I have a butt load of shit to do.
Won’t even bother listing it cause, it reminds me and sends the guilts and stuff you know…
Instead I have been sitting here for
the last 12 hours 5 hours some time screaming obscenities at my computer.
Photoshop has my arse in a sling.
Cause I am doing a super secret blog redesign. To unveil ASAP so when
I win a Bloggy as the most fucking awesome Aussie in the world the hordes of admirers visit the 3 of you have nothing better to do and decide to wander over to my side of the internetz you will have something new to oooh and ahhh at look at.
It is totally different to what I have now. Mainly because some fucker who likes to email me while he is supposed to be working and call me names like bitch and tramp said that my blog does not reflect my personality.
Or words to that effect.
I considered a background of dead kittens and me flipping the bird but I
am not that clever decided against it.
So I am trying something different and Photoshop has my arse in the aforementioned sling.
And then the plugins. I mean what the fuck is a plugin? I kid, I kid. Kinda.
All this time I have been just cruising along, fabulously fabulousing, paying no heed to the wonders of the mind fuck that is HTML and CSS and FTP and OMGWTF…
So screaming at the computer is my release. And the Damn Emos and that bastard I married are finding it all very entertaining and funny and you won’t think it so funny when there is no dinner, no groceries and no clean clothes will you?
I cleaned the bathroom though.
Ten minutes after I did Moo and MPS decided to dye their hair and fucking trash the room and I found a fecal mural beside the toilet.
I am having a bottle of wine for dinner. Don’t know what they are having. I am too busy making photoshop see that I am fucking awesome and bend to my will you bastard!!!
WTF? Where did the sidebar go?
Now CCS and FTP have joined in and they are flinging my arse around like a nerds schoolbag in the playground.
While the jelly is setting in the fridge so I can wrestle with these bastards (cause I totally rock the jelly wrestling people) I have a question. What are
plugins your favourite plugins and which do you recommend?
Cause I have a ton of them already and I
don’t know what half of them do would like to know what others I should upload/download/offload/whatevz.
Pass the wine. And a straw. It is gunna be a looooooong night.
PS I haven’t forgotten about recapping each month. Just been a little busy being awesome and kicking photoshops arse. Will get back to it soon.
PSS In case you didn’t get the slight hint there, nominate me in the bloggies cause I am awesome and shit and everyone else is pimping themselves and I was all ‘that is so highschool’ and then I went an accidentally pimped myself on Twitter and Angie was all ‘I voted for you’ and then I thought I may need more than her and Mrs Schmitty cause how hard would it be to win the best Aussie blog? Seriously, there are only like five of us.
PSSS I only did this one cause PSSS looks like ‘piss’ and it totally brought out my inner 7 year old boy giggles.
PSSSS Seriously, I wanna punch Photoshop in the pancreas. If it had a pancreas. I am pretty sure that it doesn’t, but the person who designed Photoshop does, if he is not dead. Well technically, if he was recently dead he would still have one but I don’t make it a habit of punching dead people in the pancreas. So if he is alive, can someone email me his address cause I need to hire a hitman to go and punch him in the pancreas for me. Cause I have stuff to do. Like a blog redesign. And apparently we are out of underwear, cause you can only turn them inside out once I am told.