At least I am not as stupid as her. I know what an Ewok is. I had one stuck to my shoe the other day.

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Saw this today. Shamelessly stolen from somewhere that stole it from here.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Cracked my shit up. Even though the only things I remember from the whole trilogy is my brother getting all pissed if anyone spoke while he was watching it. For the eleventy billionth time. While he was wearing his Jedi Robes.

And Han Solo making me feel all warm in my pants.

Rawr.

So who was your favourite Star Wars character? Come on. You know you have one.

{ 48 comments }

1 Tranny Head January 16, 2009 at 7:56 am: Chewie was badass. How can you not love a giant creature that sounds like a dying giraffe? That’s hawtness right there. HAWTNESS.
2 Jim January 16, 2009 at 8:04 am: Darth Vader. Badassery is my forte.

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3 Deidre January 16, 2009 at 8:13 am: I am torn between C3PO and Chewy. before decoybetty became a part of my life all my internet screennames had to do with chewbacca – which isn’t as embarrassing as it sounds because I hadn’t actually ever seen the movie.

okay its still embarrassing.

I have since seen the original three…

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4 Kin January 16, 2009 at 8:13 am: Heh, dark muppits.

I have a thing for older men, so Obiwan does it for me – plus the accent thing. Then again Hans Solo is preety hot LOL. Oh I’ll be giggling all day about that!

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5 Dan January 16, 2009 at 8:17 am: Obi Wan rules!

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6 spotrick January 16, 2009 at 8:21 am: R2D2 was the least annoying of the main characters.Maybe Yoda was cool – for a Muppet.:)
7 Jayne January 16, 2009 at 8:48 am: Jabba the Hut; loves me a big pile of lard one can poke with a pitch fork and watch it ripple like waves on a lake….

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8 Genaine January 16, 2009 at 9:31 am: I have to admit I have never seen any of the movies. But Jar Jar Binks is cute.
9 Noblejoker January 16, 2009 at 9:35 am: Well I am sucker enough to say Luke. His struggles and growth and shit Plus he is bad ass by ROTJ with the Jedi Mindtricks and stuff. Yoda was funny and R2D2 is the real hero. Leia always pissed me off till my balls dropped a bit then I totally dug the slave girl outfit – ah good times

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10 Talina January 16, 2009 at 9:51 am: Just wanted you to know that [drum roll please]….
I arrived here from a FEEDREADER! My google reader just refreshed with this post and the 2 post prior to it that were lost in transition.

Thought you might be happy about this.

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11 Lilacspecs January 16, 2009 at 9:51 am: The Ewoks. I heart me some Ewoks.
12 Mistress B January 16, 2009 at 10:05 am: I loved the Ewoks……… as opposed to the dark muppets

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13 Sorrow January 16, 2009 at 10:14 am: I love Chewy! something about a big hairy thig that doesn’t like to lose, although Leha was pretty hot in a brass bikini…
14 Maternal Mirth January 16, 2009 at 10:56 am: I saw this today, too … *snort*

Fave Star Wars-ian … hmm. The only ones that appear in EVERY episode: R2D2 and C3PO

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15 Ali January 16, 2009 at 11:26 am: R2d2 has a good sense of humour and it’s cool because you can tell that even though you can’t understand what he’s saying so he must be hilarious.

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16 kd@abitsquirrelly January 16, 2009 at 11:40 am: That seriously was the funniest shit ever!! Awesome. Okay so I had this dog that totally looked like an Ewok, so I love them. Iused to have nightmare about Jaba–maybe it was Pizza the hut, you know from SpaceBalls? Totally funny.

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17 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] January 16, 2009 at 11:55 am: Growing up, I loved Chewbacca. Now, I’m a Hans Solo girl, but then I think about Harrison Ford with that icky earring and I’m over it.

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18 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] January 16, 2009 at 12:03 pm: Oh, no. I called him ‘Hans.’ HAN SOLO

And that vid = awesomeness.

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19 Kel January 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm: In my mind I am too young to have been a fan in my childhood and to have had a favorite character in any innocent way. I didn’t even see the original three movies until I was an adult so I’d take a ride in the Falcon with Han anyday!

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20 foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) January 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm: The reason my Star Wars folders never lasted long in fourth grade was because I was always kissing on my Han Solo one. Oh, yeah, baby!
21 Amanda January 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm: Hard to remember if I liked Luke Skywalker or Han Solo when I was a kid. I do remember my Mum doing my hair in buns like Princess Leia. That was embarrassing.

But Day-um -I’d forgotten how HAWT Harrison Ford *used* to be.

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22 Brandy January 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm: I totally adored Chewy, but not a warm in the pants kind of way. Solo definitely got that pick.

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23 Redneck Mommy January 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm: I’m all about Chewi.

But then I like hairy asses.

Other than that, I’m all about Obi Wan. Tag teaming me with Darth Vader.

Does it get any better than that?

Oh, and I’d totally rock the gold bikini and cinnamon bun hairstyle.

