How about we call this post ratfucksonofabitch (with apologies to Sarah who knows why)

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in WTF?

Ratfucksonofabitch sums it up nicely.

I only have a few minutes before MPS takes away my lifeline and love of my life, Mia my Macbook.

I only have a few minutes before my own nurse Rached comes and pushes and prods and shakes her head and takes my temperature and blood pressure and makes me squeeze her hands and lift my legs and then push my feet against her hands as she shakes her head and takes more notes and sighs and asks me if I have a headache again.

Just like she did 2 hours ago.   And the two hours before that.  But bettter than before when it was every 30 fucking minutes and I thought my damn head would explode.

I only have a few minutes before I need to try and get some sleep to the dulcet tunes of the snoring lady and the moaning lady and OMG the bed next to me is empty so no doubt I will have another friend to talk to tomorrow who will be all ’so what is wrong with you’ and then watch their eyes bulge while they mutter ‘but you are so young’ as they drop their gaze like it is a fucking death sentence or something.

Apparently I had a stroke.  Only a little one.  But a stroke nonetheless.

On Wednesday.  While I was out shopping.

I say apparently because they are still trying to rule out everything else. Too is hoping for a tapeworm.  In a big jar for the mantle. But the good news is, even though the food smells like regurgitated dog food and tastes worse, I can eat as much jelly as I want.

So there is always that.

Tomorrow the doc has given me a pass to go home and use my own shower and my own toilet and see my kids and maybe get my birthday presents that I bought for myself after my little ‘episode’ and are apparently another symptom of irrationality and lack of impulse control and write a proper blog post about the Best Birthday Ever.  Now I must go and wipe up all the sarcasm that has pooled in my lap.

MPS will be bringing my laptop to me sporadically to catch up with emails and comments and I will try and keep you updated with all the excitement and hilarity of having a fucking stroke at 36.

The things I do to entertain you people.

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1 Sarah March 14, 2009 at 12:09 am

Kelley! Oh my god! Are you ok? Holy shit. Post soon OK, I’m worried.

Sarah’s last blog post..So, now what…..

2 Frogdancer March 14, 2009 at 12:28 am

Bloody hell….

You’ll do anything to get a good blog post, won’t you? However, this is above and beyond, girl.

Rest up and take all of those blood thinners thet’re no doubt stuffing you with. Look after yourself. (And tell Too to get her own tapeworm….!)

Frogdancer’s last blog post..The Formal and Sydney.

3 Ms Fifikins March 14, 2009 at 12:31 am

WTF? That is so not awesome.

Ms Fifikins’s last blog post..Ca-a-a-a-a-ke

4 pixiemama March 14, 2009 at 12:47 am

If that’s not a headache, I don’t know what is.

Get better soon…

pixiemama’s last blog post..i believe

5 Lilacspecs March 14, 2009 at 12:47 am

Holy shit! I’m glad you’re okay and all but day-um woman. Everyone at home better treat you like uber super goddess…you know, to keep the blood pressure down and all.

6 magpie March 14, 2009 at 12:51 am

Oh man, Kelley – that sucks. Be well soon. Please.

magpie’s last blog post..What’s In Your Freezer?

7 Jennifer March 14, 2009 at 12:56 am

Dude! That’s way to much commitment yo. I mean, having a stroke for blog content! Geez!

8 Xbox4NappyRash March 14, 2009 at 1:16 am

It’s all fucking me me me with you isn’t it.

Drama queen.

Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Drum roll

9 GoaldeeBug March 14, 2009 at 1:22 am

Well, you keep saying you need a holiday…. now you have it, room service and all!

;)

Love and hugs to you honey, I hope all is well from here on in.

xoxoxoxo

GoaldeeBug’s last blog post..Avenue Q

10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2009 at 1:23 am

What the fucky fuck!?!

You’re 36?

I thought you were at least 44, maybe 43.

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]’s last blog post..Wordless 3.11.9: Babies!

