For the million years, according to my husband, that I have been blogging, I have come across many bloggers that have asked their readers to submit questions for them to answer.
I have never succumbed to this temptation because 1. I am so awesome you should be damn thankful for the crumbs I throw you. 2. I spill my guts on a regular basis and you probably know more about me than my husband, and 12. I am a little scared that you will ask me weird shit or nothing at all and I would be all ‘damn, that was a bad idea no one really gives a shit about your opinion, or wants to know what colour underpants you would be wearing if you were actually wearing some, do the damn washing woman!’ and I will die a little inside.
Or just be more awesome.
I vote for B.
So seeing I have the most articulate, intelligent, really really ridiculously good looking readers on the web…
waddiyawannaknow?
oh and BTW biatches, my blog host will be down for maintenance or somesuch tomorrow/over the weekend/some time I couldn’t be bothered doing the conversion time thingy, so if you pop over to ask your burning question and can’t, don’t freak the fuck out. Put your head between your knees, breathe slowly and try again in an hour or so.
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Enquiring minds want to know hey?
How about Who would you leave your hubby for and why – excluding Adam Hills as we know bout him already
Noblejoker’s last blog post..Christmas Message 2008
awesomest MB2
Do you stand out in hicksville and find it a frustrating place to live?
Tell us of your first kiss (or other firsts), oh awesome one.
Ali’s last blog post..Jabby, pointy things and playgroup
God, I am so bad at these things. Ugh. I’ll be back later.
Mr Lady’s last blog post..Stretch
Where in the world would you live if you had the freedom and money to choose and why would you live there?
if you had the power to go back in time and change an historical event,what event would it be and why?
Is there any one event from your past that you wish you could go back and handle differently? What is it?
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What is your favorite TV show and why? Also, Favorite book and Favorite Child?
Tell us something terribly embarrasing that no one (or just a few people) know about!
Hm…I am really awful at these as well.
It’s not that I don’t want to know…it’s that I never like to pry. Even when people ask.
So…have you been outside Australia and if so, where did you go?
Kylie’s last blog post..Things I Learned From Scanning Slides
I was going to ask whether you spit or swallow but once I had written it down it looked a tad umm personal.. So I want to know where you are hiding your toothbrush at the moment ..
Oh and don’t mind me I am teetering on the edge of Madness…
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Question and answer time..
I’m over here dying from birdflupneumoniadiarrheafuckingitus and your asking me to ask you a question? Is this like fa-real? Why would I want to do that? I wouldn’t. I’m like – running a fever.
(Sorry for the tone Queen Awesomeness, I feel like I been ate by a wolf and shit off a cliff. Just a teeny-weeny attitude, it will pass), with any luck at all.))
Okay, here goes, here’s my question: Where did you hide the f-ing ice cream?
Do I wanna to pop your cheery? Did I ever mention I went to school with a guy named Buster Hyman?
Opps. Got to go to the bathroom now. That was definitely not a fart.
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Wll you still respect me in the morning?
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What’s your happiest memory?
Amanda’s last blog post..Cross-stitch fever
Well I know from your posts that you have awesome straight, glossy hair. So which products do you use and cannot live without?
What are your thoughts of autism and vaccination?
I know, boring, but you’ve never expressed an opinion one way or the other. Maybe you have, in my comments on my blog. Hmm. I can’t remember. Must be the bird flu.
How many pairs of shoes do you own and how many do you actually wear?
If someone told you that you had 15 minutes to pack of your most important items and leave your house never to come back, what would you pack (animals, kids, husbands, not included).
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Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of the day?
Ms Fifikins’s last blog post..Twitter365- January!
Damn. Kim stole my question.
lceel’s last blog post..And then there was GirlBlue
How did you meet your husband? Was it lust at first sight?
witchypoo’s last blog post..Secret Language of Poop
If Mr Choo gave you an unlimited budget and said ‘design a pair of killer shoes, that I will market, whatever they are’… what would they be like? I want drawings!
If you had to pick, out of all of your favourites, your favourite type of chocolate, and your favourite pair of shoes, what would they be?
Hey, I know that’s hard, but I’m asking what the internets is dying to know!
Kath’s last blog post..Serious.Life
Well, as we are talking about cherry popping…
Do tell…
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Murdering the home help
Actually, she didn’t. She was GOING to ask but thought it might be too personal – but you KNOW it’s not. SO?
lceel’s last blog post..And then there was GirlBlue
Did you ever go ‘overseas’.
Is Home and Away real?
Jo’s last blog post..batteries included!
Did you ever go ‘overseas’?
Is Home and Away real?
Jo’s last blog post..batteries included!
Oh sorry! Duh!
Jo’s last blog post..batteries included!
When was the last time you shopped in Hell aka Chadstone and can you really expect us to believe you didn’t swoon when all those shoe stores jumped out and abducted you?
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Aside from the roundhouse to the pancreas, do you have any other secret weapons?
What’s really in Vegamite? And why would any sane person actually eat it?
That’s been bothering since I first heard Men at Work singing about ‘the land down under.’
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you are going to live on a deserted island on your own. what ONE thing, that you can hold in your hand or carry, would you bring with you.
raino’s last blog post..CONTEST
What has been your fav way to eat your chocolate? Is is just about having it or are you also fancy with it?
Can I be the one who doesn’t ask any questions? (?Hey- whoops-ducky!!!?) I have my own awesome reputation of spilling ALL the beans to consider, and besides- I might be writing your blog anyway!! (woot)
Kay/Murf/Grumba’s last blog post..Unusual views
*smiles*
Mistress B’s last blog post..Did you know…..
My questions not that funny, but could you tell us a little more about when you found out Boo had autism and how you figured out what kinds of therapies to use etc? I am amazed by your strength in dealing with the whole thing, and he seems like he’s turned out to be such a cool kid!
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Here is a deep one for you….
Given the choice, how would you CHOOSE to die? Why?
hotmamamia’s last blog post..Steeler Nation – sick of it yet? Nah…..
p.s. I love Zoolander…when I need a totally mindless laugh, I watch it!
hotmamamia’s last blog post..Steeler Nation – sick of it yet? Nah…..
Who is your favorite Aussie ACTOR, ACTRESS and MUSIC GROUP? I’m not up on the pop culture of your country. I’m curious about it.
What’s the worst thing you ever did?
Just to balance it out,
What’s the best thing you ever did?
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What is your deepest fear?
Your biggest hope?
Dan’s last blog post..Why I …