I have had a difficult few days, I will spare you the blow by blow details but suffice to say I hate everything and as a special present from teh universe I am either really really REALLY pissed off, or crying uncontrollably over random commercials or a dirty smudge on the wall, that is when I don’t have my head in a fucking bucket revisiting lunch.
But I haven’t had a cigarette. So yay. I am fucking awesome.
So instead of going into minute detail the benefits of dripping bile out my nasal passages while trying to get out of chair quickly with one side of my body on strike, and while I rewrite part deux of when my brain imploded cause WordPress 2.7 and Firefox ganged up on my arse for ignoring all the ‘join us, join us, close your eleventy billion tabs open and upgrade CULT’ and lost my post which for some reason that sent me into peals of hysterical laughter. Kinda like when MPS yelled at Boo for eating the scissors, I have been keeping myself enthralled and drooling at this
A fucking huge tetris game. That one has been going for 7 hours. I was trying at first and then got sucked into its hypnocity, kinda reminds me of that magic sand that all my friends had but I wasn’t allowed to because it was ‘wasteful’
I woulda rocked the magic sand, biatches.
I was totally rocking out to this while tetrising.
I peed myself every time the skinny dude with the accordion said ‘hot’.
And I totally wanted to call it a ‘unicorn’ which reminded me of Charlie the Unicorn, so Boo and I spent the afternoon watching Charlie and his friends be all awesome.
Here is a taste of Charlie.
You are awesome Char-leeeeeeee!
Now excuse me while I go and scream at a minion to empty my bucket.
Part two of the story of my brain implosion WITH PICTURES!! asap. As in A. S. A. P. not ay-sap, cause we all know how much I hate that shit. Oh and SPOILER ALERT, I didn’t die.