11 MellissaD March 14, 2009 at 1:25 am

You better bloody well do as you’re told Kelley!

And that includes obeying me telling you to get better soon xoxoxoxoxox

12 4fthawaiian March 14, 2009 at 1:26 am

Ah, Kel. You’re always an original. Always staying one step ahead of the other blogesseses. You know this will become a meme now, don’t you? “I’m writing from hospital because I have blahblahblah”.

I’m tempted to stir you up, y’know, misspell your weird-arse name or some shit like that, but I’ll go easy on you.. just this once. Don’t expect special treatment. I’ve learned the hard way when not to be TOO nice to certain people.

Fuck looking after yourself; make sure everyone else is looking after you. Just take it easy, keep us up-to-date, and come back to us soon.

Love,

Your number one Hawaiian fan.

13 Karly March 14, 2009 at 1:34 am

While I totally appreciate you entertaining us, maybe next time you could just put up a funny youtube video or sing karaoke for us or flash us your boobs. No more strokes, k?

Seriously, I hope you’re doing okay.

Karly’s last blog post..DIY: Housewife Style

14 Vic March 14, 2009 at 1:50 am

I’m glad to see your top priority is entertaining us and not worrying about your health after you’ve just had an f’ing stroke at f’ing 36 f’ing years old.
Damn girl! I do hope you’re ok. x

15 Marylin March 14, 2009 at 1:53 am

Bloody hell woman!! Think this is a wakeup call to slow down a little??

TAKE CARE ok? Don’t make me have to sell our house and use the deposit on our new one to come all the way to the other side of the world and MAKE you! :P

((huge hugs)) I know you’re awesomesaucing up the post for us, but it must’ve given you a fright. xoxox

Marylin’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

16 Ashley March 14, 2009 at 1:58 am

Dammit. How the hell am I even supposed to compete with this? GAW.

No really, I hope you are okay.

Ashley’s last blog post..My New Birth Plan

17 Robin March 14, 2009 at 2:00 am

Oh my god, holy shit doesn’t even begin to cover it… Jesus woman, the things you pull for attention! An effing stroke??? Is this connected to the arm thing somehow?

Seriously kiddo, this is scary stuff. Take care of yourself, okay? Okay???

Love you babe.

Robin’s last blog post..Almost makes getting up at the crack of dawn worth it

18 Gina March 14, 2009 at 2:14 am

Keeeelllleeeeeeyyyyyyy! I looooooovvvvveeee yyyoooouuuuuu! Hospitals suuuuuuccckkkkkk!

I can’t even say as how glad I am that you are under care and that whatever happened to you wasn’t worse.

Even though a stroke, dude, is bad.

Thinking of you and your family, babe.

Gina’s last blog post..Friday Poll

19 AmberDBTD March 14, 2009 at 2:18 am

Wow, Kelley… You need to slow down a little and take it easy, we can’t afford to lose ya.

Best wishes, hope you’re feeling better and back with your beloved computer soon <3

AmberDBTD’s last blog post..Too much time on my hands…

20 Matthew Hall March 14, 2009 at 2:35 am

Jeepers have you had more excitement than you need! Let me echo the 4fthawaiian and hope that you’re gettin all the looking after you can right now.
The title does make sense, now.

21 Jo March 14, 2009 at 2:40 am

Fucking Hell, Kelley.

Fuck.

I was all, wtf, 36?? in the midst of my concern too…

I hope it all gets sorted out fast, and you’re back on your heels, and you slow down and find some sort of way to make changes so you don’t… have any more fucking strokes. You poor baby!

Jesus.

Rest, let people take care of you.

xx

Jo’s last blog post..cousins

22 Shelli March 14, 2009 at 3:22 am

First Marburg, now this…you are my hero!

