If you are reading this post then that means I am not dead.

by admin

So y’all (multiculturallyness again) know that I have been wielding my awesomeness all around the internetty acronyms.

I am a fucking coder or some shit now.

Totally.

But dude, when I was all ‘Photoshop has my arse in a sling’ that was nothing, nothing I tellz ya compared to the complete arse kicking I am getting from resynching or redirecting or resomethingorother my feeds for this little ol’ blog.

Cause, dammit, I am feedburners bitch.

I am bending over and saying ‘please sir may I have another’?

So if you are reading this post, I am pretty sure that you didn’t come from a feedreader. Cause those bitches don’t wanna know me and my awesomely reshaped eyebrows.

Seriously. I have spent the whole day looking at the mirror going HOT DAY-UM my eyebrows look amazing trying to fix my feed and I am conceding defeat. For today anyway.

So, if something truly miraculous happens while I am passed out in bed and you are coming from a feedreader, let a bitch know. Cause just the thought of losing you all is giving me the vapours.

But you know what? All this freaking the fuck out and crying on Twitter and Plurk has brought out the love of the internetz. Right now I am too tired to do the linky thing but I just want to thank Spotrick, Andrew, Talina, Tim, Siobhan and Tanis for their help today.

This is for you <3

And to my wonderful Trolls. I am still awesome without a valid feed. You are still a loser.

Mwah!

As an aside, and if a miracle is not bestowed upon me, anyone wanna step up and help a bitch get her feed back up? Cause I made a fucking AWESOME little icony thing with my Ninja Cat up there in the header and we just can’t have it going to waste now can we?

As an aside to the aside or beside the aside, tomorrow we change internet providers. And apparently we will be without internet for a few hours or something. I KNOW! THE HORROR! I have bought emergency chocolate and batteries for the Wii Remotes for the Damn Emos cause I have no idea how the poor biatches are gunna cope. Luckily I have internet at work hey? He he he.

{ 61 comments }

1 Marylin January 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm: You are awesome Kel – we all know it! The trolls are only trolls cause they’re so completely jealous of your awesomeness!

Marylin’s last blog post..I’m free!!
2 Robin January 14, 2009 at 11:45 pm: Sorry, arrived via Twitter. It didn’t show up in Google Reader, at least not yet.

Hope it’s all sorted soon. Love the new look.

Robin’s last blog post..Impromptu Math Lesson
3 Vic January 14, 2009 at 11:52 pm: Twitter too. Had a similar problem with mine a few weeks back. Think all who’ve subscribed through feedburner may still be with you, but anyone from the wordpress feed will be lost. Start making enough fuss on twitter etc and they might just return when they realsie they have to resubscribe.
p.s. will bow to the awesomeness of those shoes in your header as well as just generally to you!
4 Jim January 15, 2009 at 12:37 am: Sorry, babe. I don’t use feedburner so I can’t help you there. I’m sure that your will bend it to your awesome will in no time though. Just keep handing it lube in the mean time so it’s not too rough with you.

Jim’s last blog post..Awardified
5 Ellie January 15, 2009 at 12:38 am: Wow! So fancy around here! Love it!
6 Amber DBTD January 15, 2009 at 12:59 am: Fine then, woman, make me actually click on the bookmark to see if there’s a new post, rather than using my nifty feed thigy!

It’s totally worth that agonizingly exhausting click!
7 Maternal Mirth January 15, 2009 at 1:51 am: I don’t know how you did it. I own my own dot com but can’t seem to figure out how to get my blog over there … I tried bribing it with chocolate, then I got frustrated and called it obscene names. Now it’s just pissed at me.

Fucking asshat blog.

Not yours. Mine. Yours is not an asshat.

Maternal Mirth’s last blog post..Putting Yourself Out There … Like, REALLY Out There
8 Kath January 15, 2009 at 2:08 am: I fail at blog stuff, but I shall go into the IT department at college tomorrow, and beg the IT doods! (IT doods being the kids I know. I may never return if I venture into the technicians room.)

Kath’s last blog post..Abby
9 O'Neal January 15, 2009 at 2:39 am: I never thought I’d say this, but thank goodness for twitter or I would have never seen you or the kick ass new place again! And I give you mad props for all the multitasking and coding, I’d STILL be in the corner crying!

Really though, did you catch a glimpse of Santa in his speedo? I’m dying to know!

O’Neal’s last blog post..Hair Removal : 101
10 lceel January 15, 2009 at 3:37 am: I only came here because I saw on twitter (don’t tell anybody I was there, ‘K?) you had a new post up so then i went and checked my feed and I still see the post BEFORE this one. Just lettin’ ya know, ‘K?

