I am home.
The worst is over.
MRI a couple of hours ago aided by copious amounts of Valium. No fucking rainbows and unicorns as promised Mr Lady, I am rather pissed about that.
No bleeding in my brain.
No MS.
No MS.
No clue why my right side is still weak but hopefully it will resolve itself soon.
I can breathe again.
Just a small stroke. On preventative medicines, hopefully there will be no repeat performance.
Right now I need to sleep for a month after squeezing my kids till they scream for mercy.
Will update tomorrow.
The good. The bad. The flatulent.
I love you all for your thoughts, cards, emails, comments, phone calls, gifts, blog posts dedicated to little old me and my hiccuping brain. Thankyou post forthcoming. Eventually. Once I can stop my eyes rolling around in my head.

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Thank. Fucking. God.
Mr Lady’s last blog post..Thanks, But I’ve Donated My Uterus To Science Fiction
SOOOO happy to hear you’re home sweety. xoxox
Marylin’s last blog post..Weekly Winners #haventgotaclue
Phew!!lie back and take your blue pills!
So damn relieved. For reals.
Are you on Coumadin? (If you are we can be twinners in a couple of months! whee!) Yeah. I know. :S
Loralee’s last blog post..Sideblog: News I can handle. Finally.
I’ve been thinking of you lots and am so so very glad you’re back home to stay. Rest up lady, and take it easy peasy.
Lots of love!
Remember – my offer of Eddie Izzard DVDs is still on the table if you need to watch teh funnies and just take it all easy. 🙂
Karen (miscmum.com)’s last blog post..Life Goes On
Glad to hear it is the lesser of two evils. Make sure you rest up!
Angela’s last blog post..Teaching and why it SUCKS
Cripes, so glad you don’t have MS. My grandad had that, it was nasty.
Feel better and squeeze those young ‘uns.
T.
T@SendChocolate’s last blog post..We Interrupt The Regular Flow Of This Blog…
S0 glad you are back and on recovery road. I had wicked good shoes to share today, and no one quite appreciated them.
Read the story behind the pic of you and your little boy. Precious.
Jane’s last blog post..Baby Love
Big hugs, babe.
spotrick’s last blog post..Thoughts on interest rates
I’m so glad you are home and there is no MS. My mum has MS and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
Hugs.
What a scary experience for you.Glad you are ok.
shelly’s last blog post..A meme invite…for me?…Shit…I hope I dont fuck it up.
I’m glad you’re home. Get better soon!
Kylie’s last blog post..But It Has Melted!
Welcome home!!
Mistress B’s last blog post..Screw Up Tuesday
Go. Sleep.
Veronica’s last blog post..Solidarity
xxx Kel
It has been a rough week. You’re a champ.
zuzu’s last blog post..This is it
Thank god.
Having just been through a very similar scare with Itai, though without the very scary hospital stay, you better believe I know how relieved you are!
Now stay healthy dammit!
Robin’s last blog post..Probably not what the Beatles had in mind
Hugs and prayers, sweetie!
Wendy’s last blog post..Why I use organic beauty products
I can imagine how it must be feeling now. thank god, every thing is over. you’ve overcome it. wish you speedy recovery.
Rest, recover, feel better, squeeze those babies.
Tammy’s last blog post..No Offense…
So glad you are home. I hate MRIs as well.
Ban them I say.
witchypoo’s last blog post..Teh Awesome One Needs You
So, so glad you are home and okay. Now rest! We expect only first rate awesomeness tomorrow. None of this sick shit. Bring on the awesome!
Ali’s last blog post..Laying it out
Take whatever time you need and get well.
Loz’s last blog post..The First Law of Emotion
Glad ur home chickie. been worried bout ya. now rest & take care of urself *hugs*
Thank Goodness! I hate the giant donut of doom. Get some rest and don’t worry about the unicorns and rainbows; they’re overrated anyway. Last time all I got was a mini-rhino and a lighter sized prism.
NukeDad’s last blog post..That Was Quick…
I’m happy you’re ok. Take care and feel better soon!