Shelli’s last blog post..Queen Me

23 Tammy March 14, 2009 at 3:34 am

Take care of yourself and let others take care of you, too. Also? You are way too awesome – thinking of us in the midst of all of this. Maybe that was the problem! Maybe your mortal body just couldn’t handle the overload of awesome… Have they checked for that?

Tammy’s last blog post..International Day of Awesomeness

24 perpstu March 14, 2009 at 4:17 am

Oh My God! I hope everything gets sorted out and you are back to normal soon! Get well…

perpstu’s last blog post..It’s On Like Donkey Kong! OK, Maybe Like a Baby Capuchin

25 reen March 14, 2009 at 4:44 am

De-lurking to say holy shit on a stick. I was connecting the arm thing too, in my mind…do take care and let others pamper you, and I’m glad you’ll have goodies awaiting you at home.

26 Kel March 14, 2009 at 5:22 am

I am sending some healing vibes your way.

And I bet you can’t get some wine with your ‘dog food’ to wash it down. Who would know if you would have red or white anyway?

27 Ian March 14, 2009 at 6:06 am

Shit! I hope you get well asap. Take care!

Ian’s last blog post..Bzzzzzz!!

28 Kylie March 14, 2009 at 6:38 am

Okay then. Well, I do hope you feel better and I love that you didn’t lose your sense of humor with the stroke.

And that’s really flipping weird, no?

Oooh, ooh, you want to know what else? You and I are exactly 1 year and 7 days apart. How awesome!

But yeah, feel better now!

Kylie’s last blog post..Yeah, We’re Related

29 derfina March 14, 2009 at 7:07 am

My first thought was “OHSHITOHDEAR” but then I realized your sense of humor was intact, so I reckon you’ll be okay. Will be sending positive vibes your way, chickadee!

derfina’s last blog post..Picture This

30 Paige March 14, 2009 at 7:12 am

Ok, so you don’t know me and vise a verse – eee

But Gina says you decided to stroke out and I’m here to tell you to stop it. It is not funny to anyone but yourself. Truly cut it out. Wipe your chin your drooling.
Ok so I guessed at that. Cause I did that when I stroked out, but I only did it for a little bit, cause it was only funny for a couple of days.

Acupuncture girl let some cute little Asian man poke you,
I’m smiling whole faced again!

Best of luck…sorry wipe your chin again

PS You can SO blame lots of stuff on the stroke, like forgetting and loosing stuff and spending too much money and really the list is endless
Paige’s last blog post..Co-Worker trouble

31 Karen (miscmum.com) March 14, 2009 at 7:19 am

I was wondering where you’d gotten to. Take care, okay? Hope you get home soon to rest and recoup.

Karen (miscmum.com)’s last blog post..What I’m reading this week

32 Jeanette March 14, 2009 at 7:37 am

Hectic!! Glad you seem to be full of the normal spirit…
Enjoy your own space back at home:)

Jeanette’s last blog post..Abstraction of forks

33 Laura March 14, 2009 at 7:51 am

I am sending tons of wishes for you to get well soon!

Just recently discovered your blog and I absolutely love it–however, this is going a bit far in your quest to keep us entertained. Keep us posted when you can, but most of all, just focus on yourself healing.

34 Laura March 14, 2009 at 7:55 am

Sending lots of good wishes for you to get well soon!

I just recently discovered your blog and love it. Keep us posted on your condition when you can, but mostly just focus on healing right now.

35 zuzu March 14, 2009 at 7:57 am

Dear darling Kelley – wishing you a speedy recovery. I seriously hope all the shoulder pain isn’t related.

Remember your wish for a few days holiday away from home? Yer doin it rong.

I wish you all the best and for the nurses to wait on you hand and foot. You deserve a break, but not this way.

xxx

36 Andrew Boyd March 14, 2009 at 8:10 am

Oh, Kelley,

life is a bowl of suck sometimes. Why couldn’t the crappy people have more of the shit?

Get better, and please look after yourself.