Luv ya.

lceel’s last blog post..Wordy Wednesday – I never know
11 Maddy January 15, 2009 at 5:57 am: Don’t even get me started on the techy stuff, it brings out the Luddite in me!
Cheers

Maddy’s last blog post..What a wit!
12 Talina January 15, 2009 at 6:41 am: I cam from twitter too…

Talina’s last blog post..Better late than never- Delurking Day 2009
13 Talina January 15, 2009 at 6:41 am: I cam from twitter too…
14 Talina January 15, 2009 at 6:44 am: If you want to give my your feedburner login info I’ll have a look for you.

Talina’s last blog post..Better late than never- Delurking Day 2009
15 Amanda January 15, 2009 at 6:45 am: Since I only just worked out how to do a feed burner thingy and it keeps giving me that big red exclamation mark, I just come back here the old way (ie click a bookmark) in case I miss something.

Amanda’s last blog post..King Tide
16 Kimberlee January 15, 2009 at 7:10 am: Awe Kel, sorry your feed isn’t working…I had to find out what was up with you though, so I just typed in the URL…See, the internetz do love you. I hope everything gets worked out.

Kimberlee’s last blog post..Triple “E” Challenge: Longing
17 jen January 15, 2009 at 7:24 am: No, feed is still fucked, sorry. THIS IS WHY I HESITATE TO GET MY OWN DOMAIN. I would break the internets and I just can’t be held responsible. But the new digs look awesome!

jen’s last blog post..At least it’s not phone s.e.x. Pt.2
18 frogpondsrock January 15, 2009 at 7:53 am: Sorry Kel,It looks like your feeds are still broken *sigh* I came over from Twitter.. I love the ninja cat.. mmmmmmeeeeefuckinooooooowwwwww

frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday (with some words)
19 Deb on the Rocks January 15, 2009 at 8:02 am: I tried to come from a feedreader on your post about pimping to say I of course already voted for you, and put you as “Best Australian” everything that I get a chance to. The feedreader link didn’t work, so I URLed you by hand. Day-am, it’s swank over here!

Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..Inauguration Countdown
20 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins January 15, 2009 at 8:23 am: I just went through this HELL a few weeks ago. I just yesterday got my Comment Luv crap straightened out. Definitely email me if you haven’t figured it out yet – I can’t promise you anything but after updating my feedburner account with my new URL, I only seemed to loose about 30 subscribers. After 24-36 hours or so they came back!

Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..GIVEAWAY! Beat the winter “BLAHS”
21 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] January 15, 2009 at 8:49 am: *bow*
*bow*
*bow*

What do I win?

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]’s last blog post..Wordless 1.14.9: Nommalicious Food
22 Xbox4NappyRash January 15, 2009 at 9:32 am: Nope, your feed is buggered.

Again.

Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Finding a vein
23 Noblejoker January 15, 2009 at 9:57 am: Great work on the site Redesign
Simpler but with more content
Well done

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24 Momisodes January 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm: LOVIN’ the new look here. Sorry I didn’t arrive via feed. My reader is on the verge of explosion so I’m giving it the cold shoulder.

Momisodes’s last blog post..Tap Tap Tap
25 Anglophile Football Fanatic January 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm: I’m sorry you are being given the dis by the feeders. We love you – and your swanky new ‘do.

Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..An Open Letter to Mr Cheese
26 Jayne January 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm: Ahhh, I was wondering why your posts hadn’t updated in my blog roll…but then I thought you’d probably run away to join a ~~whole new, different~~ circus.

Jayne’s last blog post..Another Rollicking Thursday Trivial History January 15
27 Dan January 15, 2009 at 3:37 pm: Arrived via Google Reader – so something must be working somewhere.

Dan’s last blog post..Writer’s Wednesday
28 Mr Lady January 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm: Bow to my awesomeness? Best. Tagline. Ever.

Mr Lady’s last blog post..Double Whammy
29 Burgh Baby January 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm: Words cannot express how much I lurve the new header.

You are the most awesomest ever.

Burgh Baby’s last blog post..I Hate New Jersey
30 Nicole January 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm: I arrived here via google reader – so maybe its working now?

Just lettin’ a bitch know

Nicole’s last blog post..Today
31 12ontheinside January 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm: Came over from my Google Reader – seemed to work fine (although admittedly I did have to refresh this page twice after a couple of 404 errors – could have been my connection though).

12ontheinside’s last blog post..Air Heads
32 Ali January 15, 2009 at 4:58 pm: Yes I arrived via Google Reader too so I guess it’s all better now.

Love the new look. You are a coding Goddess.

Ali’s last blog post..Organisation does not run in the family
33 Amanda January 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm: I LOVE the new look around here. Love it!

Amanda’s last blog post..Peter Butter??
34 Veronica January 15, 2009 at 5:47 pm: Uhm, I know I have been ignoring everyone, but my google reader has been keeping me updated with you. So, no idea?

Veronica’s last blog post..39 weeks.
35 Lynn (Walking With Scissors) January 15, 2009 at 6:17 pm: I came here via Google Reader so it’s updating at least for me. Victory!! Right? I hope so.

p.s. – LOVE the new banner.

