches from your mouth to a bucket. Saves getting out of the chair you see. After each episode, have a minion remove the used bucket for emptying and washing, (by the minion of course), and move the next bucket into place. Hope you feel better soon. Giving up cigs is very hard. My ex-mum-in-law would disagree of course. She says “it’s easy, I’ve done it dozens of times…”
tetris? i’m addicted to tetris… and this one might kill me.
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DUDE! Why’d you tell us the ending????
That just ruined it for me.
Kylie’s last blog post..And I Actually Purchased It…
You didn’t die?
Way to ruin a good tale Kells!
Mistress B’s last blog post..Cats, Cats and more Cats!
I didn’t click on the Charlie and the Unicorn link because that still image of the man with the tentacle arms just freaks me out.
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So I have a spare 5 minutes and come here to see how you are and note that you’ve linked to a tetris game.
Tetris is the work of the devil!
You evil woman ;P
(must not follow link to tetris game, must not follow link…..)
Amanda’s last blog post..thoughts on extrinsic motivation
BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. whatever!
Just know that you have inspired many people online through your words. And they are thankful. You are more then awesome, babe.
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BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. whatever!
Just know that you have inspired many people online through your words. And they are thankful. You are more then awesome, babe.
First time visitor, so to be long time reader!
So umm, did you die or somethin? just kidding. Thanks a lot for getting me hooked on that HUGE Tetris game. I blame you for my lack of sleep now
Aidan’s last blog post..I am worth it!
Yay for not having any cigarettes..I was going to say something encouraging but I just swallowed a pissant and Yech those fuckers taste exactly how they smell… *gags*
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..A Ceramic update as well as other stuff. Like, possibly zombies
Best. Spoiler. Ever. I am so glad you didn’t die. (throws confetti in air).
However, I am not glad my office internet blocks you and your foul mouth. (throws feces in I.T. guys coffee)
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Thanks for posting! Sucks to read you are puking out what you eat and I think a valid point was made above, vomit chutes to buckets surrounding your lazy boy… saves you getting up and having to deal with the half of you body that is on strike.
Thinks you could use a foot treatment while sitting back keeping lunch down and just being the awesome chick you are! Actually, you deserve a foot treatment, who am I kidding?
So glad you didnt die! And no cigarettes!
Casdok’s last blog post..Out and about…
Polk Pop! LOL! That’s fantastic.
I LOVE Charlie the Unicorn. What a bunch of freaks we all are.
Melain’s last blog post..Musical Passion
And, big congrats to you for not smoking…. you rock!
Bwahahahaha – I think I may have to marry the accordion player – you’re so right, his pronunciation of hot is fabulous!
Well done on the cigarette front, it gets easier – honest.
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