Best regards, Andrew

37 Andrew Boyd March 14, 2009 at 8:14 am

PS: We all love you :)

Andrew Boyd’s last blog post..WordPress 2.5 Issues Roundup

38 jen March 14, 2009 at 8:31 am

The hell? You’re falling apart woman! You really need a new hobby, this new “oh, woe is me I have Marburg, I have a broken shoulder, I just had a stroke” hobby just doesn’t suit you. And you’re scaring the bejeezus out of me…you’re 36? Crap, I’ll be 36 in 6 months and I don’t want a stroke! Don’t be doing that! That is NOT an appropriate birthday present!
I’m sending you Crocs. Big orange ones with bunneh jibbitz. ‘Cause with your strokiness, you don’t wanna be wearing kick arse shoes anymore. Stay lower to the ground.
Oh, and you might wanna lower the stress a bit (yea, pot calling the kettle black, I know).
Hugs to you and fuck, get well already.

jen’s last blog post..People are losing their every-lovin’ minds and I feel guilty

39 Deeleea March 14, 2009 at 8:39 am

Oh Kelley, hugs and best wishes and all manner of good thoughts and finger crossing for you!!! Hope they’re taking good care of you!

Deeleea’s last blog post..Uno on Uni

40 Stimey March 14, 2009 at 8:41 am

Oh, dear lord. I’m so sorry to read this. I hope you get to go home soon and that you’re doing okay. Blerg.

Stimey’s last blog post..The Next INTERNET PHENOMENON, a.k.a. The Chicken Game

41 foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) March 14, 2009 at 8:58 am

KELLEY! WTF!! This is most certainly not awesome! I’m pleased to see that this hasn’t impacted your most awesome sense of delightful snark, but WTF!?!

foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)’s last blog post..you know how rock radio stations have silly names for the days of the week? well, I dub this ‘thuck you, thursday!’

42 Monnie March 14, 2009 at 9:18 am

A STROKE? Oh my god, I read this (the first time) at 4am and thought I was seeing things!

I’m sure that MPS and the kids are worried and taking care of you :) Keep us updated, I’m worried from afar <3

43 rah March 14, 2009 at 9:26 am

FMD, srsly?! i guess this is the downside of so much awesome
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

rah’s last blog post..Noice roundup

44 anja March 14, 2009 at 9:44 am

You’re so freakin’ lucky you live in Victoria. You could get the doctor from hell in Sydney. *sniggers*

Imagine the possibilities? Ooooooooooo, I’m smiling. *giggles*

anja’s last blog post..All my friends are fuck ups, but they’re fun to have around.

45 Lightening March 14, 2009 at 10:02 am

Crap Kel! I know you like attention but don’t you think this is taking it a tad far???? ;) Rest up and I hope everything is okay. Sending you lots of (((HUGS))) and get well vibes babe. Maybe you’ll get a really HAWT male nurse???? One can dream anyway…

Lightening’s last blog post..Lego City

46 Riayn March 14, 2009 at 10:43 am

Well, that is certainly a unique way to celebrate your birthday.

I thought that since you had been absent from Twitter over the past 3 days that your shoulder might have gotten worse or that MPS had swept you away to a romantic getaway, but no, you had to go have a stroke on us.

You take care of yourself, do what the doctors tell you and try to be nice to the nurses and we will keep ourselves entertained until you get back. No not coming back to us, okay?

Riayn’s last blog post..Semantics

47 Jayne March 14, 2009 at 10:49 am

Pfft, geeze woman you’re trying to make excuses for drooling over the hot Indian waiter again :P

Seriously get better soon, miss your potty mouth ;)

Jayne’s last blog post..Ssssingle Ssssaturday Trivial Bed March 14 there aint no room for your sweet head History

48 Lisa B March 14, 2009 at 10:50 am

Holy FUCK!!!

You could of knocked me over with a feather when I read this post!!!

Kelley, take care!!