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24 river January 16, 2009 at 5:27 pm: Never been a fan of Star Wars, so I’ve only watched it in bits, you know, passing through the room while the kids watched it, I kinda liked Chewbacca and Yoda. I have a little keychain Yoda about 4cm tall that my grandson left behind one day. Jabba the Hutt is totally gross!
25 eileen January 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm: I can remember when my nephew(who is now 30) was little, all he wanted the the “Four Leg Walker”
thingie. He asked me for it for 3 months. I found it for him for Christmas one year. He was so excited. He still remembers it.
26 Kylie January 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm: I love Yoda! How can you not love a man who’s four foot tall and phrases everything like a question?

Plus my husband can do a great impression of Yoda (and Fozzie Bear). That’s why I married him.

That and he knocked me up. But it was totally the Yoda voice that did me in.

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27 Karen January 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm: Han Solo. period.

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28 David Bridger January 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm: I am Han Solo.

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29 Audubon Ron January 16, 2009 at 8:50 pm: I can’t type with full range of motion right now to answer your question, but I want to answer your question. I’m under the covers right now with my cat Cole and we are playing tents with the flashlight because its 22 degrees in Mississippi right now and that ain’t right.

Obby Won (for President)Obviously, Barack Obama is my favorite Star Wars character.

Damn, my cat’s butt stinks

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30 UrbanVox January 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm: Darth Vader’s apprentice Pilot (forgot her name)
She’s hot!

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31 lceel January 17, 2009 at 12:27 am: The Queen. Natalie Portman was so ~~hot~~ cute. Then SWMBO said, “You know she’s only 14 years old, don’t you?” “The hell you say”, I said. “It’s true,” she said, “now go wash your mind out with soap.”

Instead, I went and dug up my emergency Pamela Anderson pictures.

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32 Xbox4NappyRash January 17, 2009 at 5:00 am: Hand Solo is my favourite.

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33 Anglophile Football Fanatic January 17, 2009 at 8:54 am: I wasn’t born when the first one came out….hahahah. Okay. I totally loved Leia’s braids. And, wanted them.

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34 mama mara January 17, 2009 at 10:40 am: I can’t believe I’m the only one who’s hot for Admiral Ackbar. He’s the guy with the face of a smoked trout, who wears a snow-white, skintight body suit and dances like a middle-aged high school math teacher. I likes me my fish man!

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35 des January 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm: and I’m warm in the groin……

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36 bejewell January 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm: Hoenstly I was WAY more about Indiana Jones than any of the Star Wars losers. The one I’d probably most want to hang out with is C-3PO, mostly because he was totally gay and I am an unashamed flame dame. Leia’s hair was dope but she was totally hooked on the smack. Luke was a whiner. Yoda spoke backwards. Chewy was pretty cool but can you really trust a sasquatch?

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37 Sowing The Seeds January 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm: I didn’t really have a favourite I guess. Maybe C3PO, he was a kind hearted kinda robot.
But geez the Stormtroopers were so scary! I was 8 when Star Wars came out and I had to check my wardrobes, under the bed, etc for bloody years! (Well maybe not years…)

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38 Chookie January 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm: Empire was the first one I saw at the movies (I wasn’t allowed to go to Star Wars because I was Too Young for NRC movies), and Han Solo/Indy/Harrison Ford was my first and longest-lasting crush. Agree with Angie that the earring and related shenanigans killed it, so the whole crush thing lasted, um, 20 years or so. Love swashbuckling types! And in another universe, the Geek and I are sure we are the Stainless Steel Rat and his Angelina…

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39 Maddy January 18, 2009 at 5:21 am: R2D2 – that’s the only kind of logic I can follow.
Cheers

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40 Mrs. Schmitty January 18, 2009 at 8:19 am: I love the new look! BTW….stop by my place, I’ve got something for you!

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41 Widdle Shamrock January 18, 2009 at 10:57 am: Obi Wan when played by Ewan McGregor

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42 hotmamamia January 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm: Han…I wanted to be his love slave…but oh, he has not aged well….such a shame….I, on the other hand, am Frickin FABULOUS…fat, but fabulous

I actually loved YODA….what a fabulous little dude and my baby girl has a picture where she kinda looked like baby Yoda…she’ll kill me now for putting that in print!

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43 hotmamamia January 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm: OMG…I just watched that video…what a scream…

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44 K8 January 19, 2009 at 11:00 am: Savage clip!!! Feckin’ hilarious – holding on to that one.

Gotta be Chewy for me. I think of him when I shave my legs and know that it could always be worse.
45 tiff January 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm: Yep, a Chewy fan here too.
Love that fuzzy face.
Also, the way he groans, with kind of three voices roled into one. Yeah, that really does it for me.

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46 12ontheinside January 20, 2009 at 10:45 am: Now that is the funniest video I have seen for a very long time.

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47 Riayn January 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm: Princess Leia.

I should have realised I was gay when at the age of 4 I had the hugest crush on her and still do.

I still want a model of the Millennium Falcon too.

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48 Expat Mom March 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm: Oh, when I was little, I was totally in love with Luke Skywalker. I was like six. What terrible taste I had!! Han Solo is totally hotter!

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