Lilacspecs’s last blog post..Taxation and Tribulation
Thinking of ya.
girl’s last blog post..75/365 I gotta bad haircut
there’s no place like home. there’s no place like home. there’s no place like home….
the planet of janet’s last blog post..My mother, the pole dancer
Welcome home. Get some sleep…
Hockeyman’s last blog post..Celebrate the Irish
I’m glad you’re home. Stay well.
magpie’s last blog post..As American as Apple 3.14159
Brain hiccup…omg that is too fucking funny! At least you didn’t lose your sense of humor! Get better soon!!!
Shelli’s last blog post..Prayers Needed
Oh thank God! I am so glad you are going to be ok? Now go sleep, we’ll all be waiting when you’re ready to write again!
I’m here from Witchypoo’s site and just wanted to pass along my well wishes and hopes that you are better soon. I’m glad you are home. It is still such a shock to me that you had a stroke at such a young age. **shakes head in disbelief** Get well and then get better than ever, you hear? It appears you have a lot of fans here rooting for you so don’t let them down! 😉
teeni’s last blog post..Better Late Than Never – The Good Will Pill Pattern!
Is it true that a stroke makes you horny? hornier?
Glad you’re home.
lceel’s last blog post..abandonded luncheonette
It sounds as if things are looking up! You may be weak for some time, but the brain pathways will re-build. You may also experience some wicked mood swings and inability to control your emotions for a while.
Most people figure out how to deal with their deficits fairly quickly, but don’t be afraid to ask for some rehab. (sorry, my field of expertise)
Keeping you in my thoughts!
JoJo’s last blog post..I have nothing to say so I did a meme
So, I guess you’re just going to keep milking this yeah?
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Pros & cons
Shit, glad you’re ok. No MS is BIG. Very very big. Go rest. We’re here when you’re better. 🙂
jen’s last blog post..Watch your ASSumptions
I was so askeerd for you.
SO SO glad you’re home and better.
Except that if you were in hospital one more day, I would have flown down there to nurse you back to health myself. One. More. Day. You lose.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]’s last blog post..Weekly Winners 3.8.9 – 3.14.9
So extremely glad that didn’t find anything major and I hope it NEVER happens again!
Jeanette’s last blog post..A boy and a bubble
Yay 🙂
Mercy. My blog buds keep me busier lately with all the praying than my ‘real life’ ones do. SO glad you’re home! *smooches*
derfina’s last blog post..Oh, Yes, She DID
Welcome home. Glad you are OK.
Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Legacy
I’m so glad you are home.
Now I can resume regular scheduled bitchiness.
All for YOU.
Smooches.
Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..All in the Name of a Good Poke
Glad you’re home. Now take care and rest up!
12ontheinside’s last blog post..Oh, Noes!
God. Don’t check up on you for a few days and you go and have a stroke on me. So sorry, but really glad you are okay.
dizzy mum’s last blog post..A not-so-lost weekend
Great news! Rest well
Gavin Heaton’s last blog post..Drawing a Line in the Brand
Good to hear you’re home and out of the hospital, no one can get any rest in those damn things.
Jayne’s last blog post..The part where Jayne pokes Benny with a sharp pointy stick, repeatedly
Glad to hear you are home and made it through the MRI. I tried commenting a few times the last couple of days, and it didn’t go through. Hope you get to celebrate your birthday properly!
Kel’s last blog post..IQ Points
Aww, I’m glad you’re home, best place on Earth after the hospital. Now go snuggle up and get some rest, woman xoxo
Huckdoll’s last blog post..Five Days Later
Welcome home chook.
Glad you are home.
Now put your feet up, rest and ensure all who live under your roof serve you. For at least 2 weeks.
Widdle Shamrock’s last blog post..Yesterday
Great to see you’re home.
Blogging your stroke, eh? It’s a funny old world.
So, excuse me for being stupid, but is that what the arm thing was in the first place? Or is that coincidence?
Jo’s last blog post..
Aw, hone – SO GLAD to hear you’re home.
Thinking of you!
Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..Dirt smells good.
Yes, what Mr. Lady said. You had an assault to your brain and it will take but of time for everything to come back…but, no bleeders is a FANTASTIC thing…be patient darlin, make people wait on you had and food…get up and around as often as you can when it suits you…it will come back…..