Lisa B’s last blog post..J’s Headband – Finished

49 witchypoo March 14, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Big sloppy kisses, woman. Don’t get the nurses fired or drive them to quit.
Sending my guides your way. Lots of them are wicked good healers.

witchypoo’s last blog post..Teh Awesome One Needs You

50 myst March 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Oh Kelley,

I’m thinking of you – and very glad you still have your sense of humour.

Lots of love,

G
xx

myst’s last blog post..The next step

51 shelly March 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Are you sure its not that farking Marburg virus!..Hospitals suck…dont stab anyone with a fork while your in there…but seriously I wish you well and hope for you to get better soon. And let everyone fuss over you..It’s the only good thing about being ill..{ milk it baby..milk it}

shelly’s last blog post..READ THIS SHIT COS IT’S FUNNY..and cos I told you to read it.

52 Karen March 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm

well fuck a duck! what a fucking nightmare! I hope you are back to your old self soon. But better, and with lower blood pressure, and no headaches. I need my queen of awesomeness back here on my internetz.

Karen’s last blog post..Happy Birthday, FabGrandpa!

53 May March 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Ah, you know the soul has no age. I think maybe you might benefit from some meditation training. I hope I’m not being too forward to say that you seem, at times, to run just a tad bit hot. You must remember, my dear, that you require delicate care and maintenance. And really, mopping the floor? All things considered, not what’s going to move you the next step closer to nirvana….unless maybe you can become one with the mop and all. Take the pampering at hospital, keep your eyes on the golden ring & I hope you have a speedy recovery & then this simply becomes a story you tell your grandchildren one day.

54 Heather, Queen of Shake Shake March 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Holy rat fucking son of a bitch! I mean, shit! Gack! Really? Damn, Kelley! What the hell?

Of course, I don’t really trust doctors. They’re always looking for something wrong. It’s how they make money, and that’s gotta make you wonder…

55 Ali March 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm

OMG. I only just read this. Hope you are okay. I can’t believe it! Thinking of you. Feel better.

Ali’s last blog post..Graeb a bppk and sit down

56 Dan March 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Best of luck and get well (and home) soon.

Good healing!

Dan’s last blog post..Friday Not So high Five

57 Zoeyjane March 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I’m pretty sure this is not the best path to sympathy shoes. I mean, you could have just FAKED a stroke, or that liver failure you were working on. Love and hugs and all that mushy stuff.

Take care of YOU, for a change, okay?

Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On being nervous

58 Loralee March 14, 2009 at 3:24 pm

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.

I was wondering where the hell you were! I am so sorry. I just bought your freaking box of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies so you had better recover, MISSY!

So much love from this corner of the world

xoxoox
L.

Loralee’s last blog post..The tiniest thing can make all the difference.

59 Backpacking Dad March 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Feel better soon.

Backpacking Dad’s last blog post..Orange County Road Trip: part two

60 river March 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I’m so shocked I can’t think of a single witty comment. Rest up and get well, your family needs you. We do too, but they come first.

61 Hyphen Mama March 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Came over via witchypoo–because when witchypoo says “GO GIVE KELLY LOVE” we gives Kelly love!

I hope you’re all better real soon….and that you’re taking witchy’s healing guides for all they’re worth!

Hyphen Mama’s last blog post..How long? Here I’m begging for advice again….

62 Headless Mom March 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Here from Loralee’s—

Holy Hell, Girl!?!

Much love to you! Hope all is well. I’ll be checking up on you.

Take care of yourself!

Headless Mom’s last blog post..Idol-Top 13

63 Naomi March 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Cripes woman, stroke?

MWAH.

Lie back and let everyone serve you to their hearts’ content. Don’t even worry about TRYING to be awesome. Just let your natural awesomeness flow, even if it sounds a lot like whiny bitching to the untrained ear.

MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.

Love you lots, and hope you get better soon.

And I hope the presents you bought yourself were ridiculously awesome, and not 5 pairs of crocs and a bottle of tonic water.