Lynn (Walking With Scissors)’s last blog post..Baby, It’s Cold Outside
36 river January 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm: I have no idea what a feedreader is, (tell me?), I have your blog listed in my favourites and I just click on it to bring up your most excellent page. I think your ninja kitty looks cute holding the RSS button. I hope you’re not without your internet for too long, but I’m glad you had the forethought to lay in extra chocolate supplies.
37 Fee January 15, 2009 at 6:36 pm: Something’s working homie (trying to keep up with your multiculturalness) because Google Reader threw 2 posts my way this morning.

Holla

PS, I bought ‘CSS/HTML/OTHERSUCHBOLLOCKS for Dummies’ from Amazon and it sucks ass… and didn’t help me at all. So, well done you for figuring it out the hard way.

Fee’s last blog post..They’re all about the poo here…
38 Dingo January 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm: You just popped up in my Google reader. Well, you may have been in my reader earlier today but I’m just getting around to it.

Yeah! You’re back!

Dingo’s last blog post..Construction Criticism
39 Karen January 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm: yep, I got here from my google reader, too. That is working. Love the new look, it looks awesomely fabulous.

Karen’s last blog post..Homecoming
40 Deeleea January 15, 2009 at 8:38 pm: OOOOH found you in my feed reader… welcome BACK!

Deeleea’s last blog post..Resolved -
41 Kylie January 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm: Came via Google Reader, like everyone else:).

That’s what she said…

And I LOVE the new look. I am bowing to your awesomeness right now!

Kylie’s last blog post..A Young, Female Gulliver
42 Mistress B January 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm: Oh it’s so you!

Well done

Mistress B’s last blog post..Stolen meme
43 Lightening January 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm: I have no idea what this post is about – I need an interpreter for “Kelley-speak”. It did, however, show up in Google reader.

Nice new look.

Lightening’s last blog post..An Interview From Frogdancer
44 Tina January 15, 2009 at 9:55 pm: Loving the new look, Kel Looks great!

Tina’s last blog post..Rain, rain go AWAY!
45 Audubon Ron January 15, 2009 at 10:59 pm: Man, sorry, homey don’t know feed.

Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Fetch With Zelda
46 lceel January 16, 2009 at 12:36 am: Looks like you got it fixed, because as I got to work this morning (I know, it’s nighttime by you) there you were, in my feed. Cool. I love you.

lceel’s last blog post..Wordy Wednesday – I never know
47 Kim January 16, 2009 at 3:00 am: I am here via my Google Reader.. Love the new look.. very very awesome!!!

Kim’s last blog post..Maybe we should rethink the 529 College Savings?
48 Jennifer January 16, 2009 at 3:10 am: Yep, here via Google Reader. And the place looks amazing. I think it was all a ruse to get me to break out the crackbaby and type with my thumbs since you are blocked at work.
49 Miss Ash January 16, 2009 at 3:27 am: *bowing*

Your page looks fabulous!

You = awesome

Miss Ash’s last blog post..prophesies
50 Megan January 16, 2009 at 3:28 am: It looks like it’s working. You showed on my feed list anyway! And I loooove the new layout.

Megan’s last blog post..grrrr … whateva’
51 Kin January 16, 2009 at 4:08 am: Yup, got here via google reader, this time. Looks nice I must say, though I’m gonna miss those coffee beans

Kin’s last blog post..Fried Rice Recipe
52 heels January 16, 2009 at 4:25 am: I use Sage, and it’s showing up fine!
53 Hotmamamia January 16, 2009 at 4:31 am: How the hell do I get a feed??? I want to be part of the ‘in’ crowd!!! Glad you seem to be up and running for everyone looking for you!

Oh, and YAAAAAHOOOOO, I’m back on your Biatch list! Have to work harder to get back to #1

Hotmamamia’s last blog post..What is your word??
54 kd@abitsquirrelly January 16, 2009 at 4:44 am: I came from my reader and it said it was through feedburner. It did take a long time to load though. Don’t know if that is me, your site, or the feed. Good luck!
55 Amanda January 16, 2009 at 6:44 am: The Ninja Cat works!!!
I had to unsub then resub to get my feed reader to show your posts though.

Amanda’s last blog post..King Tide
56 Zoeyjane January 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm: Holy poop, this is a fudging awesome theme. PS. You know, you like, KNOW PEOPLE who know stuff, right?

Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On Being Too Naked
57 UrbanVox January 16, 2009 at 10:46 pm: I see ya!
58 Susanna de Beer January 16, 2009 at 10:48 pm: You Rock, you are in my google reader, seems to be working for others too.

Love the cat, you rock!
59 Gina January 17, 2009 at 8:12 pm: Here from bloglines with no problems.

Kelly, you so rock! And so does your new theme!

Gina’s last blog post..Friday Poll
60 Marita January 17, 2009 at 8:43 pm: Ah that is why you only just showed up in my bloglines but the dates are for earlier in the week.
61 Ree January 20, 2009 at 2:39 am: It is teh beautiful.

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