It is the afternoon of the first day of the New Year.
The year I dub ‘The Year of Fucking Awesome’
I thought of all the things I could resolve to do this year.
Lose weight. Woke up this morning after 2 weeks of eating and drinking excessively and I have lost 1 & 1/2 kilos.
Do what we can to help Rudi recover. MPS rang the hospital this morning and he is sitting up and flirting with the nurses.
Look after myself. Spend some time pampering every day. Woke up this morning checked my hair in the mirror and…
So instead of resolving to do anything in particular, I will make a promise to you, my internetz, and myself.
This year I resolve to be Fucking Awesome.
It will be difficult. It will be a challenge. I can hear you all saying ‘But Kelley! You are already Fucking Awesome! How on earth can you top that?’
I know peeps, it is pretty damn hard to be more awesome than I already am. But I will rise to the challenge.
Cause I am that Fucking Awesome.
So my lovelies, what is YOUR New Year Resolution? Tell me in the comments or leave me a link to your post about it.
For as long as I remember, or can be bothered I will do a tiny recap of each month of ‘The Year of Not So Fucking Awesome’ aka ‘The Year The Ate My Soul’
First up is January. Being the first month and all that…
January was all about arsehats farting in the toilet stalls next to me,
writing a long post about Boo getting lice (W00T! Means he is interacting with the other kids! I know that is deranged) and then concussion from a swing set falling on him and then accidentally deleting the fucker but the comments remain, confusing the shit out of the weird google searches that hit that post constantly,
being sexy and feeling sexy is a state of mind thing,
lots and lots and lots of sleeplessness and fucking whining about it,
trying to break up with my lover,
launching my .com (it is amazing how many hits I get from google for ‘what does my new digs mean’),
MPS letting it slip that he reads my blog, and it is not a housework and recipe collection,
Moo spending the night with her head in a toilet bowl after Vodka and me spending the evening with a hot Indian.
Then the kids returned to school,
and Boo had an accident in the first 2 hours of his first day and I got to meet Fuckknuckle nurse,
then on the final day of the month I sent a child with a broken bone to school with no pain relief while I ate chocolate.
Cause I am a stellar parent.
Wonder what awesomeness I got up to in February?