Naomi’s last blog post..Election Giggles

64 Sarcastic Mom March 14, 2009 at 5:38 pm

I think this qualifies you for free shoes for the rest of your life.

I mean it.

Someone notify the fucking Shoe Fairy.

<3

Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..And yes, I can figure out how to make anything into a tribute to him. Neener.

65 Amanda March 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Oh Kelley,
I’m going all shaky and weepy but I can’t help it because this post really rocked me.

OK – calming down – you sound like your normal self and I’m going all strange and weepy on you (sorry).

Sending prayers and love and vibes and good stuff in your direction. I love you Kelley (in totally non-creepy, non-stalker way). get better soon.

Amanda’s last blog post..From personal drama to community disaster

66 Veronica March 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Um, fuck? Seriously, what are you doing having a stroke at your age? Tsk tsk!

Lets hope they find out WHY and get it sorted. Thinking of you.

Veronica’s last blog post..Toys!

67 David Bridger March 14, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Fucking hell. (((Hugs)))

David Bridger’s last blog post..A slight fever and a remarkable novel

68 hotmamamia March 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm

My. Jaw. Dropped.

My certified Chicken Matzoh ball soup that cures everything (NO SHIT, it really does) is ON THE WAY, I mean it girl….watch for it…Moo, Too, even Boo can make it for you….it is on the way!

hotmamamia’s last blog post..I’m Back

69 Laura March 14, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Fuck. Me. Dead. Kelley.

Gulp. Shit. Very shocked. But pleased to hear your ‘voice’.

You are such a try hard in the awesomest blogpost department. But YOU WIN!!!!!

2009 is turning out pretty amazing for all the wrong reasons.

Clinkers and (((((hugs))))) hon.

BE GOOD and get well soon.

Laura’s last blog post..There but for the grace of God…

70 frogpondsrock March 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm

Bloody Hell Woman… Did you see a shop full of fur lined crocs or something similar???

frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Aaaaaaahhh…

71 stoneskin March 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Came here from Kylie’s.

Hope your doing ok and more importantly breaking records for jelly eating.

Note, if you eat too much jelly you will be using your “own toilet” more than you might like…

72 Kath March 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm

Holy crap Kelley! *hugs* Get well soon, hon and then you can buy all the shoes you want for being so brave with the pokes and shit!

Kath’s last blog post..My results!!

73 Sowing The Seeds March 14, 2009 at 9:59 pm

This is such a shock Kelley.

Sending out tons of good health vibes your way :)

BTW jelly with custard totally rocks. A bit of sliced banana helps to jazz it up a bit too…

Sowing The Seeds’s last blog post..A Close Encounter With A Red Bellied Black Snake

74 spotrick March 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm

Oh noooooooooo! Please God, nooooooooooo, don’t let our Kelley die! Nooooooooooooooooooo …
… oh, what? … she’s OK? Well .. alright then.

Shame about the Marburg. *That* would have been cool.

spotrick’s last blog post..New format for Facebook pages

75 Kay/Murf/Grumba March 14, 2009 at 11:03 pm

JFC!! I’m supposed to be the one with high blood pressure! Now just calm down and don’t panic because you’ve had an f***in’ stroke- like how could anyone SRSLY CALM DOWN??? Learn to meditate, get someone in to get Boo out of nappies so no one has to do all that cleaning up! Take up swimming again- backstroke works quite well with a dicky shoulder- you just kick a lot! I guess we’ll find out if it was a clot or a bleed- the Nurofen are very naughty for bleeds…
Hope MPS keeps us posted- rest rest rest. Luv xxx

Kay/Murf/Grumba’s last blog post..Floundering

76 womb for improvement March 15, 2009 at 12:01 am

Ok, that is above and beyond the call of duty. Get home and back on the ‘puter soon.

womb for improvement’s last blog post..That last post

77 Sunshine March 15, 2009 at 1:04 am

I’m thinking of you my Birthday Twin. I hope you are feeling back to your badass fuck-yelling self soon.

