It is Christmas Crazy day! Time to fly the freak flag. Here and over at Burgh Baby for maximum madness exposure.
I still maintain that there is nothing crazy about my Christmassyness. It is perfectly normal to decorate every room, have a Bathroom Tree™, own ‘Christmas killer heels’,
wear a homemade Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo as a hat and then immortalize him in fondant covered cookies,
Mr Hanky hangin with Santa.
Less ‘Mr Hanky’ more ‘Dirty Sanchez’ methinks…
shuddup I was
drunk high on Christmas cheer…
…colour coordinate your wrapping paper with the tree decorations and consider wrapping the washing powder box in festive paper and a bow. And what about the fridge….
All perfectly normal festive activities.
Apparently ‘festive’ is relative. Apparently what I would consider ‘festive’ others would consider ‘hide the sharp shiny things’.
But there is one thing that I consider ‘crazy’ at Christmas. That is sitting down to a hot meal at 1pm on a 40 degree celcius day, sweating buckets with the aircon on high and every fan in the known universe pointing towards the table while Grandpa dressed as Santa in the winter woolies is dying of heatstroke in the corner but you cannot hear him desperately calling for water over the din of ‘I am dreaming of a white Christmas’ and some song about riding in a sleigh through the snow.
Oh and dressing dogs in Santa suits. That is just stupid.
But I digress.
Entertain me with your finds, my lovelies. Show off your own personal crazy or that of some poor unfortunate.
Regale me with your tales. Cause today also heralds the coming of the Golden Child. Hark! The herald Angels sing fuck me dead that boy is king.
Rules of participation: Link to your post about Christmas Crazy. The url of the page that the post is on and NOT just your blog. That way people can find the post without searching and we can all share in the fun. Post the Christmas Crazy button at the top so we all know we are at the right post and link back here so your readers can come and see all the other crazy. Cause Christmas is all about sharing. And ridiculing arsehats. THAT is the best part.