Hail, her royal awesomeness is hone!
hotmamamia’s last blog post..A star is born
Yes, what Mr. Lady said. You had an assault to your brain and it will take a bit of time for everything to come back…but, no bleeders is a FANTASTIC thing…be patient darlin, make people wait on you hand and foot…get up and around as often as you can when it suits you…it will come back…..
Hail, her royal awesomeness is home!
hotmamamia’s last blog post..A star is born
Yes, what Mr. Lady said. You had an assault to your brain and it will take a bit of time for everything to come back…but, no bleeders is a FANTASTIC thing…be patient darlin, make people wait on you hand and foot…get up and around as often as you can when it suits you…it will come back…..
Hail, her royal awesomeness is home!
I’m so glad you’re home and doing ok, I was so worried.
Big fat ass hugs!!
Sarah’s last blog post..So, now what…..
Damn Mr. Lady stole my comment.
That’s okay – I’ll say it again.
THANK.FUCKING.GOD.
Good to see you’re back home. Enjoy your kid squeezing time.
Tara R.’s last blog post..Curve balls…
glad you’re home, rest up.
flutter’s last blog post..I am kind of a dick.
Glad to hear you’re home Kell. I think you may have scared the crap out of half the internet!!! Take care of you.
Lightening’s last blog post..How To End Your Marriage Instantly
So sorry you had to go through this. I’ve been there and know how much it sucks.
((((HUGS)))
Connie
Connie’s last blog post..GIVEAWAY: Bloggers – Win a $100 Amazon Gift Certificate!
Welcome home and take it easy. Have the Emos change your sheets every day. It makes your bed feel soooo much better, especially when you have to be in it so much. Remind them to turn down the sheet and leave chocolates on your pillow. Is the TV in your room? Lots of dvd’s at the bedside?
Excellent. Probably a good idea not to do it again though!
Mwah! Glad you are back home.
Dingo’s last blog post..Red Read Well
OK, *SEEEEEEEEEEE*???? Everyone is always all, “don’t WORRY when you’re busy, just mark all as read, what’s the big deal, don’t be a slave to your Reader, blah blah bad advice blah blah blah” because, see??? This is my worst nightmare, thaÞ I miss something super important like this and GAAAAAAAAH!!!
Argh.
I AM SO SORRY FOR ALL YOU’VE GONE THROUGH AND THAT I MISSED IT IN THE MOMENT AND I AM SO GRATEFUL YOU ARE OK.
Love you huge, babe. HUGE.
Xo
I’m so pleased to hear that you’re home again. Get better soon. I’m sorry there were no unicorns etc – valium just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’m sure they cut it nowadays. Erm, or so I’ve heard.
Barbara’s last blog post..76/365 – Neighbourhood Watch
So glad you are back home. If it was me, I’d be googling the medications I was taking prior to the stroke to see what the side effects/warnings are on them.
Hope you’re feeling more awesome now that you are back home.
Karen’s last blog post..Tuna Salad With Avocado
“The good, the bad, and the flatulent.” Methinks you farted on someone? Perhaps an unlucky room mate?
Seriously, as my new favorite blogger, I’m SO glad your back home!
Krissa’s last blog post..Periodic Table of Typefaces- My brother is now a rock star.
Welcome home – to home too – as well as to your blog.
A horrible thing to happen to you but try to look on it just as a warning so you can take measures to make sure it does not happen again. Yes, I know, it is easy to say positive things when you are not experiencing it yourself but I have learned from the life of Brian:
Some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’ve had a stroke
but you’d rather have a poke
be awesome and things will turn out for the best
and …
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Sueblimely’s last blog post..Best Thunderbird Addins To Save Time
Glad to hear that you are back home, Kelly! Hope there are no repeats, and your years ahead are smoother sailing. Bet Boo was glad to see his mom back home…!
Coast Rat’s last blog post..“I want to hold your ha-aa-and,…”
So glad you’re home. So glad so glad.
Sunshine’s last blog post..We’ve Discovered a New STD!
Welcome home awesome one.
And they thought you had MS. *Geez lovey* (was going to write FAAAARRRRKKK but thought better of it)
I’m so glad that one was negative.
Amanda’s last blog post..From personal drama to community disaster