LOVE YOU!

Sunshine’s last blog post..Birthday and Unbirthday Month!

78 iamthediva March 15, 2009 at 1:46 am

here’s to a speedy recovery!

iamthediva’s last blog post..Before and After

79 Robin Green March 15, 2009 at 1:48 am

This is my first time finding your blog and “OH HELL” is all I can say. I hope everything is OK.

Robin Green’s last blog post..SAS East has been rescheduled for a 2 day show this weekend

80 Ree March 15, 2009 at 2:35 am

Fuck a duck and make him quack Kelley. Geez. I know you were upset about my Crocs, but really – I’ll take them back if they’re going to send you into strokedom.

Seriously – What they all said and then some. XXOO

Ree’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Analysis

81 Lynn (Walking With Scissors) March 15, 2009 at 4:18 am

Oh my goodness. Kelley. I’ve been sort of MIA on the internet for awhile and I completely missed this until now. I’m so sorry. How scary for you. :( I’m sure your inbox is positively flooded right now so I won’t add to it, but just know that I’m thinking of you and I’m so glad you’re ok. Don’t ever scare me like that again!!!

Lynn (Walking With Scissors)’s last blog post..Mother Nature Can Suck it

82 the planet of janet March 15, 2009 at 4:56 am

holy crap on a stick!!!!!!!! i step away from my reader for a day or two and the world goes all to hell!

sending hugs and cyber chocolate.

the planet of janet’s last blog post..Random acts of blondness, part the eighth

83 Green Of Eye March 15, 2009 at 5:20 am

I drop by and wasn’t expecting this. You had a stroke whilst shopping?Shiiiiiiit

Sending you good vibes and all that hippy stuff.Look after yourself and rest up.

Green Of Eye’s last blog post..MMMMmmmmmmm

84 Old Knudsen March 15, 2009 at 5:28 am

Hi Kelley I was sent over by Witchypoo to distract you. Being Ulster/Scots I had my first two heart attacks before the age of 5 and my first stroke aged 7, you obviously don’t drink smoke and eat enough greasy fry ups. 36 pah! what took you so long?
So get better and work on on the next one. I’m off to have a stroke.

Old Knudsen’s last blog post..All You Need To Know About London From Old Knudsen

85 Krissa March 15, 2009 at 6:03 am

While I am terribly concerned for you and your health/recovery, all I can do at this point is shudder for the welfare of your nurses… I hope all their life and health insurance policies are paid up! I’m thinking you are quite the handful! ;-)
I am putting you in my prayers!

Krissa’s last blog post..Periodic Table of Typefaces- My brother is now a rock star.

86 VDog March 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

HOLY FUCKING *SHIT* girl!!!! WTF???

I go to Seattle and all hell breaks loose?? this is NOT allowed to happen!!

Fuck me dead.

All my love to you, sweetheart, and get well soon.

Also? I need MPS to email me a mailing addy so I can get you a care package of American twinkies and shit. Holy shit. FUck. Me. Dead.

VDog’s last blog post..Sex Toy Saturday: C-Ring

87 Violet March 15, 2009 at 7:59 am

Well, shit – a stroke at 36 blows my double knee replacement at 44 all to hell! Dammit.

All good thoughts to you. Each day will be better than the one before.

Violet’s last blog post..Grace in Small Things #2

88 Leechbabe March 15, 2009 at 8:09 am

Holy shit! I take a 24 hour break from the internets and this is what happens.

Fuck!

Hope you are getting lots of love, rest and attention.

89 Coast Rat March 15, 2009 at 8:23 am

Hey, Kel:

Heck of a way to go on a non-(low) chocolate diet. You better be good so they will let you out of there, before Boo burns the house down!

