Some of you may have noticed my lack of presence on the internetz of late.
It could be because:
- It is so fucking hot my eyelashes are sticking to my face when I blink.
- I had to grace my workmates with my presence and try to fix fuckups by fucktards that had the presence of mind to cover their tracks so I can’t punch them in the pancreas, nor roundhouse kick them to their spleen.
- We are now on freaking BUSHFIRE alert.
- I have the whole back to school thing with the taking up of dresses, emptying of my bank account to various establishments that rub their hands with glee when I walk into the airconditioned comfort of their stores.
- I am a cyborg and my cpu was getting an upgrade to awesomeness to the power of a bajillion.
- I am covering school books where the ratfucksonofabitch contact sticky paper shit is sticking to me instead of the books. Or losing their stick altogether when the get covered in ‘glisten’
- I am spending more time either in the shower, sobbing uncontrollably in front of the airconditioner or staring blankly at the wall praying for death.
- The laptop is burning MacBook marks into my thigh after 3 minutes.
- It has been 44C every fucking day this week.
- I have been doing housework. Yeah, even I don’t believe that.
- I am just damn lazy.
Whatever the reason, I haven’t been around, so as my penance, to make it up to you, cause I FUCKING ROCK, I am inviting you to link to your favouritist post in the comments.
A post that may or may not have – in your humble opinion – got the exposure it deserves. A post that makes you proud to be a blogger. Or a post about me.