Alternate title: I had a fucking rat fuck son of a bitch day today but I give you something I found amusing in the ratfucksonofabitchyness. You are welcome.
Sitting around on my arse all day affords me the pleasure of daytime tv.
With no rugrats running around to distract me. Except for perhaps today where I have TWO apparently sick children home.
With daytime TV comes daytime TV advertisements.
And when you live in the middle of nowhere you get ads for farmers.
And some of these ads make me giggle.
Like the ad for HiFert. I have no idea what they use the aforementioned Fert for. And why it is Hi. I have never really got that into the commercial. But they say Fert a lot and that makes me giggle.
Say it. It sounds like fart.
I just visited their website and the ‘latest news’ is ‘put spurt in your dirt’
Dude, I think I just lost bladder control.
And then there is Buchan Aglime.
Buchan. It is pronounced Buck an.
It sounds like… never mind.
Speaking of losing bladder control, Boo is in the other room giggling his little head off. There is a buzzing noise. I fucking lose my shit and fly into the room.
He is playing with an electric toothbrush.
Yeah. Um. That is what I thought he was playing with…
Lastly, I wish I saw this. Apparently some news networks use Google images for their stock pics. Probably a bad move.