Take care! {{{{{HUGS}}}}}

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90 Barbara March 15, 2009 at 8:53 am

Good god woman. How bloody terrifying for you. I hope you’re ok and I’ll keep this short as I’m off to read your next post now in the hopes that it will tell me you’re back home and fighting fit.

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91 JimBob51 March 15, 2009 at 10:47 am

OMG leave you alone for 5 minutes and zap – hey get well soon – and look after yourself you hear

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92 Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah March 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Dude!

Get better soon!

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93 mn March 15, 2009 at 2:23 pm

came by way of hotfessional, to say hello and get well soon. sending prayers your way.
eh, i hope the shopping was worth it and you made it out on a stretcher holding some good pair of shoes. not something anyone wants to hear, but the fact that you are blogging and swearing is a good sign.
rest, relax, enjoy the nurses, they’re awesome. i would probably fake labor just to get that kind of attention..ok, not really. so hang in there girlfriend. tomorrow is another beautiful day with your family.

94 Emma March 15, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Belated best wishes. Very scary. Take care of yourself.

95 Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas March 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Holy brainstorms Batman! This is crazy! I’m sending out all my happy vibes for a speedy recovery!

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96 Mistress B March 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Holy shit!!

Get better soon love

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97 Rachael March 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

What the hell!? I’m so sorry! I hope that you heal well and they figure out what happened and you get better really soon!

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98 Dingo March 15, 2009 at 6:58 pm

I hope you don’t think that a stroke gets you out of posting. You can still Tweet can’t you? I now you are going to do everything the nurses tell you so you can make a speedy recovery. In return, I expect that you give them some shoe advice. Those nasty white pods they wear have got to go!

Get better soon!

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99 Chookie March 15, 2009 at 10:38 pm

I’m sorry, but this is insufficiently awesome. I already have an awesome friend who had a stroke at 23. Best wishes and prayers for a speedy recovery, so you can try out for Marburg or narcolepsy next. (I know MPS would probably prefer nymphomania, but I’ll leave it up to you…)

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100 Genaine March 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm

Shit Kel. What you do for some attention.

Hope your recovery is a quick one.

101 lceel March 16, 2009 at 2:59 am

WTF? I turn my back for a few days in order to get some work done and THIS HAPPENS? Holy CRAP!! I promise. I will never, EVER go for sympathy again. You win.

Now that the funny shit is out of the way – I love you Kelley. Let them do what they need to do to make you all better – and then do whatever it is they tell you to do to stay that way.

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102 12ontheinside March 16, 2009 at 9:01 am

Holy crap! Hope you’re doing ok.

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103 Jodieodie March 16, 2009 at 9:47 am

Bugger.

104 tiff March 16, 2009 at 9:38 pm

OMG Kelley.

I hope you are okay.

Sending all my good thoughts and hope your way and lay off the jelly, okay. Jelly won’t make it better.

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105 slouching mom March 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Oh my GOD. I am so sorry I didn’t know about this sooner. Take good care of yourself, K., OK? We all love you so.

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106 Sueblimely March 17, 2009 at 3:11 am

I expected to read that you were in hospital because of falling off your high heels or a caffeine overdose but not this!

I hope you enjoy your day pass and please resist ANY tidying up and cleaning whatsoever.

I will be thinking of you and wish you a very very speedy recovery.

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107 Amy of Milk Breath and Margaritas March 19, 2009 at 3:42 am

I clicked on this in Lotus’ shared items because of the frankly, awesome post title.

But Holy Crap! I hope you are OK.

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108 Miss Ash March 19, 2009 at 7:13 am

I can’t leave you alone for anything, can I!!!

I’m gone one little week, and bam!!

Well lady, I heart you, and I hope you’re doing well now. Happy healing, and though you already know this, as you know everything, laughter is the greatest cure!!!

Sending you my love!

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109 Lunasea March 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Jesus Fucking Christ! What the hell did I miss???? Oh good heavens. Please stay well. Keep that brain bloodified and I will be praying, in my own special way, for you.

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